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Most Menial Task....
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Vyl Vit
#21 - 2014-10-01 18:58:38 UTC
Detailing the cockpit. At first glance it doesn't seem like all that much. After a few years, you've removed tons of peanut fragments, taco shell crumbs (and other such stuff) from between and under the seats. Just the spilt beers alone...the smell! (ugh). Fingerprints on the console. Spittle on the control panel. I mean, hey.

Paradise is like where you are right now, only much, much better.
Caviar Liberta
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#22 - 2014-10-01 19:27:47 UTC  |  Edited by: Caviar Liberta
Remiel Pollard wrote:
Ooh!! I've got this one....


A capsuleer's obituary writer.


It would be just a simple form letter. Change the date, location, ship information and who the killer was.

Gate control supervisor.
Bagrat Skalski
Koinuun Kotei
#23 - 2014-10-01 22:19:06 UTC  |  Edited by: Bagrat Skalski
Remiel Pollard
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#24 - 2014-10-02 00:20:22 UTC  |  Edited by: Remiel Pollard
Caviar Liberta wrote:
Remiel Pollard wrote:
Ooh!! I've got this one....


A capsuleer's obituary writer.


It would be just a simple form letter. Change the date, location, ship information and who the killer was.



Which conforms perfectly to the very definition of menial, ie, not requiring much skill and lacking prestige.

This, of course, plants all miners in the same definition as well....

“Some capsuleers claim that ECM is 'dishonorable' and 'unfair'. Jam those ones first, and kill them last.” - Jirai 'Fatal' Laitanen, Pithum Nullifier Training Manual c. YC104
Travelin' Jack
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#25 - 2014-10-02 00:35:29 UTC
Mucking out the drone bays
Robart Baboli
Ferrous Infernum
#26 - 2014-10-02 04:08:34 UTC
whichever poor sod goes around placing dozens of cans, bars of stuff, and papers in every capsuleer's quarters, or perhaps it's the guys out counting the tritanium.

the poor soul who drives the shuttle buses of exotic dancers into and out of freighters?

or the guy who has to magically get a battleship into it's original packaging. it's difficult enough to do it with an air mattress, much less a warship full of whatever crap we've accumulated.
Jean Luc May
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#27 - 2014-10-02 07:30:09 UTC
The person who looks after The Damsel. It must be soo boring, that he falls asleep after a minute. After that The Damsel is gone within two seconds.
Solecist Project
#28 - 2014-10-02 07:48:43 UTC
Jean Luc May wrote:
The person who looks after The Damsel. It must be soo boring, that he falls asleep after a minute. After that The Damsel is gone within two seconds.

https://gate.eveonline.com/Profile/Damsel%20in%20Distress


Would you try to keep her?
And wtf is wrong with Kruul? (it's Kruul, not Zor... right?)

That ringing in your ears you're experiencing right now is the last gasping breathe of a dying inner ear as it got thoroughly PULVERISED by the point roaring over your head at supersonic speeds. - Tippia
Ralph King-Griffin
New Eden Tech Support
#29 - 2014-10-02 08:33:48 UTC
My hangar janitor in amarr, all there is for him to do is polish hundreds of crystals which will likely never be used again as they will no longer stack.

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Bagrat Skalski
Koinuun Kotei
#30 - 2014-10-02 11:53:20 UTC
Robart Baboli wrote:
or the guy who has to magically get a battleship into it's original packaging. it's difficult enough to do it with an air mattress, much less a warship full of whatever crap we've accumulated.


Minmatar have this on the easy mode, their ships have been known to fold under their own weight, if you remove the Duct tape strip placed strategically in a secret space on the hull.

Custom ship skins, character creator style "repaint". Bring it!
Gregor Parud
Imperial Academy
#31 - 2014-10-02 11:58:27 UTC
Guristas ship reimburser; "what... AGAIN?"
Felicity Love
Doomheim
#32 - 2014-10-02 16:34:44 UTC
Solecist Project wrote:
Felicity Love wrote:
Silicates... they get *everywhere*.... I spend sooooooo much time in the shower.... P

Oh my ... can you elaborate on that???


I could... but I prefer to remain "aloof" and "mysterious"... people should just use their suitably fertile imaginations... it might take their minds off all those horrible, nasty things the Devs are going to make people do to fly their jumpships. PPP


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Solecist Project
#33 - 2014-10-02 16:39:03 UTC
Felicity Love wrote:
Solecist Project wrote:
Felicity Love wrote:
Silicates... they get *everywhere*.... I spend sooooooo much time in the shower.... P

Oh my ... can you elaborate on that???


I could... but I prefer to remain "aloof" and "mysterious"... people should just use their suitably fertile imaginations... it might take their minds off all those horrible, nasty things the Devs are going to make people do to fly their jumpships. PPP



awwww i would looove to exchange... fertile ... imagination with you...... :D

*snickers xD*

That ringing in your ears you're experiencing right now is the last gasping breathe of a dying inner ear as it got thoroughly PULVERISED by the point roaring over your head at supersonic speeds. - Tippia
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#34 - 2014-10-02 18:05:28 UTC
The guy who has to compress stuff to make it fit into Jita 4-4. Tens of of thousands of ships and mods, mega-tons of ammo, ore and minerals-- everything has to squeeze into there.
Ralph King-Griffin
New Eden Tech Support
#35 - 2014-10-02 18:15:17 UTC
Khergit Deserters wrote:
The guy who has to compress stuff to make it fit into Jita 4-4. Tens of of thousands of ships and mods, mega-tons of ammo, ore and minerals-- everything has to squeeze into there.

that sounds a rather engaging challenge to me.

Murderers of Negotiable Motivations

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Abrazzar
Vardaugas Family
#36 - 2014-10-02 18:22:58 UTC
Ralph King-Griffin wrote:
Khergit Deserters wrote:
The guy who has to compress stuff to make it fit into Jita 4-4. Tens of of thousands of ships and mods, mega-tons of ammo, ore and minerals-- everything has to squeeze into there.

that sounds a rather engaging challenge to me.

Pumping up Planck Bubble after Planck Bubble after Planck Bubble sounds pretty tedious to me.

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Prince Kobol
#37 - 2014-10-02 18:52:49 UTC
randomly changing values in a Database and calling yourself a Developer...
Ralph King-Griffin
New Eden Tech Support
#38 - 2014-10-02 19:09:45 UTC
Prince Kobol wrote:
randomly changing values in a Database and calling yourself a Developer...

Instigating what I shall from this point forth be referring to as "The Deluge" and then spending the next 4+ hours rolling around, reveling in the aftermath sounds like the highlight of a career if I'm honest.

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