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Claudia Osyn
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#121 - 2014-09-16 03:12:59 UTC
Diana Kim wrote:
Aldrith Shutaq wrote:
What in Molok's breeches is going on in here?

Old tales of ancient evils and prehistoric sea monsters.

And Space Dragon teat milk vodka.

A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go.
Average Space Elf
Praise Coleslaw
#122 - 2014-09-16 06:00:46 UTC
Aldrith Shutaq wrote:
What in Molok's breeches is going on in here?


Ah, "Molok", as you call him, was a rather silly elf. Got a little too involved with his little pet project, it seems. We warned him, you know, we really did.

It's good to see he's still recognized for his breeches, though. His elf-steeze was unassailable.
Average Space Elf
Praise Coleslaw
#123 - 2014-09-16 06:01:55 UTC
Makoto Priano wrote:
Captain Shutaq, it's best just to walk away.

Walk away while you still can.


Do the exact opposite of what your fellow spaceman is telling you to do! Sit down! Stand if you prefer! Have this space elf space wine, it's really quite yummy and good to drink!
Average Space Elf
Praise Coleslaw
#124 - 2014-09-16 06:03:33 UTC
Talas Dir wrote:
I told everyone that space elves existed, but no one believed me. See, I'm right. Mindflood abuse does boost your mental abilities.


You'll have to talk to Shady Space Elf if you want some of that. If you manage to find him (I'm pretty sure he hangs out with Secret Space Elf), remind him that he owes me money. What?
Average Space Elf
Praise Coleslaw
#125 - 2014-09-16 06:06:55 UTC
Jinari Otsito wrote:
I don't know... those eyebrows, those delicate cheekbones...

Shutaq just might have some elf in him.


For some reason, spacemen fixate on secondary elfin traits. Spaceman Shatuq is 0% elf. What?
Mika Firestorm
Your Friendly Neighborhood Logistics
#126 - 2014-09-16 17:23:23 UTC
I think without blue pill I won't be able to understand all this.

State the nature of your medical emergency
Shalinea Vyvorant
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#127 - 2014-09-18 21:20:31 UTC
I thought I saw a space elf once but it was only an asteroid that Looked like a space elf!

Shali
Average Space Elf
Praise Coleslaw
#128 - 2014-09-18 22:27:05 UTC
Mika Firestorm wrote:
I think without blue pill I won't be able to understand all this.


Is the comprehension of the Spacemans truly so limited? The answers to the simple riddles are readily apparent and, indeed, incarnate.
Average Space Elf
Praise Coleslaw
#129 - 2014-09-18 22:28:16 UTC
Shalinea Vyvorant wrote:
I thought I saw a space elf once but it was only an asteroid that Looked like a space elf!

Shali


An asteroid that exhibited Elfsight, Elfin Forests, and Elfin Poetry? Please, for the love of all things good and Elfin, tell me where you saw this glorious spacerock!
Priscilla Project
Doomheim
#130 - 2014-09-23 13:39:09 UTC
Would there be interest in custom made ... uhm ...
... *scratches head, wondering* ...
... long green clothes, pointy ears and wings?
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Average Space Elf
Praise Coleslaw
#131 - 2014-09-26 04:55:38 UTC
Priscilla Project wrote:
Would there be interest in custom made ... uhm ...
... *scratches head, wondering* ...
... long green clothes, pointy ears and wings?


Only if we're trying to scare the space children. Straight
Priscilla Project
Doomheim
#132 - 2014-09-26 10:56:56 UTC
Average Space Elf wrote:
Priscilla Project wrote:
Would there be interest in custom made ... uhm ...
... *scratches head, wondering* ...
... long green clothes, pointy ears and wings?


Only if we're trying to scare the space children. Straight

Oh.

Hm.

Well, I was simply offering you themed clothes ...
... but now I guess that's a bad idea.....
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Average Space Elf
Praise Coleslaw
#133 - 2014-09-27 00:47:12 UTC
Priscilla Project wrote:
Average Space Elf wrote:
Priscilla Project wrote:
Would there be interest in custom made ... uhm ...
... *scratches head, wondering* ...
... long green clothes, pointy ears and wings?


Only if we're trying to scare the space children. Straight

Oh.

Hm.

Well, I was simply offering you themed clothes ...
... but now I guess that's a bad idea.....


You offered me the clothes of my irretrievably unfashionable space "cousins" (ick), spaceman. I know your heart is in the right place, though, so have some space elf space wine with me. Smile
Priscilla Project
Doomheim
#134 - 2014-09-27 07:04:18 UTC
Oh I'd love to, but alcohol makes me all cloudy in my brain.
How about vherokior tea with honey? ^_^

Anyhow, if you want any themed clothes, I'm the person to ask. (:

Next on the list now is a proper hat for a certain caldari militia officer......
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Zecthah Trees'ent
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#135 - 2014-10-11 07:00:17 UTC
Rodj Blake wrote:
Average Space Elf wrote:
Rodj Blake wrote:
I must confess that my knowledge of elfs isn't great, but aren't they meant to be servants of the Deceiver?

And also, aren't they meant to have pointy ears so that we can tell them apart from proper people? Where are your pointy ears?



You're thinking of space elves. WE DO NOT SPEAK OF THE SPACE ELVES.


If space elfs are different from space elves, then could you please let me know what the singular of elves is?



Would a group of female elves be called shelves?

Seriously though, I'm torn between asking for some of the drugs this guy must be on and simply saying 'what?' and backing away slowly.
Average Space Elf
Praise Coleslaw
#136 - 2014-10-11 11:06:54 UTC
Be untorn! Or, if you must be torn, untear yourself and have a drink. Contemplate, if you must, with us!

No idea what female elves call themselves.

Female elfs call themselfs "elfs", if they call themselfs at all.
Zecthah Trees'ent
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#137 - 2014-10-11 11:45:31 UTC
Average Space Elf wrote:
Be untorn! Or, if you must be torn, untear yourself and have a drink. Contemplate, if you must, with us!

No idea what female elves call themselves.

Female elfs call themselfs "elfs", if they call themselfs at all.


Oh come on, that was at least a little funny. Or I'm sleep deprived. Definitely one or the other.
Alabath Schmidt
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#138 - 2014-10-11 18:32:42 UTC
Katrina Oniseki wrote:
Pretty sure my wife has some elf ear attachments from last month's "roleplaying". She wanted to be the innocent elfin maiden, and I was the evil (yet ultimately vulnerable) bad elf intent on seducing her.

Ahh, good times were had indeed.

... what? It's a Gallentean thing. Spices up the home life.

Don't judge me.


I can confirm, this is a Gallentean thing.

If you judge, it's racist.
Mika Firestorm
Your Friendly Neighborhood Logistics
#139 - 2014-10-11 19:30:39 UTC
Alabath Schmidt wrote:
Katrina Oniseki wrote:
Pretty sure my wife has some elf ear attachments from last month's "roleplaying". She wanted to be the innocent elfin maiden, and I was the evil (yet ultimately vulnerable) bad elf intent on seducing her.

Ahh, good times were had indeed.

... what? It's a Gallentean thing. Spices up the home life.

Don't judge me.


I can confirm, this is a Gallentean thing.

If you judge, it's racist.

I believe it is your... second post here, right, Ms. Schmidt?
And every time you just start trolling Caldari with no apparent reason.
Quite interesting introduction, I have to say.

You had one job...

State the nature of your medical emergency
992
#140 - 2014-10-14 05:45:23 UTC


Do elfs like their ears to be rubbed?


Would it please you to know that I'm quite good at massaging ears? (not offering, ofc)

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