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What would you say if you woke up to the Avatar above you in your bed?

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Indahmawar Fazmarai
#10981 - 2014-10-06 19:33:23 UTC
Huh... Kate... I am sorry to bother you, but I think that your ass disagrees to share the bunk... I'm about to fall from bed!
Eliana Eros
Sentinel Event
Hatakani Trade Winds Combine
#10982 - 2014-10-06 20:03:32 UTC
Fret not, my lower half shares beds more amicably than Kates. However, i do like Kates.

♥'s and Glomps for everyone...well almost everyone.

Ze Goggles
Avio Yaken
Stay Frosty.
A Band Apart.
#10983 - 2014-10-06 20:23:24 UTC
Space biker chick!...How the hell did we even meet...

(.___________________________________________.)/
Indahmawar Fazmarai
#10984 - 2014-10-06 20:50:26 UTC  |  Edited by: Indahmawar Fazmarai
I am off duty, sir! This is why I am not wearing my uniform, sir! As for why I am not wearing anything else... may you care to imagine, sir...?
Boom Boom Longtime
EVE Corporation 6908469858
Heroes and Villains.
#10985 - 2014-10-07 03:17:05 UTC
They warned me about you.

I thought i could resist your charms.

I might have been wrong, but i don't have any regrets Blink

Concord Approved Trader
Commissar Kate
Kesukka
#10986 - 2014-10-07 04:18:08 UTC
I would never miss a chance to sleep with you babe. Cool

-k8

My Fanclub
Kucial Ghavera
Minmatar Republic
#10987 - 2014-10-07 04:26:53 UTC
AHHHHH.

Oh, sorry. Thought it was Selene.
Jove Eden
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#10988 - 2014-10-07 07:23:46 UTC
Ok round 3 Big smile
Xercodo
Cruor Angelicus
#10989 - 2014-10-07 07:46:47 UTC
Allow me to step in for rounds 3 and 4 instead :P

The Drake is a Lie
Indahmawar Fazmarai
#10990 - 2014-10-07 08:03:18 UTC
Oh, you again! Well, say: which of these transparent dresses looks better on me?
Xercodo
Cruor Angelicus
#10991 - 2014-10-07 08:07:59 UTC
They all look pretty good, maybe try that last one though, take your time change into it.

The Drake is a Lie
Tilde Duchateau
The Vendunari
End of Life
#10992 - 2014-10-07 08:39:13 UTC
Oh hello.

Jackhammer subtlety. Bitches love cannons. This Is My Jam.
Derrick Miles
Death Rabbit Ky Oneida
#10993 - 2014-10-07 08:54:33 UTC
How far down do those tats go? I think I need to check again.
Robert Sawyer
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#10994 - 2014-10-07 11:40:07 UTC
Oh, we all know the answer to this question...
The ladies all gather to see the great Robert Sawyer!

"And when, at last, the moment is yours, that agony will become your greatest triumph."
Laudenum Hayes
Lucifer's Hammer
A Band Apart.
#10995 - 2014-10-07 11:42:42 UTC
Is that all there is?

And just what do you intend to do with that tiny little thing?
Indahmawar Fazmarai
#10996 - 2014-10-07 12:54:25 UTC
Oh hi Laude! Do you fancy some chocolate icecream?
Gaellia Bonaventure
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#10997 - 2014-10-07 17:22:04 UTC
Where's the lube.

Bring your possibles.
Zimmy Zeta
Perkone
Caldari State
#10998 - 2014-10-07 19:04:22 UTC
Gaellia Bonaventure wrote:
Where's the lube.


The lube?
It's the bottle up on the shelf, right between the pepper sauce and the drain cleaner...

I'd like to apologize for the poor quality of the post above and sincerely hope you didn't waste your time reading it. Yes, I do feel bad about it.
Anslo
Scope Works
#10999 - 2014-10-07 19:09:40 UTC
God dammit AGAIN ZIMMY?

[center]-_For the Proveldtariat_/-[/center]
Lucien Rouen
#11000 - 2014-10-07 20:23:43 UTC
No, you can't make a mold of my face for your plastic surgery.