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Psykotic Meat - AU TZ PVP in NullSec with excellent jokes
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wookatook
Jolly Dodgers Rogering Codgers
Tactical Narcotics Team
#21 - 2011-12-02 05:19:35 UTC
Wusti wrote:
Oh my god - just stop with the corny Dad jokes already holy hell!!


you are just dirty I stole your fridge joke
Lo'ken
Harlequins Inc.
#22 - 2011-12-02 08:16:17 UTC
As the current front runner for Corp grumpy old bugger, I've got no jokes for ya. So I'll keep it simple:

  • no politics
  • no BS
  • good old fashioned pew

    • So....what's you're excuse? Join today.
    Endomer
    SL33K BLOOD
    #23 - 2011-12-02 12:41:59 UTC
    Q: What do you call a group of bears with no ears?


    A: b


    Join PKME today! Or even next Wednesday. That's still fine with us.
    Reverend Kev
    Perkone
    Caldari State
    #24 - 2011-12-02 14:26:08 UTC
    A girl went into a doctors office with a Strawberry up her ass, The doctor said I've got some "Cream" For that.

    Join PKME today! Virgin sacrifice at 8. Don't be late. (wear a tie)
    Reverend Kev
    Perkone
    Caldari State
    #25 - 2011-12-02 14:28:24 UTC  |  Edited by: Reverend Kev
    Beat his one!
    A patient says, "Doctor, last night I made a Freudian slip. I was having dinner with my mother-in-law and wanted to say: 'Could you please pass the butter?' But instead I said: 'You silly cow, you have completely ruined my life." Blink

    Join PKME today! Make your meat psykotic in Psykotic Meat! ........or try the veal
    Screeem
    Caldari Provisions
    Caldari State
    #26 - 2011-12-02 19:40:36 UTC  |  Edited by: Screeem
    Q: What's worse than a lobster on your piano??
    A: Crabs on your organ!!! Haha

    Marjamo can tell you all about his woes after you join :)
    Yosagi Yojimbo
    Worthless Carebears
    The Initiative.
    #27 - 2011-12-02 23:36:21 UTC
    You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket... I'd miss you heaps and think of you often.

    Join PKME!
    Pickaxe Mike
    The Scope
    Gallente Federation
    #28 - 2011-12-03 02:34:56 UTC
    Bartender asks a woman what she wants. "An entendre," she says. "Make it a double." So he gives it to her.






    Join PKME today!
    Lo'ken
    Harlequins Inc.
    #29 - 2011-12-03 10:54:46 UTC
    Downtime bumpage, best bumpage.


    Join PKME today!
    Screeem
    Caldari Provisions
    Caldari State
    #30 - 2011-12-04 02:04:34 UTC
    Horse walks into the bar, bartender comes over to serve him and says "mate, why the long face?.."
    Taskar Tremens
    Brutor Tribe
    Minmatar Republic
    #31 - 2011-12-04 07:59:18 UTC
    Q: Whats Kev's favorite toy?

    A: Monkey poo

    Join us, get free P2 mask and see on your own eyes
    Reverend Kev
    Perkone
    Caldari State
    #32 - 2011-12-04 13:21:45 UTC
    A guy asks his waiter how they prepare their chicken. The waiter says that there's nothin' special... we just flat out tell' em they're gonna die...

    Join PKME today... Have your bad jokes celebrated!
    Screeem
    Caldari Provisions
    Caldari State
    #33 - 2011-12-04 19:45:54 UTC
    What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
    Breathe, idiot! BREATHE!
    Screeem
    Caldari Provisions
    Caldari State
    #34 - 2011-12-05 03:42:50 UTC
    Ask me if I'm a tree.
    Huh?
    Ask me if I'm a tree.
    Are you a tree?
    No.

    Join PKME PUBLIC channel ingame for a chat with our recruiters!!
    Reverend Kev
    Perkone
    Caldari State
    #35 - 2011-12-05 11:06:07 UTC
    Psykotic Meat. Where men are men, and sheep are nervous!

    "Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason."
    Endomer
    SL33K BLOOD
    #36 - 2011-12-06 06:37:24 UTC
    What's this button do?
    Screeem
    Caldari Provisions
    Caldari State
    #37 - 2011-12-08 12:14:11 UTC
    How do you make anti-freeze?
    Take away her blanket.
    chezzter
    Republic Military School
    Minmatar Republic
    #38 - 2011-12-13 22:07:43 UTC
    Just a quick question guys?
    What is the definition of a hobag?
    All this talk about sheep....do i have to share my herd or can i just swap my wife?
    Reverend Kev
    Perkone
    Caldari State
    #39 - 2011-12-17 14:08:54 UTC
    Hobag - Someone who closes the corp office by mistake, someone who lemming jumps, someone who cant talk adequate quantities of crap in TS not related to eve
    Captain Chuckles
    Doomheim
    #40 - 2011-12-18 00:00:49 UTC
    chezzter wrote:
    Just a quick question guys?
    What is the definition of a hobag?
    All this talk about sheep....do i have to share my herd or can i just swap my wife?


    We miss your heard Chez, come on back

    As for the rest of you if you join Kev is willing to give you special ship fitting lessons, I have heard from a good source that he rocks at fitting the Onyx...... Big smile