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XavierVE
No Corporation for Old Spacemen
#101 - 2014-10-11 01:00:35 UTC
Did you know: It is more likely that Americans will recycle than vote

Just a great illustration that we're developing one hell of a phobia regarding coming into contact with garbage. If you share this phobia and don't want to hang out with the equivalent of human garbage, swing by [SOUND] chat today. We'll do our best to recycle your EVE experience into something more positive.
XavierVE
No Corporation for Old Spacemen
#102 - 2014-10-21 16:19:35 UTC
Did you know: Sugar and cocoa are often added to cigarettes, a fact many diabetic smokers are unaware of

Relatively sure that if you're a diabetic AND a smoker, you probably have far bigger concerns than a trace amount of cocoa added to your smoldering stick of death. Just sayin'. Want to heat up your EVE career while avoid the aftertaste of bittervets? Try joining [SOUND] chat for a conversation, we won't blow a bunch of smoke at you.
Moya Aideron
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#103 - 2014-10-23 12:50:16 UTC
Did you know:The bits of paper that a hole punch takes out are called chads

We punch holes in lots of things, ships, structures, stations, sometimes even rocks but those are never ever called chads. SOUND, being classy about punching holes in anything and everything.
Zqu
Inner Visions
#104 - 2014-10-24 14:30:44 UTC
Did you know: That the EVE expansion Phoebe is coming out on November 4, 2014.

We're looking to recruit a new batch of newer players and teach them how we roll. Is that new recruit you? If so come into our recruitment channel [sound] and tell us why.

The channel name is with the brackets

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Zqu
Inner Visions
#105 - 2014-10-25 15:23:32 UTC
Did you know: That Nintendo first produced playing cards

Are you a player with less than 15 million skill points and willing to learn the game? Then hit us up in-game by joining our public channel [SOUND].

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Niamh Aideron
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#106 - 2014-11-07 23:16:46 UTC
Did you know: the average person falls asleep in 7 minutes

Eve can put you to sleep if you are flying around on your own and dont know what you are doing. Join SOUND to learn how to have fun in Eve.
Niamh Aideron
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#107 - 2014-11-09 17:31:32 UTC
Did you know: Everyone has a unique tongue print, just like fingerprints.

All our members are unique, call into [SOUND] chat today to find out more about us.
Moya Aideron
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#108 - 2014-11-15 00:10:52 UTC
Did you know: Bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser printers were all invented by women.

There are a significant number of women in our alliance, due in part to our anti douche bag ethos. Join [SOUND] chat to ask us about recruitment
June Ting
Nobody in Local
Deepwater Hooligans
#109 - 2014-11-16 03:16:17 UTC  |  Edited by: June Ting
Did you know: polydactyly is a dominant autosomal genetic condition, meaning that children of a parent who has polydactyly are at least 50% likely to also have extra fingers/toes.

Feel free to stop by [SOUND] public chat if you're interested in flying with a group of intelligent people who won't judge you based on how many fingers/toes you have.

I fight for the freedom of my people.
Zqu
Inner Visions
#110 - 2014-11-17 17:44:49 UTC
Did you know: That a regulation golf ball has 336 dimples on its surface.

Learning is nice isn't it? We like to teach out pilots and perfer to invite low SP pilots and have them grow with the corporation. Jump into [Sound] if we think alike.

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XavierVE
No Corporation for Old Spacemen
#111 - 2014-11-19 18:23:32 UTC
Did you know:In the Middle Ages, floors were covered with rushes, which acted like a disposable carpet. If it got dirty, it was thrown away. Today, carpets are more permanent and vacuums often miss much of the dirt—and the germs

Nice to know that people in the Middle Ages were smarter than my grandparents, who swore by having carpets for no logical reason. If you do swing by [SOUND] chat and join our corp, you'll find the interior of our station is only filled with hardwood floors, proper cement and a fresh scent of spring, all year long.
Zqu
Inner Visions
#112 - 2014-11-20 18:10:41 UTC
Did you know: There are 31,557,600 seconds in a year.

