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Ivan Joukov
Soviet System
#21 - 2011-12-11 11:14:59 UTC
"I'm in space, I can do everything, fighting, trading, there are thousands of human players in the same galaxy with me, I can meet them all around a stargate or at a station exit. Anyway actually I'm just chatting. Yeah and I spin my ship."

 Davai!

Aine Morchet
Beautiful Space
#22 - 2011-12-11 12:27:57 UTC
"If you really think about it, isn't life just a big spreadsheet?

I just blew your mind didn't I."
Doc Severide
Doomheim
#23 - 2011-12-11 12:45:17 UTC
Keat0n wrote:
What do you tell people when they see you playing EVE, and they ask what its about? I've run into this constantly where i'll be playing and i'll have people ask me "well what's the point? what are you doing right now? why?" I usually tell them its too complicated for me to explain or that the point is just to blow stuff up. Anyone else come up with a different, wittier response? Big smile

Since I only play at home in my locked house if anyone asked me my first question would be "Did you break in here to violate me? The anal lube is on the desk."
Apollo Gabriel
Kill'em all. Let Bob sort'em out.
Ushra'Khan
#24 - 2011-12-11 13:32:06 UTC
I tell them shhh ...I'm hunting rabbits
Always ... Never ... Forget to check your references.   Peace out Zulu! Hope you land well!
Long John Silver
Doomheim
#25 - 2011-12-11 14:55:56 UTC
No-one else knows that I play EVE, so the problem doesn't arise.

**Long John Silver **| Pirate Alt and Forum Troll.

Mara Rinn
Cosmic Goo Convertor
#26 - 2011-12-11 15:01:05 UTC
It's EVE online, a virtual world set in a dystopian future where capitalism is the only law, spaceship pilots are immortal, diplomacy matters, and trust is the most valuable asset that anyone can have. Essentially it's Capitalism & Gunship Diplomacy at its finest, set in the far future.

If you'd like to have a look, I can offer you a trial and some one on one instruction. The first month is free!
Jenshae Chiroptera
#27 - 2011-12-11 15:34:56 UTC
I have no one to tell about EVE. They all try to shut me up and don't want to hear about it. Cry

CCP - Building ant hills and magnifying glasses for fat kids

Not even once

EVE is becoming shallow and puerile; it will satisfy neither the veteran nor the "WoW" type crowd in the transition.

Emiko P'eng
#28 - 2011-12-11 16:00:57 UTC
I Say

EVE Online is the great, great, grandson of the BBC Micro 'Elite' game.

It is a sandbox game that allows you to build spaceships, space stations and allows you to explorer

Which instead of a universe full of NPC Pirates, EVE has a far meaner and nastier set, real players who can show the real depths of human depravity!

Which makes it a far greater challenge to overcome all the odds to survive and thrive!

Not a game for WoW kiddies, who are after instant gratification of their addiction to instant gratification Twisted
Karn Dulake
Doomheim
#29 - 2011-12-11 17:51:22 UTC
I dont have any friends in RL

My only friends are my agents and they sometimes say they are glad to see me :(

Sometimes im a sad panda.



EDIT

i once left my vent on and went shopping i came back with a friend and as i walked in it sounded like 50 Americans in my living room. When she said "what the hell is that". The only thing i could say was "Dont ask". I just could not expain it more
I dont normally troll, but when i do i do it on General Discussion.
Aqriue
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#30 - 2011-12-11 18:08:09 UTC
Its a game where you can be a **** if you like and have zero repercussions to your physical self while at the same time hurting someone else emotionally. Its the internet, win/win where you can feel ike the man Roll you want to be while suffering real life issues that you can in turn inflict on others.

Disclaimer: Not that I do it, but "tears" that so many thrive on for entertainment and lack of respect is just a general opinion I have of the EVE community.
Zarian Uphius
Adversity.
Psychotic Tendencies.
#31 - 2011-12-11 18:39:07 UTC
I just tell them it is the worst game I have ever played. And they usually stop asking questions then
Proteus Maximus
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#32 - 2011-12-11 18:46:03 UTC
I simply state I'm not playing it. I'm figuring out a way to destroy it.

