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What would you say if you woke up to the Avatar above you in your bed?

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Indahmawar Fazmarai
#11021 - 2014-10-08 19:11:39 UTC  |  Edited by: Indahmawar Fazmarai
Snuggles very nice. Docking procedure... well, it was good enough for me as I have certain ~headroom restrictions~, but for some reason my own comfort doesn't comforts men...
Xercodo
Cruor Angelicus
#11022 - 2014-10-08 20:56:46 UTC
Elaborate on this headroom restriction...

The Drake is a Lie
Tilde Duchateau
The Vendunari
End of Life
#11023 - 2014-10-08 21:13:41 UTC
What a pleasant surprise, Xercodo.

Jackhammer subtlety. Bitches love cannons. This Is My Jam.
Xercodo
Cruor Angelicus
#11024 - 2014-10-08 21:29:41 UTC
Thank you for joining us :P

The Drake is a Lie
Alexa de'Crux
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#11025 - 2014-10-09 21:41:52 UTC
'OMG....I just woke up to the avatar above me, in my bed! What should I say?'
Indahmawar Fazmarai
#11026 - 2014-10-09 21:55:39 UTC  |  Edited by: Indahmawar Fazmarai
Try saying: "Good morning, do you want some breakfast?"

Then smile naturally and check whether you're dressed or don't before leaving the bed.
Xercodo
Cruor Angelicus
#11027 - 2014-10-09 22:17:14 UTC
Do you want to be my breakfast?

Does that work?

The Drake is a Lie
Tilde Duchateau
The Vendunari
End of Life
#11028 - 2014-10-13 13:25:32 UTC
I can be anything you want me to be.

Jackhammer subtlety. Bitches love cannons. This Is My Jam.
992
#11029 - 2014-10-13 15:38:46 UTC

Strip.

F*ckisn like not workign --Pepper the Penguin #VictoryForNeon
Gaellia Bonaventure
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#11030 - 2014-10-13 15:45:51 UTC
Let's perform another docking maneuver .

Bring your possibles.
Eliana Eros
Sentinel Event
Hatakani Trade Winds Combine
#11031 - 2014-10-13 16:59:03 UTC
I do believe your avatar is not allowed to **** in my station.

♥'s and Glomps for everyone...well almost everyone.

Ze Goggles
Tollen Gallen
Glory of Reprisal Enterprise
#11032 - 2014-10-13 22:16:47 UTC
Mmmm Morining georgous, i do believe its my turn to make the Coffee..*boop*





I Like Haggis.

Zimmy Zeta - I f*cking love martinis. the original ones, with gin, not that vodka martini crap. Your old Friends can use me for 7 days, free!!!
Xercodo
Cruor Angelicus
#11033 - 2014-10-13 23:49:11 UTC
992 wrote:

Strip.


You look like Sibby *narrow eyes*

The Drake is a Lie
Eliana Eros
Sentinel Event
Hatakani Trade Winds Combine
#11034 - 2014-10-14 15:34:01 UTC
Don't narrow your eyes, it gives u wrinkles.

♥'s and Glomps for everyone...well almost everyone.

Ze Goggles
Boom McCondor
Doomheim
#11035 - 2014-10-14 18:27:16 UTC
No, no. Leave the goggles on.
Ila Dace
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#11036 - 2014-10-15 00:10:48 UTC
What do you mean "attachments"?

If House played Eve: http://i.imgur.com/y7ShT.jpg

But in purple, I'm stunning!
Derrick Miles
Death Rabbit Ky Oneida
#11037 - 2014-10-15 10:10:00 UTC
You've never heard of motorboating? Let me show you...
Tilde Duchateau
The Vendunari
End of Life
#11038 - 2014-10-15 11:48:36 UTC
Don't move so much, I'm still sore.

Jackhammer subtlety. Bitches love cannons. This Is My Jam.
Commissar Kate
Kesukka
#11039 - 2014-10-15 12:09:02 UTC
AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN!!!

-k8

My Fanclub
Cynter DeVries
Spheroidal Projections
#11040 - 2014-10-15 16:42:32 UTC
So that's what you meant when you said "Achura's Untie!"

Cynter's Law of feature suggestion: Thou shalt not suggest NPCs do something players could do instead.