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Gallente - Helios - UGLY!

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Kay'lyn Trasker
Criminal Intelligence
#1 - 2014-10-16 23:48:11 UTC
It used to look awesome... a true covert ops ship... all engines.

Then.. they moved its graphic into the Electronic Attack Ship, Keres.

And they gave us... well I am not sure how to describe it.

Looks like they broke it, tried to bend it back straight, failed... so put a weird skinny stump on it.

Whoever moved the graphic should be strung up. Whoever designed the new one needs psychological counselling.


I would beg that they move it back, or at the very least create a new graphic for the Helios. Helios is by term "The sun god, son of Hyperion, depicted as driving his chariot across the sky from east to west daily." Model something after that...


Please.. do something.


Anyone else in agreement or not?
Abrazzar
Vardaugas Family
#2 - 2014-10-16 23:51:16 UTC
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#3 - 2014-10-17 00:08:20 UTC
When all other ships fall over in space, two will still be upright.



ALL HAIL THE HELIOS AND IMICUS! LORDS OF THE SPACE KICKSTAND!

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?

Rowells
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#4 - 2014-10-17 00:33:02 UTC
Heliosis a proud independent gallente frigate that don't need no pilot
Remiel Pollard
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#5 - 2014-10-17 00:35:59 UTC
They say one in three people will cheat in a relationship. I'm not sure if it's my wife or my girlfriend though...

“Some capsuleers claim that ECM is 'dishonorable' and 'unfair'. Jam those ones first, and kill them last.” - Jirai 'Fatal' Laitanen, Pithum Nullifier Training Manual c. YC104

Rykuss
KarmaFleet
Goonswarm Federation
#6 - 2014-10-17 01:02:02 UTC
Remiel Pollard wrote:
They say one in three people will cheat in a relationship. I'm not sure if it's my wife or my girlfriend though...


Could go either way but if they do it together, get video and upload it. Thanks.

You, too, can be a Solid Gold dancer.

Remiel Pollard
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#7 - 2014-10-17 01:05:04 UTC
Rykuss wrote:
Remiel Pollard wrote:
They say one in three people will cheat in a relationship. I'm not sure if it's my wife or my girlfriend though...


Could go either way but if they do it together, get video and upload it. Thanks.


I think you missed the joke.

“Some capsuleers claim that ECM is 'dishonorable' and 'unfair'. Jam those ones first, and kill them last.” - Jirai 'Fatal' Laitanen, Pithum Nullifier Training Manual c. YC104

Paranoid Loyd
#8 - 2014-10-17 01:07:43 UTC
It likes to ride other ships, that is why it is bow legged.

"There is only one authority in this game, and that my friend is violence. The supreme authority upon which all other authority is derived." ISD Max Trix

Fix the Prospect!

baltec1
Bat Country
Pandemic Horde
#9 - 2014-10-17 01:08:00 UTC
Remiel Pollard wrote:
Rykuss wrote:
Remiel Pollard wrote:
They say one in three people will cheat in a relationship. I'm not sure if it's my wife or my girlfriend though...


Could go either way but if they do it together, get video and upload it. Thanks.


I think you missed the joke.


He did make a good point though.
Unezka Turigahl
Det Som Engang Var
#10 - 2014-10-17 01:35:10 UTC
Greetings, CreoDron representative here,

Our exploration craft are designed, engineered and manufactured to be both beautiful and sturdy. Imicus and Helios feature a precision engineered unibody enclosure constructed from machining a custom grade of 6000 series alloyed tritanium, which is tempered for extra strength. They also feature superalloy I-beam inserts to reinforce high stress locations and use the strongest glass in the spacecraft industry. We chose these high-quality materials and construction very carefully for their strength and durability. We also perform rigorous tests throughout the entire development cycle including 3-point bending, pressure point cycling, dock, torsion, and user studies. Imicus and Helios meet or exceed all of our high quality standards to endure everyday, real life use.

With normal use a bend in an Imicus or Helios is extremely rare and through our entire history of sales, a total of nine customers have contacted CreoDron with a bent Imicus or Helios. A bent Imicus or Helios is likely the result of the consumer not flying it correctly, or trying to fit it into docking ports that are too tight. As with any CreoDron product, if you have questions please contact CreoDron.


Unezka Turigahl
Sales Rep
CreoDron
Derrick Miles
Death Rabbit Ky Oneida
#11 - 2014-10-17 01:43:04 UTC  |  Edited by: Derrick Miles
The Imicus was beaten with a forest of ugly trees for months and should die in a fire.
Komi Toran
Perkone
Caldari State
#12 - 2014-10-17 01:58:43 UTC
Few people know this, but the design of the Helios was intended to allow the scale model to sit unaided on CreoDron's CEO's desk, after he fired the last team over how the Malus kept falling on its back.
Milla Goodpussy
Garoun Investment Bank
#13 - 2014-10-17 02:02:07 UTC
they promised to release the new Dominix..

yet it hasn't shown face yet..

they claim it has a mind of its own and causing problems. so if helios gets an image update before the dominix new look comes out.


im burning jita, rens, amarr, nes store......everybody gone die!
Cecil Montague
PCG Enterprises
#14 - 2014-10-17 06:45:23 UTC
It's a backup feature of the Helios. Should its cloaking device fail it's so ugly your mind filters it out and you still can't see it.

"There is no such thing as an effective segment of Totality" - Bruce Lee: The only man with a Chuck Norris killmail.

Erin Crawford
#15 - 2014-10-17 07:21:37 UTC  |  Edited by: Erin Crawford
Gallente engineer's ship design mood wall. Blink

*edit*
Hah! just noticed the Minmattar had a hand in working the roof! Big smile

"Those who talk don’t know. Those who know don’t talk. "

Bagrat Skalski
Koinuun Kotei
#16 - 2014-10-17 07:28:51 UTC  |  Edited by: Bagrat Skalski
Muadd Dibb
Legendary Gentlemen's Club
Fraternity.
#17 - 2014-10-17 08:51:12 UTC


Wtf is that new imicus design. Looks like somebody crouching and having a ****
Baneken
Arctic Light Inc.
Arctic Light
#18 - 2014-10-17 09:16:30 UTC
Am I missing something those ships have looked like that since trinity ?
Bagrat Skalski
Koinuun Kotei
#19 - 2014-10-17 09:19:39 UTC
Muadd Dibb wrote:


Wtf is that new imicus design. Looks like somebody crouching and having a ****


I would like the wingy bits shortened and straightened. But it looks kinda cute with those broken legs.
Derrick Miles
Death Rabbit Ky Oneida
#20 - 2014-10-17 09:21:43 UTC

Wow the new Imicus is still fugly.

Why can't they just scrap the whole damn thing and go back to the drawing board?
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