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Old Solo Trader Fights Back against Triumvirate/symbolic/PC

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Tora Bushido
The Marmite Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#41 - 2014-09-24 07:25:37 UTC
Rossarii wrote:
Superb! Triumvirate. alliance is currently located in Hemin, that's in Curse, it's a nullsec system.

Oh dear.. did I just tell you the location of all our ratting carriers?
Please do not come and start killing us there! :(
I'd match the OP offer, but I'm too poor.
Please send ISK and chocolate :(
You might want to be careful here. I seen more low and 00 alliances tell this to Pursuit of Happiness...... just before they get slaughtered Twisted

DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !

Meta Gaming Level VII, Psycho Warfare Level X, Smack Talk Level VII.

Tora Bushido
The Marmite Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#42 - 2014-09-24 07:26:23 UTC
Havoc Zealot wrote:
Ama Atavuli will pay off Marmite with sexual favors.
Does it include Fedo's ? Roll

DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !

Meta Gaming Level VII, Psycho Warfare Level X, Smack Talk Level VII.

Tiddle Jr
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#43 - 2014-09-24 07:34:09 UTC
A classic drama - one little lionman, against many of them.
No matter what is his weapon of choice, do it himself or ask for a well paid service.

"The message is that there are known knowns. There are things we know that we know. There are known unknowns. That is to say there are things that we now know we don't know. But there are also unknown unknowns. There are things we don't know" - CCP

fido goran
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#44 - 2014-09-24 07:39:13 UTC
Tora Bushido wrote:
Havoc Zealot wrote:
Ama Atavuli will pay off Marmite with sexual favors.
Does it include Fedo's ? Roll

Did someone say fido's?

Oh wait, nvm...
Pottebee
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#45 - 2014-09-24 07:47:39 UTC
Obadiah Giaourtakos wrote:
Hey Pottebee, sup son,

U gonna pay a shitload of money to avenge a **** fitted Rattler, because u asked for ransom in local and we popped u without replying. U see, now i get it, we should have ransomed your ass and then pop u.

I agree with Sergeant Clangers, put some hair on those @@ and get busy getting even, but i sposse u got alot of pampering money to throw away, i might join Marrmite, and go on a killin spree with what comes natural,start killing ME, then ill continue with u.

<3


PS Tell me you are still in Derelik, ill come visit u, promise :)



lol I'll be up there later today :)

Tell your Trium buddies about how you tore down you 3 pos which I was torp bomber spam attack emailed , that must have annoyed yous Big smile

http://i.imgur.com/ImdhcRH.png How Yous sent 4 Idiots after me on your own turf in a deadend one gate system and still you dropped the ball !! You and your friends aren't really cut out for WAR !!

You started it and I intend to Finish it , in my own time obviously Pirate Buy a comfortable puter chair as Greek Salad will shortly be back on the menu boys !!

Yous could of course refit a rattler instead of a shuttle this time , but your pride !! muha ha haShocked
Winthorp
#46 - 2014-09-24 08:19:27 UTC  |  Edited by: Winthorp
Pottebee wrote:
Obadiah Giaourtakos wrote:
Hey Pottebee, sup son,

U gonna pay a shitload of money to avenge a **** fitted Rattler, because u asked for ransom in local and we popped u without replying. U see, now i get it, we should have ransomed your ass and then pop u.

I agree with Sergeant Clangers, put some hair on those @@ and get busy getting even, but i sposse u got alot of pampering money to throw away, i might join Marrmite, and go on a killin spree with what comes natural,start killing ME, then ill continue with u.

<3


PS Tell me you are still in Derelik, ill come visit u, promise :)



lol I'll be up there later today :)

Tell your Trium buddies about how you tore down you 3 pos which I was torp bomber spam attack emailed , that must have annoyed yous Big smile

http://i.imgur.com/ImdhcRH.png How Yous sent 4 Idiots after me on your own turf in a deadend one gate system and still you dropped the ball !! You and your friends aren't really cut out for WAR !!

You started it and I intend to Finish it , in my own time obviously Pirate Buy a comfortable puter chair as Greek Salad will shortly be back on the menu boys !!

