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What would you say if you woke up to the Avatar above you in your bed?

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Indahmawar Fazmarai
#11001 - 2014-10-07 20:29:13 UTC  |  Edited by: Indahmawar Fazmarai
*Siiiighhh* One dude just looks to the left... the next one just looks to the right... and nobody notices me! Sad
Xercodo
Cruor Angelicus
#11002 - 2014-10-07 23:10:07 UTC
You're as transparent as your dresses to them. Besides, I overheard some ladies fantasizing and needed a partner to implement them on...

The Drake is a Lie
Derrick Miles
Death Rabbit Ky Oneida
#11003 - 2014-10-08 12:54:43 UTC
Hey there se- Oh. Every time with the damn tequila.
Avio Yaken
Stay Frosty.
A Band Apart.
#11004 - 2014-10-08 12:57:52 UTC
So....want to see my Titan?

(.___________________________________________.)/
Yiole Gionglao
#11005 - 2014-10-08 13:35:02 UTC
Titan? *laughs* Lol

Dude, I've seen more Titans than you, and that's not even a Phoenix... Twisted

Roses are red / Violets are blue / I am an alpha / And so it's you
Anslo
Scope Works
#11006 - 2014-10-08 13:49:57 UTC
And I've seen more docks than you've seen ~capitals~ and let me tell you what, your dock is like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

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Random McNally
Stay Frosty.
A Band Apart.
#11007 - 2014-10-08 14:03:10 UTC
Say that just one more time. Evil

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Anslo
Scope Works
#11008 - 2014-10-08 14:05:09 UTC
You're not a hallway, you are a snug, warm fit.

Oh baeeeeebeh.

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Commissar Kate
Kesukka
#11009 - 2014-10-08 14:25:25 UTC
Dear god.... what did I drink last night to allow this to happen.

-k8

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Anslo
Scope Works
#11010 - 2014-10-08 14:26:39 UTC
How do you think I felt? You spent more time checking yourself out in a mirror than anything else. Then again you were doing that at the bar too....and well..everywhere.

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Avio Yaken
Stay Frosty.
A Band Apart.
#11011 - 2014-10-08 14:34:14 UTC
....

Hello boss ._.

(.___________________________________________.)/
Anslo
Scope Works
#11012 - 2014-10-08 14:34:52 UTC
OUT. NOW.

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Jenn aSide
Soul Machines
The Initiative.
#11013 - 2014-10-08 14:55:51 UTC
I have GOT to stop using crack before going out to dinner.
Anslo
Scope Works
#11014 - 2014-10-08 14:56:56 UTC
Good God this just keeps getting worse.

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Amber Kurvora
#11015 - 2014-10-08 17:12:58 UTC
Huh...turns out all it took was **** to cure me from the last bout of lesbianism.
Anslo
Scope Works
#11016 - 2014-10-08 17:16:47 UTC
Just so you know, it was preeeetty awkward with you on top last night with those shades.

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Commissar Kate
Kesukka
#11017 - 2014-10-08 17:17:07 UTC
Hmm turns out there is no cure for my lesbianism.

Looks like its here to stay.

-k8

My Fanclub
Anslo
Scope Works
#11018 - 2014-10-08 17:26:03 UTC
So is that hairy mole on your right ass cheek it seems.

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Amber Kurvora
#11019 - 2014-10-08 18:09:07 UTC
Well, you know, someone had to be the man last night. ;)
Avio Yaken
Stay Frosty.
A Band Apart.
#11020 - 2014-10-08 18:15:52 UTC
How did you enjoy my super leet snugle skills :3?

(.___________________________________________.)/