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Wormhole Thief's strike again!
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XY1983
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#21 - 2011-12-12 01:49:42 UTC
'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the corp

Not a turret was stirring, not even a torp;

The silos were hung by the POS with care,

In hopes that St. CAAN0N soon would be there;

The Tengu's were nestled all snug in their S.M.A. beds,

While visions of killing sleeper danced in their KYA3000 filled heads;

And mamma in her kronos, and I in my cap,

Had just settled down for a long down time nap,

When out on the k162 there arose such a clatter,

I sprang from the keyboard to see what was the matter.

Away to the windows 7 I flew like a flash,

Tore past the shuttles and threw up the ......
Lady Spank
Get Out Nasty Face
#22 - 2011-12-12 01:52:03 UTC
Sometimes a thousand twangling instruments
Will hum about thine honour, and sometimes voices.

(ಠ_ృ) ~ It Takes a Million Years to Become Diamonds So Lets Just Burn Like Coal Until the Sky's Black ~ (ಠ_ృ)
Jack Miton
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#23 - 2011-12-12 01:55:34 UTC
XY1983 wrote:
As what can be described as one of the most cunning acts of theft ever in Eve's history; CAAN0N / The Corrupted stole a staggering 1.5 bil isk worth of ships and mods (about 63 USD)


has 1.5bil ever been a 'staggering' amount? :S
i have single modules worth more than that....

if you live is an WH and think 1.5bil is a lot, youre doing something terrible wrong.

also, CAAN0N is a well known griefer so this isnt really news worthy.

There is no Bob.

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CAAN0N
ElitistOps
Deepwater Hooligans
#24 - 2011-12-12 01:55:58 UTC
XY1983 wrote:


The Tengu's were nestled all snug in their S.M.A. beds.


shouldn't you log in your Tengus?
CAAN0N
ElitistOps
Deepwater Hooligans
#25 - 2011-12-12 01:58:27 UTC
Jack Miton wrote:

if you live is an WH and think 1.5bil is a lot, youre doing something terrible wrong.

also, CAAN0N is a well known griefer so this isnt really news worthy.


three things;
1 - Hi?
2 - sarcasm
3 - cool i am? always wanted to be loved
Bryan Havoc
Project Nemesis
Touch Fiberoptic
#26 - 2011-12-12 04:10:43 UTC  |  Edited by: Bryan Havoc
Caan0n is a saint that is beyond reproach!

Just last month I let him babysit my daughter and he didn't even make a pass at her.
True story!

Additionally, I have loaned him my Dwarven Armor Set that i usually fit on my Bhaalgorn multiple times and he has always given it back.
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#27 - 2011-12-12 04:20:06 UTC
Bryan Havoc wrote:
Caan0n is a saint that is beyond reproach!

Just last month I let him babysit my daughter and he didn't even make a pass at her.
True story!

Additionally, I have loaned him my Dwarven Armor Set that i usually fit on my Bhaalgorn multiple times and he has always given it back.


It's all true, he is a saint and I'd trust him with my kids but the government keeps taking them away :(

"Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff 

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Nathan Jameson
Grumpy Bastards
#28 - 2011-12-12 07:07:42 UTC
Jack Miton wrote:
has 1.5bil ever been a 'staggering' amount? :S
i have single modules worth more than that....

if you live is an WH and think 1.5bil is a lot, youre doing something terrible wrong.

also, CAAN0N is a well known griefer so this isnt really news worthy.


I agree. I'm aware of some much larger wormhole alliance thefts that never made the news. Bragging about this one is just disappointing.

http://www.wormholes.info
Iam Widdershins
Project Nemesis
#29 - 2011-12-12 07:54:22 UTC
Nathan Jameson wrote:
Jack Miton wrote:
has 1.5bil ever been a 'staggering' amount? :S
i have single modules worth more than that....

if you live is an WH and think 1.5bil is a lot, youre doing something terrible wrong.

also, CAAN0N is a well known griefer so this isnt really news worthy.


I agree. I'm aware of some much larger wormhole alliance thefts that never made the news. Bragging about this one is just disappointing.

CAAN0N cannot brag about something he didn't do, and even if he did, he's not the one who started this thread.

Shame on you.

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czMulti
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#30 - 2011-12-12 08:01:45 UTC
Just FYI old CAAN0N owner retired for about half a year, gave account to this dickhead :)
Nathan Jameson
Grumpy Bastards
#31 - 2011-12-12 08:20:44 UTC
Iam Widdershins wrote:
CAAN0N cannot brag about something he didn't do, and even if he did, he's not the one who started this thread.

Shame on you.


I'm not sure if that was directed at me or CAAN0N. If at me, I was just talking about the 1.5 bil heist in general.

http://www.wormholes.info
Xuse Senna
Nocturnal Romance
Cynosural Field Theory.
#32 - 2011-12-12 09:01:43 UTC
LolWut?

http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/7501/mindgamesceptionfinaldr.jpg
Iam Widdershins
Project Nemesis
#33 - 2011-12-12 09:34:18 UTC
There's likely a fair bit more than 1.5b accounted for in that screenshot alone.

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hyperfly
Firebird Squadron
#34 - 2011-12-12 12:29:35 UTC
Lol
More love stories.....
Iam Widdershins
Project Nemesis
#35 - 2011-12-12 19:16:55 UTC
It's hyperfly!

You ever get that Machariel replaced? :D

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Irving Berlin
4U Services Inc.
#36 - 2011-12-12 20:02:46 UTC
Hey, CAAN0N. If you're no longer with SRS, you wanna come join 4U Holdings? We could use a saint like you in amongst our ranks to keep watchful eye over our goodies. P

~Irving~
Barakkus
#37 - 2011-12-12 22:20:08 UTC
Nice job ripping off your corp with your alt, XY1983.

http://youtu.be/yytbDZrw1jc
Attack Dog
I N T I
Reeloaded.
#38 - 2011-12-13 10:20:30 UTC
I once gave Caan0n a drake filled with exotic dancers to run missions with and when he gave it back only half were pregnant. how dare you acuse such a man!
Cornelius Cobb
Doomheim
#39 - 2011-12-13 11:09:04 UTC
Caan0n was nice enough to tell me about his herpes the next morning, so it wouldn't come as a total surprise later on.
Captain Nathaniel Butler
The White Company
#40 - 2011-12-14 05:44:45 UTC
Caan0n regularly donates money to a cats rescue sanctuary and also helps old ladies across the road. I've heard that he's currently traveling Minmatar space handing out food parcels to the needy.

How dare you slight such a paragon of virtue sir!

Lady Spank for C&P moderator.
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