Crime & Punishment

Bounty is a Bounty if someone decides to pick it up then the Magic will happen. Until then talk all you want your corp and alliance is a joke

Plus is adds a Target to your back

Day 14.

We are still up and running and proudly serving the community and ensuring that courier contracts are being properly shipped.
While there has been some unfriendly emails lately there has also been at least one positive email and we believe that this outweighs all the negative emails that have been received. *Note name has been censored.

Re: SHPA Violation
From: XXXXXXXX
Sent: 2014.10.14 22:24
To: CloudyHi Crush,

Haha! Hilarious mail, dude. Thanks for the content, was a good laugh!

Keep up the good work!

\o

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SHPA Violation
From: CloudyHi Crush
Sent: 2014.10.14 19:35
To: XXXXXXXXX


Greetings Fellow Capsuleer,

I was contacting you to inform you that the courier will not be completed as expected. During routine customs inspection it was discovered that your contract violated "The Safe Hauling Practices Act of 2013." As a result of this violation your items are being impounded by the discovering official. Due to the nature of this violation there will no further negotiation regarding the return of these items. If you would like to appeal, please feel free to take it up with the complaint department by placing a friendly bounty. This video sums up how we operate here at Kleptomaniac Consortium and will answer any questions you might have. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efHCdKb5UWc

Thank You for Your Compliance,
CloudyHi Crush Kleptomaniac Consortium

I would like to offer a sincere "Thank You" to the Kleptomaniac Consortium. You see, like an idiot I acidentally bought some items from a station other than the one I intended to purchase from. Not only was said station 20+ jumps out of my way, it was in low sec. Kleptomaniac Consortium's failure to deliver meant that I got re-imbursed the amount I paid, plus roughly 30%! Very grateful for your service!

Friend of mine told me this guy buys up public contracts to GE, so I bought about 25 atrons for 10 mil and put up 15 mil collateral as a test. He snagged it, paid out the collateral. Thanks for the ez 5 mil.

wont he just make 1 bil killing himself with an alt

As a recent customer, I can state with confidence that CloudyHi Crush and the Kleptomaniacs Consortium are urpight and respectable businessmen of the finest caliber. Right out of the gate, I was impressed by their remarkable speed of service. My courier contract was accepted just minutes after being put with a full set of zeroes omitted from the collateral, despite odd hour of the night at which I had finally satisfied myself in EFT. A less diligent businessman might have missed out on the opportunity entirely, for shortly after creating the courier I remembered a batch of ships I had meant to include and was on the very cusp of pulling it down to remake in deference to my market alt's dearth of skillpoints.

Not only are they very prompt and attentive in their service, but they also have excellent customer support. Within minutes of realizing my mistake, I was in a conversation with a live operator who was able to provide courteous and professional answers to questions such as "oh god how could I do this" and "how much will it cost me to get this back". Let me also state that, as a business, Kleptomaniacs Consortium is impressively goal oriented. While I offered alternative forms of payment for the recovery of the assets I had handled so poorly, CloudyHi Crush would not be distracted by trifles and novelties. His business is to make ISK, and if I wanted to have any with him ISK was how it would be done. I am sure any other potential clients and customers can count on a similar steadfastness in their dealings with him.



In the end, I was offered and accepted a fair price for the return of my assets that saved us both a good deal of hassle in getting what we wanted out of the situation. CloudyHi Crush negotiated with the willfulness of a man who understood the strength of his position, but was not intransigent to the point of pettiness. Future customers can count on CloudyHi to get what their assets are worth without unnecessarily burning bridges.



All in all, I am highly satisfied with my experience with Kleptomaniacs Consortium. They are effective and reasonable businessmen in a galaxy full of charlatans, and I can say with sincerity that if I ever do something this stupid again I hope they're the ones picking it up on the other end.

Stolen goods up on contracts by Kleptomaniac Consortium . 80-90% of jita Price. Some steeper Discounts in null sec. Still waiting for punishment!

As a result of finally finding where two battleships fell I am filing a report with CCP, to have both an Apocolypse and Navy Armegeddon Battleships returned to me. A estimated value of 980mil. thank you

This is a first and ONLY WARNING. You have exactly 24 hours to;

1) Complete the contracts to Kor Azor Prime Amarr Empire the deliveries of

A) Apocolypse Battleship

B) Navy Issue Armegeddon

estimated value combined of 980mil. isk.

2) Return both ships to S9X-AX in Providence intact as per fitted and rigged.

3) FAILURE on your part to complete OR return said ships will RESULT in a formal complaint filed with CCP GAMEMASTERS in which I will demand that you either deliver/redeliver at your expense both ships.

If in the course that this matter is NOT to my satisfaction then I will ask that your Eve accounts be closed and terminated subject to an investigation by CCP GAMEMASTERS.

You have exactly 24 hours from the time this is posted to comply or face the conseqeunces of your actions.

A warrant for your arrest will also be made as you will be charged with grand thelf of these items as per national and international law.

That there, is comedy gold.
Awesome stuff, thanks.