Yous could of course refit a rattler instead of a shuttle this time , but your pride !! muha ha haShocked


Those Caldari shuttles are a blight on the landscape and we take it apon ourselves as honorable shitcunts to do our best to remove them from EVE.

Also i look forward to talking to you LOTS more in the next 14 weeks in all those channels listed in the pic.
Pottebee
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#47 - 2014-09-24 08:43:14 UTC
Feel Free

Its a bad day when I got to tickle the feet of a sleeping once great giant Lol
Triumvirate has become a sloth , nothing less and nothing more , Its a bad day when your Founder Darknesss(the third s really isn't silent m8) has to go to RvB to get his rocks off

2004 player FNA , hmmm is he me or am I him , then again maybe not

I will bring you the elements, I will bring you lazors, Blaster roonnies, Neuting, pointing, webbing, in short I will bring you WAR !!!
and Triumvirate will love me for it !! Ugh


2 weeks paid in advance , In war, older pods bury their corps younger biomasses

Have Fun

Ask Darknesss how long a Grudge lasts and tell him to hurry back I miss him , RvB lmfao

Waiting....................Buying JUST the right chars ..........................still moar Waiting Roll

"This will not be over quickly. You will not enjoy this. I am not your PotteBee, these are the pos's am looking for !! Arrow
Telefishopolis
Hostile.
PURPLE HELMETED WARRIORS
#48 - 2014-09-24 08:49:28 UTC
pottebee, you are the example why people must use burth control...
Fybs
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#49 - 2014-09-24 09:01:06 UTC
I like the guy he is creating content.

Fair play to the bloke Smile

Don't confuse kindness with weakness.

Beware the hand of Fybs.

Proud CEO of the Somalian Coast Guard Authority

Strip Miners
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#50 - 2014-09-24 09:02:07 UTC
Fybs wrote:
I like the guy he is creating content.

Fair play to the bloke Smile


#respect why the hell not ... gotta love a tryer
Theronth Valarax
V0LTA
WE FORM V0LTA
#51 - 2014-09-24 10:31:27 UTC
Tora Bushido wrote:
Rossarii wrote:
Superb! Triumvirate. alliance is currently located in Hemin, that's in Curse, it's a nullsec system.

Oh dear.. did I just tell you the location of all our ratting carriers?
Please do not come and start killing us there! :(
I'd match the OP offer, but I'm too poor.
Please send ISK and chocolate :(
You might want to be careful here. I seen more low and 00 alliances tell this to Pursuit of Happiness...... just before they get slaughtered Twisted

Scrubs don't count.
Tiddle Jr
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#52 - 2014-09-24 10:37:57 UTC
Nice to see all Triumph leaders here shooting words after words from their mouthcannons!
RAWRRR...

This is PvP how it should be!

"The message is that there are known knowns. There are things we know that we know. There are known unknowns. That is to say there are things that we now know we don't know. But there are also unknown unknowns. There are things we don't know" - CCP

ISD Ezwal
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
ISD Alliance
#53 - 2014-09-24 11:21:04 UTC
I have removed a rule breaking post and those quoting it.

The Rules:
4. Personal attacks are prohibited.

Commonly known as flaming, personal attacks are posts that are designed to personally berate or insult another forum user. Posts of this nature are not beneficial to the community spirit that CCP promote and as such they will not be tolerated.

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Telefishopolis
Hostile.
PURPLE HELMETED WARRIORS
#54 - 2014-09-24 11:45:41 UTC
new update

[11:39:10] Pottebee > i like you , but it wont stop me tractor beaming your frozen corpse around Faspera station on my noble Steed

i LOVE this guy <3<3<3
Obadiah Giaourtakos
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#55 - 2014-09-24 11:55:04 UTC
Pottebee wrote:
Obadiah Giaourtakos wrote:
Hey Pottebee, sup son,

U gonna pay a shitload of money to avenge a **** fitted Rattler, because u asked for ransom in local and we popped u without replying. U see, now i get it, we should have ransomed your ass and then pop u.

I agree with Sergeant Clangers, put some hair on those @@ and get busy getting even, but i sposse u got alot of pampering money to throw away, i might join Marrmite, and go on a killin spree with what comes natural,start killing ME, then ill continue with u.

<3


PS Tell me you are still in Derelik, ill come visit u, promise :)



lol I'll be up there later today :)

Tell your Trium buddies about how you tore down you 3 pos which I was torp bomber spam attack emailed , that must have annoyed yous Big smile

http://i.imgur.com/ImdhcRH.png How Yous sent 4 Idiots after me on your own turf in a deadend one gate system and still you dropped the ball !! You and your friends aren't really cut out for WAR !!

You started it and I intend to Finish it , in my own time obviously Pirate Buy a comfortable puter chair as Greek Salad will shortly be back on the menu boys !!

Yous could of course refit a rattler instead of a shuttle this time , but your pride !! muha ha haShocked



Ok Potteebee, i guess u need some content in this game, would never send idiots to hunt down another idiot, too much idiocy, but sure, go ahead, throw away pampering money, ppl need U.
Eugene Kerner
TunDraGon
Goonswarm Federation
#56 - 2014-09-24 13:37:03 UTC
I like this thread.

TunDraGon is recruiting! "Also, your boobs [:o] "   CCP Eterne, 2012 "When in doubt...make a diȼk joke." Robin Williams - RIP

Pottebee
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#57 - 2014-09-24 14:35:05 UTC
Well Triumvirate went down to Derelik
They was lookin' for a Ship to 5v1
As they were in a bind 'cause they were way behind
And were willin' to make a War

When they came across this solo trader
Killing Mordu in a Besieged site and doing it hot
And Triumvirate jumped up on Faspera station
And said, "Potte, let me tell you what"

"You probably didn't know it
But I'm a Eve fiddler too
And if you care to take a dare
I'll just make a bet with you"

"Now you play a pretty good fiddle, Potte
But give the Triumvirate his due
I'll bet a SHIP of gold against your soul
I think our 5v1 is better than you"

The Solo Trader said, "My name's Potte
And it might be a sin
But I'm gonna take your bet, you're gonna regret
I'm the best Marketeer there's ever been"

Potte you rosin up your bow and play your fiddle hard
'Cause hell's broke loose in Derelik and Triumvirate deals the cards
And if you win you get this shiny SHIP made of gold
But if you lose Triumvirate and Darknesss gets your soul

Triumvirate opened up there case
And said, "We'll start this show"
And fire flew from there hot drop fingertips
As they rosined up there bow

And then they pulled bow across the strings
And it made an evil hiss
And a band of demons (symbolic.)joined in
And it sounded something like this

When the Triumvirate finished
Potte said, "Well you're pretty good at 5v1
But you just sit down in that chair right there
I'm gonna show you how this stuff's done"

Fire on the mountain, run boys, run
The Devil's in the House of the Rising Sun
Chicken in the bread pan pickin' at dough
Granny does your dog bite? No child, no

Well that old sloth of a giant Triumvirate bowed there head
Because they knew that they'd been war deccd till 2015
And they delivered that Refitted Rattler and Bhaalgorn
Down at Gamis station at Potte's feet


Potte played,
'Fire on the Mountain', run boys, run
The Devil's in the House of the Rising Sun
Chicken in the bread pan pickin' at dough
Granny does your dog bite? No child, nooooooooooooooooooo
HerrBert
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#58 - 2014-09-24 14:57:03 UTC
I shall return in February after I finished collecting 1 Million Wood in Arche Age and stole all of Nevets Potatoes...

Community-Challenge: Make Jack Miton sing a Duett with me. http://www.youtube.com/user/HerrBertism Jibbychiggawooooow - CSM 9 Corbexx

StarFleetCommander
V0LTA
WE FORM V0LTA
#59 - 2014-09-24 14:57:21 UTC
0SHT
Theronth Valarax
V0LTA
WE FORM V0LTA
#60 - 2014-09-24 14:58:34 UTC
Teflon Goblin, it's official now