Crime & Punishment

i checked his kb after and this was his third blingu loss (not . that . i . can say much),but they were getting incremental more expensive......

So we were out looking for some targets and we came across 7 of them in system. They didn't like us being there, and quickly locked me into a station, being unable to fight them in my navy vexor, and my friends rupture. I called my friend and had a battleship of mine shipped up to the area. After about 20 minutes the bait and switch was done to great effect.

Awesome Video

Late AAR better than no AAR.

THE DUNKENING: BABBY’S FIRST HAC FLEET

Last week came to a head when Amarr literally would not stop shitting on us and acting smug. I decided **** these nerds.

I brought up my dilemma with the ~ELITE PVPERS~ of THE PLACE THAT SHAN'T BE MENTIONED and asked what should a low-mid SP corp do and how should we handle these attacks.

We were given the information.
We were given the tools.
We were given the plan.
The Dunkening was nigh.

Most Huola Co nerds cannot into HACs, which surprised me seeing how talented they are at PvP. No sarcasm intended at all. We’ve learned a lot from them. So we make due. I think we were able to field like 6 or 7 swishtars, a huginn, 3 scimis, a scythe, a celestis, 2 intys, and a smattering of long range faction cruisers.

We wait for the Amarr prime time and head into Roushazar where they always show up. We head into the medium plex and set up. Amarr begin **** talking as they seem sure of victory. We see none on dscan and we’re like ‘the **** m8.’ APPARENTLY they were chasing a HASH cartel cruiser gang that enters our plex. We’d worked with HASH before so we were like DUDE. DUDEEEE. JUST WAIT THERE. They agree to be our (drunk) ballsy hero tackle.

We then see a few Amarr cruisers show up. We assume they’d welp in as they always did, so sure of their superiority. They do not this time though. We wonder why. They outnumbered us, both by logi and dps and ewar. They had advantage. Hell they couldn’t even see us on dscan. And that’s when it hit me. We prepared everything but the lynch pin of the fleet.

I ******* forgot to bring the scan inhibitor.

God. ******* . Dammit.

So, Amarr **** off into Huola, HASH gets bored and goes after em. We chill in Roush for a little before we get a call about a few Amarr nerds being tackled at a large plex in Huola. We rush over and get range only to find that a ~few~ Amarr suddenly became a whole hell of a lot more. They had three, THREE BLACK BIRDS. Celestii, Augorors up the ass. We were once again very outnumbered. So, I said the only thing I could say.

“**** Blackbirds, primary the closest one.”

Despite suggestions to not engage, we go in. Blackbirds were messing with the Scimi’s quite badly, but for some reason were not tanked. BB’s die, quickly. Apparently they thought they could sub EWAR for logi. Didn’t work too well. We helicopter dunk their fleet as they flee. But no, the night gets better.

Death by Design enters Huola and begins **** talking from a medium. I order reship. Mid reship to armor cruisers, we’re told they’re in the medium with 2 augs…and 7 stealth bombers. One Minnie said don’t do it, they’ll rek us. To which I say, “**** you, I’m Ansyolo (I didn’t actually say this).” Anyway, we reship, welp in. I had no idea where they were set up, distance, inhibs, etc. I didn’t care. I don’t like DBD. Apparently God doesn’t either as they were at 0. Aug dies, other Aug runs, all SB’s die. G ******* G.

BUT WAIT THERE’S MORE.

By some miracle of God’s Green Earth, HASH was still derping around and screams for us to get to Kourm gate. I think wait wtf, intel first, welp later, as I didn’t want to ruin a good night. The next sentence he said had me order full undock, Ishtars, Eagles, Proteus, Scimi’s, whatever the **** people had, and to get to Kourm gate.

“RATTLESNAKE FLEET TACKLED AND AGGRESSED.”

We had no idea wtf they were doing, but there they were. Four Rattlesnakes RRing with an RR Domi, and a metric **** ton of BC’s. All I see are kills, and ignore the fact that this could have been epic bait. I scream primaries for the Rattles and they melt. One sadly got away but meh, three died. Along with their BS and BC support. They were not only horribly tanked but their RR was shite. But props for having the balls to use Rattlesnakes.

After the adrenaline high was over, I quickly realized ‘oh ****, I ordered caps to a gate, I am a ******* tool, everyone web them and caps warp, oh god, oh jesus, oh ****, oh god.’ Caps got out without issue.

All in all, amazing night. And all it took was going balls deep without a care in the world to what coulda been an embarrassing welp.

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Nice kills. Stupid ass hash tags.

Decent story+nice kills*(drunk roam)÷hashtag use - (you are anslol)= 60%.

You passed with a "D". Try harder next time or get someone else to post it.

Killboards are everything. Confirming.

Anslol.

Asshatslo

Analslo

Please blog about it.

Edit: in the event you miss the point, its that your killboard doesn't make your history of garbage postings go away.

You forgot Waaaanslo.

Well, I personally would find it difficult to mistake mocking laughter for "screams" or "hate" or some such, but then English is my second language after all.

My latest post about wormhole gank. Hope you like it.

cloaky bastard

my latest post documenting my hunt of 2 Marauders and a tengu. Happy reading.

http://cloakybastard.blogspot.se/2014/11/hunting-down-2-marauders-and-blingu.html