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What would you say if you woke up to the Avatar above you in your bed?
Today - The Power of Two Tomorrow - 2 Hulks and an Orca
Cynter's Law of feature suggestion: Thou shalt not suggest NPCs do something players could do instead.
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Play with the best - die like the rest
The pie is a tautology
Holy Satanic Christ! This is a Goddamn Signature!
Don't consider chocolate as a substitute of sex, consider it as a different pleasure... ...but that won't prevent you from being a pervert
If you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all...