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Sudden Buggery - Wormhole / BLOPS / Surprise PVP
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Khanh'rhh
Sparkle Motion.
#1 - 2011-10-26 12:13:36 UTC  |  Edited by: Khanh'rhh
Sudden Buggery is a wormhole based ISK-making corporation which is all about looting the smoking corpses of people we kill for the delicious tears therein, and also PVE to pay for the few ships we lose.

We are looking for more members, or at least bigger ones.

What we are doing:
Extracting candy and tears from idiots.
Killing said idiots.
Getting space-rich with imaginary space kredits.
Wormhole pew pew.
BLOPS.

What we have:
A tight bunch of brosefs in the AU and US timezones, an increasing presence in the EU / Early US timezone. The corp has lost only a few people in the past 12 months, because we are tight, loyal, dedicated and led by a madman with a NSFW mouth.

Corp resources deployed to endanger the livelihoods and assets of other fools and cretins. All paid for by said fools and cretins and the odd bit of tax (5%).

Experienced FCs and level-headded, uncompromising evil.

Killboard (http://www.suddenbuggery.com/killboard) Forums. Ventrilo.

What we want:
Cunning.
Deviousness.
Initiative.
Bloodthirstiness.
Courage. Hull tanking is mandatory.
No fluffyly-wuffly ears, beady black noses or love of porridge.

You are:
Willing to pew pew (dying for your principles optional)
Not on trial account
Preferably over 2M SP but we've taken complete noobs.
Not a complete expert on everything in EVE. Nor a complete nub.
Between -2.0 and +2.0 sec status; exceptions made but you need to be able to transit hisec and not be precious about being a Bad Man. Or indeed woman.
Able to fit a ship properly
Able to lose a ship when necessary (and afford it).

Sign on bonus of strippers!

Find our in-game recruitment ad and poke a recruiter. Or join Channel Beggars Bowl and stick your hand up. Or mail us. Or say hi here (free bumps!)

"Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual,

BrillyMister
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#2 - 2011-10-26 15:28:36 UTC
any chance i could ask what class wormhole you are operating out of. and what class your static is

thanks
Brilly
Khanh'rhh
Sparkle Motion.
#3 - 2011-10-27 08:53:28 UTC
BrillyMister wrote:
any chance i could ask what class wormhole you are operating out of. and what class your static is

thanks
Brilly

We operate out of a C4 / C2 static. Both work well for the occasional bit of PVE we do; this should not be your priority. We will typically roll the static till we find someone, find a nullsec connection or we'll scan a WH chain till it leads to people to shootify.
We also roam K-space for K162's.

Also, Bump

"Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual,

BrillyMister
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#4 - 2011-10-27 10:27:52 UTC
ok thanks
Khanh'rhh
Sparkle Motion.
#5 - 2011-10-28 11:09:20 UTC
Found some cracking bastards so far.

See this bump as an opportunity to get in whilst the going is good.

"Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual,

Trinkets friend
Sudden Buggery
Sending Thots And Players
#6 - 2011-10-31 08:04:04 UTC
We are looking to build up more expertise within the corp at delivering unexpected subtext.

We are redeploying to Derelik lowsechs for black ops operations, so you will need bomber skills, recons if you can, jump clones/infomorph psychology, and vent access. A moral compass with demagnetised needle is also advantageous.
Extrabonusomgwtbbq if you can actually fly a Black Ops BS and own one.

We also run RR AF gangs, which is the most fun you can have in EVE outside of making carebears wet their manpanties. So these skills will be looked upon favorably.

~~ Localectomy Blog ~~
Khanh'rhh
Sparkle Motion.
#7 - 2011-11-01 10:02:08 UTC
A fat man walked into a bar.

Military experts called it a "bump"

"Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual,

Trinkets friend
Sudden Buggery
Sending Thots And Players
#8 - 2011-11-02 07:10:42 UTC
A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says "I guess you'll be wanting your bill?"
"No, you mong, I want a frickin' beer!"

~~ Localectomy Blog ~~
Khanh'rhh
Sparkle Motion.
#9 - 2011-11-04 12:29:02 UTC
Our new recruits have 125% more fun than they did before joining.

That's science.

"Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual,

Trinkets friend
Sudden Buggery
Sending Thots And Players
#10 - 2011-11-05 08:08:49 UTC
Nudge, nudge, is your topic a go'er?

~~ Localectomy Blog ~~
Trinkets friend
Sudden Buggery
Sending Thots And Players
#11 - 2011-11-06 03:01:57 UTC
Guess what, still looking.

~~ Localectomy Blog ~~
Khanh'rhh
Sparkle Motion.
#12 - 2011-11-08 11:10:10 UTC
At this point, it's probably not even worth telling you what we're up to.

Every day, another scheme designed to poke someone in the tender bits.

Sudden buggery needs YOU to be an ass.

"Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual,

Nathan Jameson
Grumpy Bastards
#13 - 2011-11-08 15:29:57 UTC
Trinkets friend wrote:
We are redeploying to Derelik lowsechs for black ops operations.


Aww, will we see you in WH space no longer? Sad

http://www.wormholes.info
Khanh'rhh
Sparkle Motion.
#14 - 2011-11-09 09:30:57 UTC
Nathan Jameson wrote:
Trinkets friend wrote:
We are redeploying to Derelik lowsechs for black ops operations.


Aww, will we see you in WH space no longer? Sad

If by "see" you mean "shoot us in the face and run away with our ship modules" then you've earned a slight reprieve at best P

Also, Bump

"Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual,

Nathan Jameson
Grumpy Bastards
#15 - 2011-11-09 13:57:10 UTC
Aww! Cry

Good luck, and come back soon!

http://www.wormholes.info
Khanh'rhh
Sparkle Motion.
#16 - 2011-11-11 17:59:04 UTC
Remember:

Sudden Buggery, best Buggery.

"Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual,

Khanh'rhh
Sparkle Motion.
#17 - 2011-11-14 10:52:50 UTC
So far our new recruits are becoming hopelessly addicted to evil.

We're not offering the remedy, just more of the product.

"Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual,

Trinkets friend
Sudden Buggery
Sending Thots And Players
#18 - 2011-12-02 05:22:48 UTC
We are looking for a couple of nubs to train. Training will involve turning you, the <1 month old noob new to the game, into a 2 month old noob with ISK, resources, experience and the ability to support yourself in-game and PVP. All evemails to me, personally.

~~ Localectomy Blog ~~
Khanh'rhh
Sparkle Motion.
#19 - 2011-12-12 13:08:39 UTC
Bump!

If you enjoy being a sneaky ************, you'd do wise to speak to us.

Applicants that are enthusiastic about the game, and being a bad man, welcome.

Ability to use Dscan essential.

"Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual,