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Hillbillageddon Season I
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Captain Nathaniel Butler
The White Company
#281 - 2011-12-11 20:17:02 UTC
Krixtal Icefluxor wrote:
Destiny Corrupted wrote:
Krixtal Icefluxor wrote:
Destiny Corrupted wrote:

Perhaps you should take another week off, so that you can put in some overtime at your McJob to be able to afford to sell a PLEX for ISK?



SEE what I meant earlier about neurotic, psychotic hostility ???

Now they are making fun of economically disparaged people.

You are dragging the game and your insults WAY too far into Real Life to even be considered healthy.

You make me want to vomit.

Hostile? No. Objective? Yes.

If these people weren't lazy loser degenerates, and actually bothered to apply enough Axe bodyspray to mask their odor for the duration of a job interview, they wouldn't be "economically disparaged."

See, this is exactly why we predators will always be winners, while you, and the foodstamp-collecting ninnies you argue for, will always be losers. It's also the reason you mine in high-sec; lapping up the scraps in an MMO videogame is arguably the last avenue for you to experience the feeling of productivity. The rest of us do well enough that we don't have to put up with the soul-crushing monotony of riskless high-sec grinding. We can buy any ships or modules we want, while you're forced to play solitaire during Hulkageddon, and permanently unsubscribe if, God forbid, you lose your one and only exhumer.

I assure you that I'm not the cause of your wish to vomit. If anything, it's your body's desire to purge itself of the ignorance of your uneducated reasoning. That, or the tree bark you had for dinner, peasant.


I have never quit playing during H'geddon. No reason to. Some people want high sec life as casual players who just want something to do in the evening CASUALLY. Not me, but More than you would ever think.

Now to the meat of the matter:


We are all so happy that you think you have already WON The Game of Life !!!

BS.

I suggest you look up the definition of the psychological condition known as megalomaniacal infantilism. The above is a veritable checklist for the condition.

And your use of the word Ninny indicates Great Britain. I believe you Euros are having some 'Financial Issues'. After the collapse finally hits you, your retirement is gone, there are NO jobs, food prices skyrocket (I'm just describing America ATM).................. lets re-read the above in about 12 months and then see how you feel in the dole line.

You need to get, not out of the game, but off the Earth, or plant yourself on a shrink's couch for awhile. You have LOT's to discuss.

Maybe Oprah can offer some assistance as well.........



U MAD Bro?

Lady Spank for C&P moderator.
Sprocket II
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#282 - 2011-12-11 20:27:01 UTC
Interesting concept... like the idea Big smile

Maybe being tackled by a Bantam would be funnier Big smile

I'm in
Lauren Hellfury
Super Happy Awesome Fun Times
#283 - 2011-12-11 20:38:53 UTC
Weaselior wrote:
attn: liars re: this thread

as you can see by the "warp bantams in" "funny idea" this guy's version of "funny" is, well, unique and you should play to the judge with your stories rather than wasting time crafting ones that would be funny to a normal person



Just to make it worthwhile, I'll match the prizes for documented "pranks" that actually *are* funny. Hell, may even toss up some isk for related stories that are funny.


Also, collecting some stuffs together to donate for "most batman kills" during the main event. Twisted

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seany1212
M Y S T
#284 - 2011-12-11 21:05:18 UTC
LOL OP thinks gankers target hulks to offset the loss of there own ship Lol
Captain Nathaniel Butler
The White Company
#285 - 2011-12-11 21:31:33 UTC
seany1212 wrote:
LOL OP thinks gankers target hulks to offset the loss of there own ship Lol



That's the funny thing here, I don't think he does. As far as I know (and I'm happy to be corrected) he just wants a laugh - preferably at the gankers expense.

I say good on him , I'll be flying for the other side but I can assure you that I'll laugh as loud as these guys if they pull a stunt on me.

Surely it's better than cowering in stations wishing the nasty pi-wates would go away?

Lady Spank for C&P moderator.
Ilinea
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#286 - 2011-12-11 21:37:41 UTC  |  Edited by: Ilinea
So, make it 3 events: Bantamaggeddon will be starting in January too, in parallel with Hulkaggeddon. I tell you, this will mean a lot of teeeeaaaarrrsss :D


No, seriously, do you think this is ever going to work? You had to reach the hardcore miners for that and 96% of the miners don't even login in the forums or have them ever visited. At least half of them don't even know how to access them.

I don't belong either to the one nor the other side and still I will say, this isn't going to work. There will be Hulks everywhere, more than enough, not just Bantams.

*me prepares my shuttle for mining*

They told me to mine... and I started to mine, the market ;)
Tiger Would
Doomheim
#287 - 2011-12-11 21:57:34 UTC  |  Edited by: Tiger Would
Captain Nathaniel Butler wrote:
seany1212 wrote:
LOL OP thinks gankers target hulks to offset the loss of there own ship Lol



That's the funny thing here, I don't think he does. As far as I know (and I'm happy to be corrected) he just wants a laugh - preferably at the gankers expense.

