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New jump changes are anti-woman & anti-family

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BoBoZoBo
MGroup9
#1 - 2014-10-07 20:21:10 UTC
Null makes you randy. Something abut the violence and solitude get you going.
Wife is now pregnant, so clone jumping for her is out of the question.

How I am I going to get her between her OBGYN on Caldari Prime, and our home in YA0 - Planet 5 - Moon 2 now? She already has procreation fatigue with a 10 month timer, she does not need jump fatigue on top of it.

Getting the kids to school every day or a sleepover in another region is another problem altogether.

Primary Test Subject • SmackTalker Elite
Frostys Virpio
State War Academy
Caldari State
#2 - 2014-10-07 20:24:29 UTC
BoBoZoBo wrote:
Null makes you randy. Something abut the violence and solitude get you going.
Wife is now pregnant, so clone jumping for her is out of the question.

How I am I going to get her between her OBGYN on Caldari Prime, and our home in YA0 - Planet 5 - Moon 2 now? She already has procreation fatigue with a 10 month timer, she does not need jump fatigue on top of it.

Getting the kids to school every day or a sleepover in another region is another problem altogether.


Kill her and the kids and your problems will be solved.
BoBoZoBo
MGroup9
#3 - 2014-10-07 20:30:03 UTC
Frostys Virpio wrote:
BoBoZoBo wrote:
Null makes you randy. Something abut the violence and solitude get you going.
Wife is now pregnant, so clone jumping for her is out of the question.

How I am I going to get her between her OBGYN on Caldari Prime, and our home in YA0 - Planet 5 - Moon 2 now? She already has procreation fatigue with a 10 month timer, she does not need jump fatigue on top of it.

Getting the kids to school every day or a sleepover in another region is another problem altogether.


Kill her and the kids and your problems will be solved.


Can't - she has a better clone grade thane me. I moved it to the other side of the galaxy... but she is relentless.

Primary Test Subject • SmackTalker Elite
Lucien Rouen
#4 - 2014-10-07 20:35:04 UTC
This is why gay alliances have such an advantage.
DaReaper
Net 7
Cannon.Fodder
#5 - 2014-10-07 20:37:29 UTC
*walks in... looks around... walks out*

OMG Comet Mining idea!!! Comet Mining!

Eve For life.
Lucien Rouen
#6 - 2014-10-07 20:43:09 UTC
DaReaper wrote:
*walks in... looks around... walks out*


Considering how many locked pages are on the first page at the moment, you didn't have many other places to walk into.
ShahFluffers
Ice Fire Warriors
#7 - 2014-10-07 20:46:20 UTC
I guess you're going to have to finally downgrade from that big, honkin, gas guzziln family Carrier to a nice, fuel-efficient Interceptor.

Good.

How did you Veterans start?
Lucien Rouen
#8 - 2014-10-07 20:49:22 UTC
ShahFluffers wrote:
I guess you're going to have to finally downgrade from that big, honkin, gas guzziln family Carrier to a nice, fuel-efficient Interceptor.

Good.


Or better yet just hail InterBus.
PotatoOverdose
Handsome Millionaire Playboys
Sedition.
#9 - 2014-10-07 20:50:02 UTC
Lucien Rouen wrote:
DaReaper wrote:
*walks in... looks around... walks out*


Considering how many locked pages are on the first page at the moment, you didn't have many other places to walk into.

It's quite the pretty sight. Also, I suspect this thread will get the lock soon too. Hi Ezwal, keep up the good work. o/
ShahFluffers
Ice Fire Warriors
#10 - 2014-10-07 20:50:26 UTC
Lucien Rouen wrote:
ShahFluffers wrote:
I guess you're going to have to finally downgrade from that big, honkin, gas guzziln family Carrier to a nice, fuel-efficient Interceptor.

Good.


Or better yet just hail InterBus.

Oh hell no. No one like to take interbus. It's full of smelly "normals" in there. X

How did you Veterans start?
Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
#11 - 2014-10-07 21:02:44 UTC
BoBoZoBo wrote:
Null makes you randy. Something abut the violence and solitude get you going.
Wife is now pregnant, so clone jumping for her is out of the question.

How I am I going to get her between her OBGYN on Caldari Prime, and our home in YA0 - Planet 5 - Moon 2 now? She already has procreation fatigue with a 10 month timer, she does not need jump fatigue on top of it.

Getting the kids to school every day or a sleepover in another region is another problem altogether.




OMG SJWs will be rappelling out of helicopters just for the thread title alone.


I hear The Great Karnak approaching....

Bring back DEEEEP Space!
Xercodo
Cruor Angelicus
#12 - 2014-10-07 21:11:53 UTC
This thread is SOOOOOO 1940s.

The Drake is a Lie
Marsha Mallow
#13 - 2014-10-07 21:25:27 UTC
Castration is a viable birth control method. *sniiiiiip*

If you carry on squealing we could push for Jump Drive removal altogether and have them chop off the lot. Straight

'Phoebe' is a pro-woman patch. Watching many of you run about with pants on head roaring in a deranged fashion because your spacedicks are being trimmed is possibly the most pro-woman content this game has released to date.

Also, my cat is called Phoebe and she is very happy to have an expansion with her name on it. She likes to play ball games that generate tears too.

Ripard Teg > For the morons in the room:

Sweets > U can dd my face any day
Cynadore
3 R Corporation
#14 - 2014-10-07 21:30:21 UTC
This was solved a long time ago by mariners. Have one in every port. Problems solved. Problems created.
PotatoOverdose
Handsome Millionaire Playboys
Sedition.
#15 - 2014-10-07 21:32:46 UTC
Xercodo wrote:
This thread is SOOOOOO 1940s.

It was a simpler time. Uncle Fritz was marching across Europe. Ella Fitzgerald and Dixieland were trending. Good stuff.
Ralph King-Griffin
New Eden Tech Support
#16 - 2014-10-07 21:42:15 UTC
Obsidian Hawk
RONA Midgard Academy
#17 - 2014-10-07 21:47:13 UTC
BoBoZoBo wrote:
Null makes you randy. Something abut the violence and solitude get you going.
Wife is now pregnant, so clone jumping for her is out of the question.

How I am I going to get her between her OBGYN on Caldari Prime, and our home in YA0 - Planet 5 - Moon 2 now? She already has procreation fatigue with a 10 month timer, she does not need jump fatigue on top of it.

Getting the kids to school every day or a sleepover in another region is another problem altogether.




10 month timer? That doesnt sound right and a little long

Why Can't I have a picture signature.

Also please support graphical immersion, bring back the art that brought people to EvE online originaly.
Rowells
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#18 - 2014-10-07 22:02:06 UTC
Easy. Remove fetus from womb, do neural scan, jump to fully grown clone. You've just saved about 13 years of child are as well. Get some implants in there and he can learn how to be functional human being much faster.
Inxentas Ultramar
Ultramar Independent Contracting
#19 - 2014-10-07 22:43:18 UTC
This was not what I expected lol.
Desimus Maximus
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#20 - 2014-10-07 22:43:52 UTC
BoBoZoBo wrote:
NSomething abut the violence and solitude get you going.


Violence in Null? There's more violence off of Jita 4/4 than anywhere in Nullsec.
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