If Goons were around when God said, "Let there be light" they'd have called the light gay, and plunged the universe back into darkness by squatting their nutsacks over it.

Brujo Loco
Brujeria Teologica
#33 - 2011-12-11 19:07:24 UTC
I have tried so many times to get people into eve and only a handful have even tried.

I usually entice them with words of hope, courage and empire building, try to compare it to Privateer for the old folk or Freelancer for the newish. I try to explain them how to do this or that, how my ship can do this or that, show them the eve promo videos, show them the novels, of all the eve authors (the less sucky is Tony and I have grown used to his style) and lend them said novels, explain to them the intricacies of the market, show them about the CSM and how they fly anybody without any real reason to Iceland, showed them the QEN (when it was available updated), proceed to detail the story behind the Amarr/Minmatarr and the Gallente/Caldari , the Jove, show them cool spin pics of ships in my hangar, tell them about the limited capabilites of PVE (which despite over 70% of people using it in their playerbase, they still neglect it) show them awesomeness of the Hotdroppin' and blob pvp of 100000000000232444 vs 1 , the detailed intricacies of gatecamping, how plex works, and usually after a while, of trying to explain I end up saying "Look, I DONT EVEN KNOW WHY I PLAY THIS"

"Just play it, if its for you, you'll see. Ill pimp you with a tier 2 or 3 T1 frig and a mill isk and roam in the world"

I usually never see them again after I give them the frig and the million isk. I remember I even bought a couple frig BPO's and researched them (and keep doing it after 2 years) to mass produce disposable frigs to give to all the newcomers I have invited.

Honestly, in my ubergeek experience, explaining eve is like playing tabletop RPGs . No matter what you say, people need to be seated in front of the gaming table/monitor and PLAY ... if you have a good group of people to do it, you will get hooked on D&D or WFRP or Dark Heresy or even EVE.

Explaining is sometimes such a moot endeavor. Useless, I think it's better to invite them, log in with them, give them a frig and fly around using Vent and explaining how things works when you in low sec and 10000304235025 people gank you both and then he/she/it will understand, if no one in lo sec (which is the norm), just go to goon territory, explosions will be had or Amamake for lulz. Man I miss Amamake.

Friend gets podded, sees how more or less what game is about and decides. I have had about 90% drop rate, with only 2 guys of all my invites staying longer than the trial. EVE is simply not for everybody, despite all the flashy stuff, ships and CLOTHES you want to introduce into this game.

I just have an alt for that single purpose, giving friends a frig and go together to get podded, thats how eve should be explained to everybody in the beginning.

If the newcomer can't stand the thought of losing a ship (remember to tell them the trip is just that a trip and react in shock when you are being targeted and ship violence ensues) AND losing it afterwards, then I proceed to explain more about industrials and mining. But I just focus on them being ganked and acting surprised at being targeted to make the experience more genuine for them.

That's just me tho, and my sub rate of accounts is pretty lame.

Probably there's a better way but honestly, I'm not bothering I feel this way is the more VISCERAL.

Inner Sayings of BrujoLoco: http://eve-files.com/sig/brujoloco

Corina Jarr
en Welle Shipping Inc.
#34 - 2011-12-11 19:43:28 UTC
I am an immortal pilot. I fly around in search of other immortal pilots to kill over and over again, in an unending cycle of destruction.


Sadly... only the first sentence in accurate... cause I fail at combat. But that is what I tell people.
Rykuss
KarmaFleet
Goonswarm Federation
#35 - 2011-12-11 19:48:31 UTC
I stopped trying to explain it to friends and offer them trials years ago. Now when they ask if I'm still playing, I tell them to STFU and stick to UO. Lol

You, too, can be a Solid Gold dancer.

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