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The 'one-line bad idea' thread

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sytaqe violacea
Circus of midnight
#2721 - 2014-09-14 06:53:36 UTC
Dessie size Bastion module
Cynosural Samurai
#2722 - 2014-09-14 08:21:14 UTC
capital sized smartbombs (i'm talking 20-30km radius) with a new type of siege module that buffs the hell out of them!

Void Geophysics
#2723 - 2014-09-14 12:42:25 UTC
A subsystem for Tech 3 ships that allow i to use Warp Disruption Field Generator or Warp Disrupt Probes
Clancy Davis
Be Nice Inc.
Prismatic Legion
#2724 - 2014-09-21 01:33:49 UTC
A trailer hitch for mining barges so you can tow a ship behind you.
Amyclas Amatin
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#2725 - 2014-09-21 08:34:20 UTC
combat interdictors. make interdictors out of the new destroyer hulls.

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Aeons Multiplied
#2726 - 2014-09-21 09:03:24 UTC
Split Black Ops into ewar/damage variations for each race.
Lucrii Dei
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#2727 - 2014-09-21 16:59:19 UTC
Ability to sell items at numerous price variants on a single order based on standings.

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Terraniel Aurelius
Space Wizards.
Tactical Narcotics Team
#2728 - 2014-09-21 18:02:42 UTC
Warping to celestials warps you @distance to said celestical, not to a point beside one.
Moken Ayu
Solemn Singularity
#2729 - 2014-09-25 02:06:50 UTC
Create a parallel universe randomly accessed by jump drives where system security is reversed.
Komi Toran
Caldari State
#2730 - 2014-09-25 03:07:01 UTC
Amyclas Amatin wrote:
combat interdictors...

See, I read this as a ship that would interdict all attempts at combat. But since that wasn't the suggestion...

Mobile Carebearfield Generator; prevents any ship on grid from activating modules on other player ships/structures except for remote repair.
Bruder Deranius
Scrapmetal Unleashed
#2731 - 2014-09-25 05:01:32 UTC
Warpcore ejection module... do we have warpcores?
Skarlock Tremillion
Angry Rampant Space Gerbils
#2732 - 2014-09-28 06:44:04 UTC
A target painting drone to paint giant red circles on designated targets.
Funzinnu BT
#2733 - 2014-09-28 07:27:25 UTC
Language Chat Channel Consolidation With Oceanus
Cynosural Samurai
#2734 - 2014-09-28 07:43:21 UTC
Target painting script that makes someones screen a lurid shade of pink... The paint is non removable. (additional scrips can unlock other colors as the dev's require...)
Resbroko Liberation Fleet
#2735 - 2014-09-30 00:35:39 UTC
Enable WASD controls for ships.
Zimmer Jones
Gallente Federation
#2736 - 2014-09-30 01:32:37 UTC  |  Edited by: Zimmer Jones
separate the regions in nullsec with lowsec systems, in between said null regions, with gates to empire.

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Leonard Nimoy II
#2737 - 2014-09-30 01:35:03 UTC
Ibis nerf.
Wolf Incaelum
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#2738 - 2014-09-30 01:36:08 UTC
Mike Whiite wrote:
Make Mass a real stat.

so next time you try to bumb a Battleship, with a shuttle you just crash your shuttle instread of pushing the Battleship out of allignment. actually a good idea.


Zimmer Jones
Gallente Federation
#2739 - 2014-09-30 04:16:40 UTC
Only members of the same alliance may be in the same fleets. Coalition level fleet tools & bonuses. Superdupercaps.

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Stephanie Rosefire
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#2740 - 2014-09-30 10:21:40 UTC
Give a 6% rate of fire debuff to light missiles launchers.