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Most Menial Task....
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Eternus8lux8lucis
Guardians of the Gate
RAZOR Alliance
#1 - 2014-10-01 12:00:09 UTC
What do you think that the most menial task would be for a non-capsuleer in one of the stations?

Fedo trainer/feeder/groomer?
Space ship docking scrubber?

Feel free to add your own.

Have you heard anything I've said?

You said it's all circling the drain, the whole universe. Right?

That's right.

Had to end sometime.
Solecist Project
#2 - 2014-10-01 12:04:05 UTC  |  Edited by: Solecist Project
I miss the distinctive moaning of the female in gallentean stations.....

That ringing in your ears you're experiencing right now is the last gasping breathe of a dying inner ear as it got thoroughly PULVERISED by the point roaring over your head at supersonic speeds. - Tippia
Mithandra
B.O.P Supplication For Glorious
Dracarys.
#3 - 2014-10-01 12:05:15 UTC
Spaceship spin counter

Eve is the dark haired, totally hot emo gothchild of the gaming community
Remiel Pollard
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#4 - 2014-10-01 12:08:29 UTC
Probably any job that puts you in the employ of Scotty the docking manager. There are so damn many of them that I'm pretty sure 'he' just employs people for the purpose of having someone to boss around.

“Some capsuleers claim that ECM is 'dishonorable' and 'unfair'. Jam those ones first, and kill them last.” - Jirai 'Fatal' Laitanen, Pithum Nullifier Training Manual c. YC104
Abrazzar
Vardaugas Family
#5 - 2014-10-01 12:11:04 UTC
Hangar inventory manager. Look at "stack all". For you it's two clicks, for them it's a nightmare.

Sovereignty and Population

New Mining Mechanics
Ralph King-Griffin
New Eden Tech Support
#6 - 2014-10-01 12:17:19 UTC
Abrazzar wrote:
Hangar inventory manager. Look at "stack all". For you it's two clicks, for them it's a nightmare.

*click one item*

Hangar inventory manager-"meh, thats not so bad"

*hovers mouse over invert selection*

Hangar inventory manager-"Shocked"

*click*

Hangar inventory manager-*glances contemplatively at the air lock*

Murderers of Negotiable Motivations

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Remiel Pollard
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#7 - 2014-10-01 12:28:35 UTC
Ooh!! I've got this one....


A capsuleer's obituary writer.

“Some capsuleers claim that ECM is 'dishonorable' and 'unfair'. Jam those ones first, and kill them last.” - Jirai 'Fatal' Laitanen, Pithum Nullifier Training Manual c. YC104
Jean Luc Lemmont
Carebears on Fire
#8 - 2014-10-01 13:53:45 UTC
Pod Goo Reclamation and Filtration Specialist

"Now remember Jim Bob, you hafta get all dem turds out of the goo, or they'll toss you outta the airlock"

Will I get banned for boxing!?!?!

This thread has degenerated to the point it's become like two bald men fighting over a comb. -- Doc Fury

It's bonuses, not boni, you cretins.
Crumplecorn
Eve Cluster Explorations
#9 - 2014-10-01 14:46:57 UTC
Docking Request Acceptor

Witty Image - Stream

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Prince Kobol
#10 - 2014-10-01 14:53:04 UTC
extracting pod goo from those hard to reach places Shocked
CompleteFailure
DAWGS Corp.
Negative Feedback
#11 - 2014-10-01 15:35:22 UTC
Jita local bot button-pusher.
Felicity Love
Doomheim
#12 - 2014-10-01 15:40:46 UTC
Silicates... they get *everywhere*.... I spend sooooooo much time in the shower.... P

"EVE is dying." -- The Four Forum Trolls of the Apocalypse.   ( Pick four, any four. They all smell.  )
Solecist Project
#13 - 2014-10-01 15:46:48 UTC
Felicity Love wrote:
Silicates... they get *everywhere*.... I spend sooooooo much time in the shower.... P

Oh my ... can you elaborate on that???

That ringing in your ears you're experiencing right now is the last gasping breathe of a dying inner ear as it got thoroughly PULVERISED by the point roaring over your head at supersonic speeds. - Tippia
pinkajoo
#14 - 2014-10-01 15:47:43 UTC  |  Edited by: pinkajoo
Eternus8lux8lucis wrote:
What do you think that the most menial task would be for a non-capsuleer in one of the stations?

Fedo trainer/feeder/groomer?
Space ship docking scrubber?

Feel free to add your own.


Capsuleer forums thread reviewer/locker. Oh wait, that job really exists!

In stations eh, maybe the capsuleer door maintenance guy.
Eternus8lux8lucis
Guardians of the Gate
RAZOR Alliance
#15 - 2014-10-01 15:58:24 UTC
pinkajoo wrote:
Eternus8lux8lucis wrote:
What do you think that the most menial task would be for a non-capsuleer in one of the stations?

Fedo trainer/feeder/groomer?
Space ship docking scrubber?

Feel free to add your own.


Capsuleer forums thread reviewer/locker. Oh wait, that job really exists!

In stations eh, maybe the capsuleer door maintenance guy.

Its original and not the usual drivel as at least its amusing..... for some ppl obviously.

Have you heard anything I've said?

You said it's all circling the drain, the whole universe. Right?

That's right.

Had to end sometime.
Rowells
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#16 - 2014-10-01 16:31:46 UTC
concord bounty payment clerk
Sir SmashAlot
The League of Extraordinary Opportunists
Intergalactic Conservation Movement
#17 - 2014-10-01 16:39:20 UTC
Guristas Fleet Dispatcher
Abrazzar
Vardaugas Family
#18 - 2014-10-01 16:40:55 UTC
Local capsuleer criminal/enemy of the state public announcer.

Sovereignty and Population

New Mining Mechanics
Alex Sorensen
Obsidian Reclamation Enterprise
#19 - 2014-10-01 16:41:33 UTC
It would be nice to have casinos in stations. Just something simple, along the lines of slots or roulette.

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Monja Diste
Upde Harris Industries
#20 - 2014-10-01 18:13:52 UTC
Tear collection technician, especially if employed in a Hi Sec station in a system with an Ice Belt ;)

In fact I'd say Docking Supervisor, we know that was so boring and menial that poor old scotty jumped out of an airlock never to be seen or heard from again :(

I miss Scotty

#BRING BACK SCOTTY !! :)
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