I say good on him , I'll be flying for the other side but I can assure you that I'll laugh as loud as these guys if they pull a stunt on me.

Surely it's better than cowering in stations wishing the nasty pi-wates would go away?


Actually Captain, you got it spot on!
Ofcourse wishing you the best of luck and laughs aswell!

Once you think you have it all, you have actually become ignorant towards everything else.

T. Would
Tiger Would
Doomheim
#288 - 2011-12-11 21:59:29 UTC
Sprocket II wrote:
Interesting concept... like the idea Big smile

Maybe being tackled by a Bantam would be funnier Big smile

I'm in


Looking forward to your entry sir.

Once you think you have it all, you have actually become ignorant towards everything else.

T. Would
Tiger Would
Doomheim
#289 - 2011-12-11 22:02:14 UTC
Lauren Hellfury wrote:
Weaselior wrote:
attn: liars re: this thread

as you can see by the "warp bantams in" "funny idea" this guy's version of "funny" is, well, unique and you should play to the judge with your stories rather than wasting time crafting ones that would be funny to a normal person



Just to make it worthwhile, I'll match the prizes for documented "pranks" that actually *are* funny. Hell, may even toss up some isk for related stories that are funny.


Also, collecting some stuffs together to donate for "most batman kills" during the main event. Twisted


Ide love to qoute you n that on the website.
Would you allow me to do so, yet our group not taking responsibility in regards to you actually coming through?

Once you think you have it all, you have actually become ignorant towards everything else.

T. Would
Tiger Would
Doomheim
#290 - 2011-12-11 22:03:59 UTC
seany1212 wrote:
LOL OP thinks gankers target hulks to offset the loss of there own ship Lol


Our thoughts are our own sir.
Truth be told, you got it wrong.

Once you think you have it all, you have actually become ignorant towards everything else.

T. Would
Tiger Would
Doomheim
#291 - 2011-12-11 22:13:30 UTC  |  Edited by: Tiger Would
Ilinea wrote:
So, make it 3 events: Bantamaggeddon will be starting in January too, in parallel with Hulkaggeddon. I tell you, this will mean a lot of teeeeaaaarrrsss :D


No, seriously, do you think this is ever going to work? You had to reach the hardcore miners for that and 96% of the miners don't even login in the forums or have them ever visited. At least half of them don't even know how to access them.

I don't belong either to the one nor the other side and still I will say, this isn't going to work. There will be Hulks everywhere, more than enough, not just Bantams.

*me prepares my shuttle for mining*


To be honest, we where not sure our research over the past 2 years and the conslusions we came to where correct.
But as of the very initial post it seemed to be spot on.

We are now certain it will work.

Ofcourse we are also realistic enough that not all hulkageddon parties will get the surprise we are hoping on. We do however see how this event is going to get better each Hulkageddon and get more participants at every run..

Ide say Hillbillageddon is put onto the EvE-map and is here to stay.

Once you think you have it all, you have actually become ignorant towards everything else.

T. Would
Destiny Corrupted
Deadly Viper Kitten Mitten Sewing Company
Senpai's Afterschool Anime and Gaming Club
#292 - 2011-12-11 22:59:59 UTC  |  Edited by: Destiny Corrupted
Krixtal Icefluxor wrote:
I have never quit playing during H'geddon. No reason to.

Really bud? So, you think you're the center of the universe? Everything revolves around you?

TuftyMac wrote:
Now im looking forward to hulkageddon, as a carebear i always take the week off from Eve now i have something to do

What? You think he's the only one? How absurdly delusional can you be?

Krixtal Icefluxor wrote:
Now to the meat of the matter:


We are all so happy that you think you have already WON The Game of Life !!!

BS.

I suggest you look up the definition of the psychological condition known as megalomaniacal infantilism. The above is a veritable checklist for the condition.

And your use of the word Ninny indicates Great Britain. I believe you Euros are having some 'Financial Issues'. After the collapse finally hits you, your retirement is gone, there are NO jobs, food prices skyrocket (I'm just describing America ATM).................. lets re-read the above in about 12 months and then see how you feel in the dole line.

You need to get, not out of the game, but off the Earth, or plant yourself on a shrink's couch for awhile. You have LOT's to discuss.

Maybe Oprah can offer some assistance as well.........

Damn homeboy, I don't think I won the game of life, I know I won the game of life. I don't have any of your bullshit, made-up "psychological conditions." I'm simply a winner, and you're simply a loser. You're just grasping at straws, desperately trying to rationalize away your reality, while I'm paying taxes that make sure your jobless ass can put four types of deep-fried meat on the dinner platter for your overweight children.

And I'm not British; I'm American, you dolt. But a real American, not some country bumpkin from the boonies like yourself. The reason why the Euros are having the same financial issues is because the Euros are also full of intellectually-deficient carebears like yourself. America and Europe are both full of people who'd rather mine in a .9 instead of try to make some real ISK doing a man's job.

But hey, whatever floats your boat. This is America, so you're free to be an ignorant idiot if you so desire. Go ahead and park your barge near the CONCORD spawn, and waste another eight hours of your life with an "I'm just trying to make the best of the situation :)" attitude.

