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Afk hulk down with a rocky themed strike!

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Sarah xCalibre
Pod Liberation Authority
#1 - 2011-12-13 15:57:22 UTC
All names has been altered to protect the players! ;)

EVE System > Channel changed to Local : Nakugard
Neutral1 > how good?
FLA5HY1 > ADDRRIIAANNN!!!
FLA5HY2 > ROOOOCCCCKKKKKYYYYYY
FLA5HY3 > IT'S ROCKY NUBZ!!!!!!
FLA5HY4 > IVAN DRAGO SUCKS DONKEY BALLS!
FLA5HY5 > FOR ADRIIIIANNNNNN
FLA5HY6 > ROCKY ALL UP IN THIS *****
FLA5HY7 > Rockyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FLA5HY6 > FFFFFyaaaaaaaaaaaaa
FLA5HY8 > ADRIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
FLA5HY5 > ROCKY IN MY PANTS!
FLA5HY3 > ROCKYIN IT UP SON!!!!!!!!!!!
FLA5HY4 > ROCK OUT WITH YOU SOCK OUT
FLA5HY7 > o **** son!!!
Neutral1 > wtf am i witnessing here.
FLA5HY4 > LOLZ
FLA5HY3 > LULZZZZZZZZ
FLA5HY7 > you will see :p
Neutral1 > son, iam dissapoint.
FLA5HY4 > hahahahaaha

"Around here is where the hulk pilot and his pod dies"

FLA5HY6 > ROCKY ALL UP IN THIS *****
FLA5HY5 > ROFL LOLOLOL
FLA5HY4 > ROFLCHOPS
FLA5HY7 > ROFL!!!
FLA5HY3 > ROFLTOFFLE
FLA5HY2 > RRROOOFFFLLLL
FLA5HY8 > ANOTHER SUCCESFUL GANK BY FLA5HY RED!
FLA5HY4 > ANOTHER SUCCESSFUL GANK BROUGHT TO YOU BUY FLASHY RED <3
FLA5HY2 > FLASHY RED!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FLA5HY3 > ROCKY WON :D
FLA5HY3 > PELASURE OF Fla5y!
FLA5HY5 > ADRIIIANNNN
FLA5HY6 > FLA5HY7 is gay, Brought by FLASHY RED
FLA5HY3 > *Flas5hy
FLA5HY7 > Another successful hulk gank brought to you by Flashy RED!
FLA5HY8 > THIS WAS A JOINT OPERATION BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE DEFENDERS OF PEN ISLAND!
FLA5HY3 > ROFL
FLA5HY5 > ORCA CAN'T DO **** SON
FLA5HY7 > you will not be safe mineing here
Neutral1 > wow. That was just the most awesome **** of local chat i've seen in a long long while
FLA5HY4 > SEE YOU NEXT TIME <3
MYALT1 > heh
HULK VICTIM > sigh that is what I get for playing skyrim while mining lol
Neutral1 > :(
MYALT1 > sucks to be you!
HULK VICTIM > indeedly
HULK VICTIM > ah well
HULK VICTIM > it is eve
HULK VICTIM > it happens :)
MYALT1 > aye

http://www.flashy-red.net/kb/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=2296
http://www.flashy-red.net/kb/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=2295
  • Sarah xCalibre
Killstealing
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#2 - 2011-12-13 16:10:43 UTC
all this for one hulk kill?
Sutskop
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#3 - 2011-12-13 16:16:14 UTC
Sarah xCalibre wrote:


ummmmmm.. ok
Sarah xCalibre
Pod Liberation Authority
#4 - 2011-12-13 16:20:12 UTC
Killstealing wrote:
all this for one hulk kill?


Oh hell yeah! Need to make sure you get the pod as well!
  • Sarah xCalibre
Officer Nyota Uhura
#5 - 2011-12-13 17:53:02 UTC  |  Edited by: Officer Nyota Uhura
Crappy OP's crappy story is the crappiest crappy crap I've ever seen.

EDIT: CCP, please bring us dislike button.
Kriegman
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#6 - 2011-12-13 19:19:03 UTC
Your attempt to **** up local is terrible bro, you need to be ashamed.
Captain Nathaniel Butler
The White Company
#7 - 2011-12-13 19:23:26 UTC
Would it be at all possible for me to claim my 5 mins back?


Lady Spank for C&P moderator.

8agpuss
Suddenly Ninnies
#8 - 2011-12-13 19:25:56 UTC
Cool story bro.
Captain Nathaniel Butler
The White Company
#9 - 2011-12-13 19:28:39 UTC
Also, I vote ' dislike' button too!

Lady Spank for C&P moderator.

Lady Spank
Get Out Nasty Face
#10 - 2011-12-13 19:49:49 UTC
You are not defenders. Petitioning name for being misleading.

I do like the 'real value' element of your board. His hulk cost less than the pizza I just ordered.

(ಠ_ృ) ~ It Takes a Million Years to Become Diamonds So Lets Just Burn Like Coal Until the Sky's Black ~ (ಠ_ృ)

Intar Medris
KarmaFleet University
#11 - 2011-12-13 20:07:50 UTC
With the way I mine AFK is not an option. I park the barge in the belt and use my alt to Haul the ore to station. This method not only increases my ISK per hour, but forces me to stay active. ALso I check the corp and sec status of everyone in system to make note of who my be a potential ganker. If I suddenly see 2 or more Destroyers and up warp into the belt I haul ass and warp to either station or another BM I have in system. Avoiding be ganked even when every "wannabe" pirate in high sec has gankitis is really easy. Just don't mine afk. Have a tank fit, and don't be a damn idiot.

I try to be nice and mind my business just shooting lasers at rocks. There is just way too many asshats in New Eden for that to happen.