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Tek Stalker
Rapid Withdrawal
Pen Is Out
#21 - 2014-08-01 03:09:33 UTC
Well hello Mister Fancypants. Well, I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things, right now: Jack and ****... and Jack left town.

Recruiting Open!
Tek Stalker
Rapid Withdrawal
Pen Is Out
#22 - 2014-08-02 04:32:41 UTC
Harness in the good energy, block out the bad. Harness. Energy. Block. Bad. It's like a carousel. You put the quarter in, you get on the horse, it goes up and down, and around. Circular, circle. Feel it. Go with the flow.

Recruiting Open!
Raj Anthronin
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#23 - 2014-08-02 05:05:17 UTC
What time zone is the bulk of your players?
Tek Stalker
Rapid Withdrawal
Pen Is Out
#24 - 2014-08-02 22:48:34 UTC
There's something out there waiting for us, and it ain't no man. We're all gonna die.

Recruiting Open!
Tek Stalker
Rapid Withdrawal
Pen Is Out
#25 - 2014-08-08 03:11:08 UTC
You might recognize this song as performed by Jefferson Airplane, in a little rockumentary called "Gimme Shelter," about the Rolling Stones and their nightmare at Altamont. That night the Oakland chapter of the Hell's Angels had their way. Tonight, it's my turn.

Recruiting Open!
Tek Stalker
Rapid Withdrawal
Pen Is Out
#26 - 2014-08-10 22:52:43 UTC
You have bad breath caused by gingivitis. You couldn't get a porn star off. Your hairpiece looks like something that was killed crossing the highway. I don't know whether to comb it or scrape it off with a shovel and bury it alive. Loser! Idiot! Wimp! Degenerate!

Recruiting Open
Tek Stalker
Rapid Withdrawal
Pen Is Out
#27 - 2014-09-08 19:26:25 UTC
Ever notice how you come across somebody once in a while you shouldn't have ****** with? That's me.

Needs = FC's during EU and US TZ's (Need a few more)
Needs = Experienced PVP pilots that want to kill 24/7

Recruiting Open!
Tek Stalker
Rapid Withdrawal
Pen Is Out
#28 - 2014-09-11 02:13:35 UTC
Well, that one in the center: he had a flap holster and he was in no itchin' hurry. And the one second from the left: he had scared eyes, he wasn't gonna do nothin'. But that one on the far left: he had crazy eyes. Figured him to make the first move.

Need = FC's both US and EU timezones.
Always Needs = Blood Thirsty Killers
Tek Stalker
Rapid Withdrawal
Pen Is Out
#29 - 2014-09-14 14:27:35 UTC
Tom Ace. Pleasure to meet you Sir and may I congradulate you on all your success... you smell TEREFFIC! I was just telling Melissa that one of the first things we learned back at... Stanford Law... was the modern proliferation of food poisoning claims against wealthy, private homeowners. In fact, if one were so inclined, one could make quite a lucrative law practice on little else. How is everyone feeling tonight?

Recruiting Open!
Tek Stalker
Rapid Withdrawal
Pen Is Out
#30 - 2014-09-20 22:00:02 UTC
Being an actor's no different than being a rugby player or construction worker, save for the fact that my tools are the mechanisms which trigger human emotion.

Recruiting Open!

Need = Small Gang FC's
Need = Blood Thirsty PvP Pilots
Need = Ability to have fun at all times!
Tek Stalker
Rapid Withdrawal
Pen Is Out
#31 - 2014-09-21 23:53:27 UTC
Yes, a workaholic; the urine stain on your pants would signify that you're a single shake man, far too busy for the follow-up jiggle.

Recruit is Open

Needs = Small Gang FC's
Tek Stalker
Rapid Withdrawal
Pen Is Out
#32 - 2014-09-25 19:20:54 UTC
Richard! Were you watching, "Spank-tra-vision?" Maybe you were watching a movie with that funny comedian! Oh, whats his name? Buddy... Whackett?

Recruiting Open

Need = Small Gang FC's EU/US timezone
No Needed = High Drama Pilots
Tek Stalker
Rapid Withdrawal
Pen Is Out
#33 - 2014-09-27 02:22:59 UTC
Nothing! Because if I take it to small claims court, it will just drain 8 hours out of my life and you probably won't show up and even if I got the judgment you'd just stiff me anyway; so what I am going to do is **** and moan like an impotent jerk, and then bend over and take it up the tailpipe!

Recruiting Open!

Need = EU FC
Need = Blood Thristy Pilots
Not Needed = High Drama Pilots
Tek Stalker
Rapid Withdrawal
Pen Is Out
#34 - 2014-09-27 20:18:52 UTC
Wait a second, let's recap. Last night, we lost my car, we accepted stolen money from a transsexual stripper, and now some space nerds want us to find something we can't pronounce. I hate to say it, Chester, but maybe we need to cut back on the shibbying.

Recruiting Open
Tek Stalker
Rapid Withdrawal
Pen Is Out
#35 - 2014-09-30 02:53:03 UTC
Littering and smoking the reefer. Now to teach you boys a lesson, me and officer Rabbit are going to stand here while you three smoke the whole bag.

Recruiting Open!
Tek Stalker
Rapid Withdrawal
Pen Is Out
#36 - 2014-10-05 22:49:43 UTC
Everybody panic! Oh my God, there's a bear loose in the coliseum! There will be no refunds! Your refund will be escaping this deathtrap with your life! If you have a small child, use it as a shield! They love the tender meat! Cover your sodas! Dewie loves sugar!

Recruiting Open!
Tek Stalker
Rapid Withdrawal
Pen Is Out
#37 - 2014-10-08 06:56:05 UTC
Just what do you consider going too far? Isn't forcible **** in broad daylight a misdemeanor in this town?

Recruiting Open!
Tek Stalker
Rapid Withdrawal
Pen Is Out
#38 - 2014-10-13 03:58:32 UTC
Bulletproof cup, huh? I invented this gag, Rabbit. Only in my day, the rookie got naked.

And we also used blanks. You're a sick ************, Mac.

Recruiting Open!

Need = EU FC's
Need = Angry Pilots!
Tek Stalker
Rapid Withdrawal
Pen Is Out
#39 - 2014-10-14 02:00:54 UTC
Littering and smoking the reefer. Now to teach you boys a lesson, me and officer Rabbit are going to stand here while you three smoke the whole bag.

Recruiting Open!

Need = EU FC's
Need = Blood Thirsty Pilots!
Tek Stalker
Rapid Withdrawal
Pen Is Out
#40 - 2014-11-01 21:36:06 UTC
This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill - you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes.

Recruiting Open

PvP Goodness