Just remember what our good British friend Sean Connery said in one of his documentaries: "Losers always whine about their "best," winners go home and **** the prom queen."

I wrote some true EVE stories! And no, they're not of the generic "my 0.0 alliance had lots of 0.0 fleets and took a lot of 0.0 space" sort. Check them out here:

https://truestories.eveonline.com/users/2074-destiny-corrupted
Davinthan
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#293 - 2011-12-12 00:55:22 UTC
Nice Idea. I had requested the CCP make a killer Hulk that could attack with say it's lasers or my be missiles that would nor be known until it is too later for the attacker.

Davinthan
Tiger Would
Doomheim
#294 - 2011-12-12 01:03:56 UTC
Krixtel, Destiny, you might want to take this to a private channel.Idea

It is unrelated to the threads content.

You both are clearly mad, no question.

Once you think you have it all, you have actually become ignorant towards everything else.

T. Would
Tiger Would
Doomheim
#295 - 2011-12-12 01:06:21 UTC
Davinthan wrote:
Nice Idea. I had requested the CCP make a killer Hulk that could attack with say it's lasers or my be missiles that would nor be known until it is too later for the attacker.

Davinthan


Well, create a killer entry of an practical joke for this contest, use your imagination.

Once you think you have it all, you have actually become ignorant towards everything else.

T. Would
Ilinea
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#296 - 2011-12-12 04:11:09 UTC  |  Edited by: Ilinea
Davinthan wrote:
Nice Idea. I had requested the CCP make a killer Hulk that could attack with say it's lasers or my be missiles that would nor be known until it is too later for the attacker.

Davinthan


Now that would be fun. The Killer-Hulks strike back! THAT would be some real surprise to the Hulkageddon fleets. instead of ganking Hulks to being ganked by Hulks lol

Unfortunately, like the mindset of most carebears is you won't get them into that kind of fun. They would prefer to think they are safe by taking "precautions" or just staying docked instead of striking back. Though I had like to see that, would make Hulkageddon itself a more fun event.

Even better would be, to selfdestruct your Hulk when you see the fleet jumping in (you might be dead anyway)... the tears would be on those not getting their killmails and the surprise on their faces every ISK worth lol

@Tiger: Did I catched the spirit of HIllbillageddon? :D

They told me to mine... and I started to mine, the market ;)
Sutskop
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#297 - 2011-12-12 08:30:51 UTC
Tiger Would wrote:

We are now certain it will work.


We? You and your imaginary friends aka alts?
Tiger Would
Doomheim
#298 - 2011-12-12 08:58:52 UTC  |  Edited by: Tiger Would
Ilinea wrote:
Davinthan wrote:
Nice Idea. I had requested the CCP make a killer Hulk that could attack with say it's lasers or my be missiles that would nor be known until it is too later for the attacker.

Davinthan


Now that would be fun. The Killer-Hulks strike back! THAT would be some real surprise to the Hulkageddon fleets. instead of ganking Hulks to being ganked by Hulks lol

Unfortunately, like the mindset of most carebears is you won't get them into that kind of fun. They would prefer to think they are safe by taking "precautions" or just staying docked instead of striking back. Though I had like to see that, would make Hulkageddon itself a more fun event.

Even better would be, to selfdestruct your Hulk when you see the fleet jumping in (you might be dead anyway)... the tears would be on those not getting their killmails and the surprise on their faces every ISK worth lol

@Tiger: Did I catched the spirit of HIllbillageddon? :D


Well, more or less.
This contest is not primarely about counter ganking, that might just be an bonus to an eloborate joke (scheme). It is not needed to win the contest.

I can see tanked up mining vessels cloak up with combat drone filled dronebays. When they got incoming (use scan) (cheap ships flying in to mine and maybe have logi and tackling cloaked on standby). When the party arrives and gets offgaurd, ships decloak, drones are released....and so on.
http://eve.battleclinic.com/loadout/38989-Cloaked-Hulk.html

I dont see why i would want to blow up such a beautifull vessel (Hulk), specially when its mine and doing it myself.

Kind regards,

Once you think you have it all, you have actually become ignorant towards everything else.

T. Would
Tiger Would
Doomheim
#299 - 2011-12-12 09:04:13 UTC  |  Edited by: Tiger Would
Sutskop wrote:
Tiger Would wrote:

We are now certain it will work.


We? You and your imaginary friends aka alts?


EOE Group Sir.

http://eve-universe-events.webklik.nl/page/eoe-group

Once you think you have it all, you have actually become ignorant towards everything else.

T. Would
Sutskop
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#300 - 2011-12-12 11:27:42 UTC
Tiger Would wrote:
Sutskop wrote:
Tiger Would wrote:

We are now certain it will work.


We? You and your imaginary friends aka alts?


EOE Group Sir.

http://eve-universe-events.webklik.nl/page/eoe-group


"We have discovered EvE-Online about 2 years ago" and this is the first post about Eve ever. Looks like I was right.