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official shameless epeen thread

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Anonymous BTard Saurkraut
Emergent Industries
#1 - 2014-10-06 20:36:32 UTC  |  Edited by: ISD Ezwal
title self explanatory, boast about your incredibly large epeen.
If you have extraordinary kills, this is the place for it.
If you want to show the goyim your 'hard-earned' 4,204,204,204,204.20 isk, this is the place for it.
If you broke the world record for number of miners violated in an hour, this is the place for it.
If you want to share whatever epeen-enhancing activities you have been engaging in, this is also the place for it.

pic related, my tiny epeen: http://i.imgur.com/htJi0Gn.png
*snip* Posting of kill reports outside of the Crime & Punishment forum channel is prohibited. ISD Ezwal.
on the plus side, I once killed a wild perunga and his tristan
*snip* Posting of kill reports outside of the Crime & Punishment forum channel is prohibited. ISD Ezwal.
Mr Epeen
It's All About Me
#2 - 2014-10-06 20:37:29 UTC
<---

Mr Epeen Cool
Doc Fury
Furious Enterprises
#3 - 2014-10-06 20:38:31 UTC
Done in one, somebody please get the lights on their way out.

☼

There's a million angry citizens looking down their tubes..at me.
Christopher AET
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#4 - 2014-10-06 20:38:48 UTC
Mr Epeen wrote:
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Mr Epeen Cool


I don't think I can best that.


I drain ducks of their moisture for sustenance.
Anonymous BTard Saurkraut
Emergent Industries
#5 - 2014-10-06 20:41:24 UTC
I figured it would be best to have a dedicated thread so the rest of the forum is not obscured entirely by glorious epeen.
Phoenix Jones
Small-Arms Fire
#6 - 2014-10-06 20:44:44 UTC  |  Edited by: Phoenix Jones
Shocked

Yaay!!!!
Rowells
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#7 - 2014-10-06 20:44:52 UTC
Mr Epeen wrote:
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Mr Epeen Cool

is it bad that its taken me this long to put 1 and 2 together on this?
Paranoid Loyd
#8 - 2014-10-06 20:48:11 UTC  |  Edited by: Paranoid Loyd
I average 393 mil isk per kill. I kill more isk in one month than you have killed in your entire pixel life. My ganking has netted me approximately 130 bil isk in 13 months.

How's that for some e-peenage?

"There is only one authority in this game, and that my friend is violence. The supreme authority upon which all other authority is derived." ISD Max Trix

Fix the Prospect!
Anonymous BTard Saurkraut
Emergent Industries
#9 - 2014-10-06 20:48:17 UTC
Rowells wrote:
Mr Epeen wrote:
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Mr Epeen Cool

is it bad that its taken me this long to put 1 and 2 together on this?

absolutely
Renegade Heart
Doomheim
#10 - 2014-10-06 21:08:52 UTC
I am the greatest noob in all of new eden P
Hra Neuvosto
Party Cat Enterprises
#11 - 2014-10-06 21:13:23 UTC
Thread over in one post.

Impressive.
J'Poll
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#12 - 2014-10-06 21:15:15 UTC
Mr Epeen wrote:
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Mr Epeen Cool


^ Mr Epeen

Personal channel: Crazy Dutch Guy

Help channel: Help chat - Reloaded

Public roams channels: RvB Ganked / Redemption Road / Spectre Fleet / Bombers bar / The Content Club
Hal Morsh
Doomheim
#13 - 2014-10-06 21:17:11 UTC
I think my 4th or 5th ship kill in eve was an orca. I also killed an orca later on with just a tristan, the over excited corp mates on the killmail were just concorded.

Oh, I perfectly understand, Hal Morsh — a mission like this requires courage, skill, and heroism… qualities you are clearly lacking. Have you forgotten you're one of the bloody immortals!?
Anonymous BTard Saurkraut
Emergent Industries
#14 - 2014-10-06 21:23:25 UTC
I have 10 gm warnings and two or three bans, if that counts as epeen too.
Solecist Project
#15 - 2014-10-06 21:41:18 UTC
I could... but I won't. :)

That ringing in your ears you're experiencing right now is the last gasping breathe of a dying inner ear as it got thoroughly PULVERISED by the point roaring over your head at supersonic speeds. - Tippia
Anonymous BTard Saurkraut
Emergent Industries
#16 - 2014-10-06 21:49:14 UTC
Solecist Project wrote:
I could... but I won't. :)

why not?
do it
Krell Kroenen
The Devil's Shadow
#17 - 2014-10-06 21:52:51 UTC
Solecist Project wrote:
I could... but I won't. :)


You know you want too, or you wouldn't have posted.
Rowells
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#18 - 2014-10-06 22:41:02 UTC
what about a gonad thread? Not necessarily exceptional achievements, but more along the lines of 'I did what makes most pilots clutch their wallets and lossboards in terror'?
Jake Warbird
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#19 - 2014-10-06 22:42:52 UTC
The first time in a long time I decide to Poast, and it's in this thread....

Sugar Von MurdererTits : Jake Warbird gets my vote for most intriguing and attractive male character in Eve.
Ralph King-Griffin
New Eden Tech Support
#20 - 2014-10-06 22:43:22 UTC
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