We're hosting a thrasher roam tonight, i'm sure we will have a blast :)


Recruitment still open - join us in [sound] for a chat

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June Ting
Nobody in Local
Deepwater Hooligans
#113 - 2014-11-22 15:15:57 UTC
Did you know: That we are featured in the This is EVE trailer at 1m12s, misattributed as our opponents at the time, Test Alliance Please Ignore.

Interested in watching the original fight? see here!

Stop by in the [SOUND] channel (with the brackets!) if you're new and want a friendly, civil place to learn the ropes.

I fight for the freedom of my people.
Zqu
Inner Visions
#114 - 2014-11-22 23:08:23 UTC
Did you know: Eve Online consists of more than 5000 star systems, as well as 2500 randomly accessible wormhole systems. And it's about to get even bigger with Rhea on the horizon with 101 more systems.

Join us in our public channel [sound] for a chat and to learn more about us.

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XavierVE
No Corporation for Old Spacemen
#115 - 2014-11-24 01:32:36 UTC  |  Edited by: XavierVE
Did you know: One of the most famous “true vampires” was Countess Elizabeth Bathory (1560-1614) who was accused of biting the flesh of girls while torturing them and bathing in their blood to retain her youthful beauty. She was by all accounts a very attractive woman.

So I get these factoids off a random trivia site and then I gussy them up with :words: and have been doing it for years. Sometimes though, I think the people who write the random trivia are more than a bit mental. Look at the way this factoid is constructed. It says who this person is, that they were a vampire, and that they bathed in the blood of young girls she killed in order to retain youthful beauty. THEN... and this is probably the best part, it closes with the fact that she was indeed very attractive. Almost in a way, saying that "well, it worked!" WTF trivia writers, you monsters.

Additionally, if you want to keep your corp youthful, spry and attractive, you need to recruit new players to EVE so you can BITE THEIR SHIPS AND STEAL THEIR POD JUICE. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. JOIN [SOUND] CHAT TODAY WE COULD USE FRES... oh wait... uh, we'd like to help you learn to love the game! And stuff! No ulterior motives!
Zqu
Inner Visions
#116 - 2014-11-24 21:20:53 UTC
Did you know: Coffee doesn't taste like it smells because saliva wipes out half of the flavor.

Still looking for new players to join our ranks. Come into [Sound] for a chat.

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Zqu
Inner Visions
#117 - 2014-11-25 17:42:06 UTC
Did you know: An Astronomical Unit (AU) is approximately the mean distance between the Earth and the Sun.
It is a derived constant and used to indicate distances within the solar system.


Recruiting is open and if you're interested in learning more about us feel free to join our channel [Sound] (with the brackets)

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XavierVE
No Corporation for Old Spacemen
#118 - 2014-11-26 20:24:04 UTC
Did you know: Scientists have explored only 1% of the ocean depths. They believe millions of new kinds of animals and fish are down there, waiting to be discovered

So what they're really saying is that there's hope for Atlantis yet! Maybe they'll find Prince Namor down there, or Mer-people. Or more fish. Regardless of what you think is UNDER THE SEA, swim by [SOUND] chat and we'll take a three... hour... tour! to see if you're a good fit on the S.S. RITES, ahoy!
XavierVE
No Corporation for Old Spacemen
#119 - 2014-11-28 16:52:58 UTC
Did you know: Sufferers of depression are more likely to have a heart attack than those who are not depressed. Additionally, people who have heart attacks or heart surgery are more at risk for depression

From the shocking news department, people who have heart attacks get depressed. I cannot at all imagine why, y'know, since they just had a freakin' heart attack. I want to see the eternal optimist who is like "Oh, just had a heart attack, boy, look at that rainbow, it's so awesome!" Relatedly people who get hyped to play EVE, an awesome game about starships, also get depressed when they join a **** corp. Swing by [SOUND] chat today, we'll do our best not to clog your arteries with douchebaggery.
Zqu
Inner Visions
#120 - 2014-11-29 16:40:59 UTC
Did you know that: Male hospital patients fall out of bed twice as often as female hospital patients.


Our recruitment is once again open for new pilots who wants to join a reasonable group of players. We will teach amd help you as much as possible. Join our channel [Sound] today for a chat.

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