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Wormhole Thief's strike again!
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XY1983
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#1 - 2011-12-11 23:39:38 UTC
As what can be described as one of the most cunning acts of theft ever in Eve's history; CAAN0N / The Corrupted stole a staggering 1.5 bil isk worth of ships and mods (about 63 USD). Then this link was sent to all corp members http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/9369/dundogood.jpg breaking the spirit of the entire corp, we all drank the kowl-aid, and took the POD express back to Amarr.


So, in summary; "CAAN0N" and "The Corrupted" (same dudes) beware.




Love Peace and give me back Lucy, my lucky exotic dancer, I feel so alone!
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#2 - 2011-12-11 23:49:21 UTC
Who's Wormhole Thief and what's his strike again?

"Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff 

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Captain Nathaniel Butler
The White Company
#3 - 2011-12-11 23:57:15 UTC
What corp would be stupid enough to employ someone called "Wormhole Thief" anyway?

Lady Spank for C&P moderator.
XY1983
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#4 - 2011-12-12 00:03:14 UTC
Every time you miss read my post a butterfly commits suicide. - 'cause it goes without saying that we can't turn him loose. He'd report us at once to some kind of outback Nazi law enforcement agency and they'll run us down like dogs. Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?
Lady Spank
Get Out Nasty Face
#5 - 2011-12-12 00:08:22 UTC
Well that clears up Wormhole Thief, but whats all this about a Miss Read now?

(ಠ_ృ) ~ It Takes a Million Years to Become Diamonds So Lets Just Burn Like Coal Until the Sky's Black ~ (ಠ_ృ)
XY1983
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#6 - 2011-12-12 00:13:48 UTC
"Oh bliss, bliss and heaven... Oh, it was gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh... And then, a bird of rarest-spun heaven metal, or like silvery wine flowing in a spaceship, gravity all nonsense now... I knew such lovely pictures"
CAAN0N
ElitistOps
Deepwater Hooligans
#7 - 2011-12-12 00:16:46 UTC
I would like to contest these charges on the grounds that I didn't do this. why are you trying to make me into some kind of scape goat?
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#8 - 2011-12-12 00:29:46 UTC
What the hell's kowl-aid?

"Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff 

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XY1983
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#9 - 2011-12-12 00:35:45 UTC
Always happy to help, what is kowl-aid you ask, well its a generic brand of kool-aid, originally a Kraftbrand's product. Its a beverage that the whole family can enjoy. "Kool Your Day, OH YEAH"
Lady Spank
Get Out Nasty Face
#10 - 2011-12-12 00:41:18 UTC
Cowl-Aid is a traditional Amarr delicacy.

(ಠ_ృ) ~ It Takes a Million Years to Become Diamonds So Lets Just Burn Like Coal Until the Sky's Black ~ (ಠ_ృ)
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#11 - 2011-12-12 00:54:51 UTC
XY1983 wrote:
Always happy to help, what is kowl-aid you ask, well its a generic brand of kool-aid, originally a Kraftbrand's product. Its a beverage that the whole family can enjoy. "Kool Your Day, OH YEAH"


Does it also have a wall crushing mascot?

"Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff 

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Minigin
Bump Force Trauma
WE FORM VOLTRON
#12 - 2011-12-12 01:00:39 UTC
i happen to know caan0n very well and you sir ar obviously a liar.

caan0n is a man of impecble character and he would never associate himself with 'the corrupted' or any other satanic entity.



repent your sins now. jesus is love.
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#13 - 2011-12-12 01:02:09 UTC
Minigin wrote:
i happen to know caan0n very well and you sir ar obviously a liar.

caan0n is a man of impecble character and he would never associate himself with 'the corrupted' or any other satanic entity.



repent your sins now. jesus is love.


You know it's true because someone else said it

"Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff 

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Iam Widdershins
Project Nemesis
#14 - 2011-12-12 01:21:00 UTC
CAAN0N is a shining angel of trustworthiness and honesty.

I once mined Technetium with him. True story.

I once asked him for his faction Vindicator as collateral against the command ship he was also giving me, so that I could fit it with the T2 rig that he gave me as well. He obliged, I fitted the rig, and returned both. He is as innocent as a lamb and twice as harmless.

The Corrupted sounds like a real ******* and I can hardly imagine how they could be the same person. Your accusations are base, cruel, and unfounded, and it hurts me deeply that you would take out your own frustrations on a boy who doesn't even know enough about the game yet to know that you shouldn't fly a shield fit Vigilant with Slaves.

Lobbying for your right to delete your signature
Otocinclus
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#15 - 2011-12-12 01:23:18 UTC
Caan0n and I once made passionate love to each other, and he called me in the morning. True story.
XY1983
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#16 - 2011-12-12 01:24:26 UTC
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ak9QOYTlGDQ bro lol, i don't doubt your friendship, hey, is that you in the fleet window?
Iam Widdershins
Project Nemesis
#17 - 2011-12-12 01:26:00 UTC
XY1983 wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ak9QOYTlGDQ bro lol, i don't doubt your friendship, hey, is that you in the fleet window?

That is indeed me. You can hear Caan0n's voice in the background. His snow-white innocence shines through like a beacon. That is the voice of a man who wouldn't steal an envelope from an ATM.

Lobbying for your right to delete your signature
CAAN0N
ElitistOps
Deepwater Hooligans
#18 - 2011-12-12 01:30:14 UTC
In home town I am also well known for helping old people cross the street.
veshna wildsun
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#19 - 2011-12-12 01:36:26 UTC
I for one am tired of people being slandered and maligned with no reasonable evidence. If you have ever asked yourself how the Nazis came to power, this is it.
Alara IonStorm
#20 - 2011-12-12 01:37:51 UTC
CAAN0N wrote:
In home town I am also well known for helping old people cross the street.

I am just goin to say it.

CAAN0N for Sainthood.

I will call the Vatican.
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