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Mad Hatter's Tea Party
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Tilde Duchateau
The Vendunari
End of Life
#1 - 2014-09-16 12:27:09 UTC  |  Edited by: Tilde Duchateau
Come one, come all! This shall be the grandest tea party of the ages!

Tea party includes, but isn't limited to:

  • CATS ON MOTHER****ING UNICORNS.
  • DRAGONS. BIG RED DRAGONS.
  • FLUORESCENT YELLOW HIPPOS. DID I MENTION THEY'RE FLUORESCENT? BECAUSE THEY ARE.
  • FLESH LOCOMOTIVES. BASICALLY LOCOMOTIVES. MADE OF FLESH. THERE'S AN INNUENDO HERE SOMEWHERE.
  • HOT AIR BALLOONS. SUCH FUN.


So, tea party. Let's get this started.

Jackhammer subtlety. Bitches love cannons. This Is My Jam.
Derrick Miles
Death Rabbit Ky Oneida
#2 - 2014-09-16 12:34:54 UTC
Well. The entire world is falling to ruins and poor Cheshire's off his tea.
Mizhir
Devara Biotech
#3 - 2014-09-16 12:37:34 UTC
Where do I sign up?

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Tilde Duchateau
The Vendunari
End of Life
#4 - 2014-09-16 12:38:00 UTC
Oh no. Not poor Cheshire. Please, someone. Let him ride the pink unicorn.

Jackhammer subtlety. Bitches love cannons. This Is My Jam.
Tilde Duchateau
The Vendunari
End of Life
#5 - 2014-09-16 12:39:42 UTC
Mizhir wrote:
Where do I sign up?

Please, make yourself at home. *pulls chair for Mizzy to sit on*

Jackhammer subtlety. Bitches love cannons. This Is My Jam.
Derrick Miles
Death Rabbit Ky Oneida
#6 - 2014-09-16 12:40:10 UTC
He'll have to get in line. The pink unicorn has quite the queue. The flesh golem is free though.
Rain6637
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#7 - 2014-09-16 12:40:38 UTC  |  Edited by: Rain6637
Tea orders are currently Blueberry Passion Tea, in sizes that are: Pinkie, One hand, and Two hands.

(mad hatter went to Starbucks recently and was amazed at the selection of serving sizes that made sense for all the right reasons)

Blueberry Passion is Cheshire Cat's latest harvest of the herbs and plants grown under his tree

the nature of the effects are... you will perceive each other in a different way.

Cheshire Cat was a dragon, I was a unicorn, Tilde was Slash..

Sib flew around with Scip and saw sights such as half dome, the horseshoe bend, and firefall

(PS: Cheshire Cat appears as a dragon with the blueberry passion tea. but he's nice)

Mr Hatter serves drinks, Cheshire Cat is available to answer questions

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President of the Commissar Kate Fanclub

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Pepper Swift
Perkone
Caldari State
#8 - 2014-09-16 12:41:38 UTC
Derp party.. count the pewngu in

What I need most.. is a day between Saturday and Sunday...

If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic
Rain6637
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#9 - 2014-09-16 12:41:57 UTC  |  Edited by: Rain6637
Tilde Duchateau wrote:
Mizhir wrote:
Where do I sign up?

Please, make yourself at home. *pulls chair for Mizzy to sit on*

"Mr hatter, can you pour a two hands blueberry passion tea on ice for Mizhir?"

miz, he'll be right over, i ordered you the equivalent of a venti :-)

make sure you tell people what they look like, after you drink your tea :-3

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Tilde Duchateau
The Vendunari
End of Life
#10 - 2014-09-16 12:42:26 UTC
I personally recommend the Pinkie size if you aren't accustomed to AMAZING tea. I must say, Cheshire's blend is simply exquisite.

Jackhammer subtlety. Bitches love cannons. This Is My Jam.
Rain6637
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#11 - 2014-09-16 12:47:27 UTC
Tilde Duchateau
The Vendunari
End of Life
#12 - 2014-09-16 12:50:13 UTC
My dear, that's because you are AMAZING.

Speaking of which, I do need a refill for my cup. Where is that Hatter off to?

Jackhammer subtlety. Bitches love cannons. This Is My Jam.
Derrick Miles
Death Rabbit Ky Oneida
#13 - 2014-09-16 12:58:22 UTC
I'd like a cup of tea with the most crazy you have in it.

You know, my regular.
Rain6637
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#14 - 2014-09-16 13:04:43 UTC
Tilde Duchateau
The Vendunari
End of Life
#15 - 2014-09-16 13:12:20 UTC
Oooh, this is good. I'm starting to feel it. Rain, did you turn into a mermaid with legs again?

Jackhammer subtlety. Bitches love cannons. This Is My Jam.
Commissar Kate
Kesukka
#16 - 2014-09-16 13:13:03 UTC
Derrick Miles wrote:
I'd like a cup of tea with the most crazy you have in it.

You know, my regular.


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Rain6637 wrote:
HATTER SIR PLEASE BRING US MORE TWO HANDS BLUEBERRY PASSIONS



β•Ÿβ•©β•‘β•€β”΄β•£β•?

-k8

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Rain6637
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#17 - 2014-09-16 13:16:21 UTC
I dunno, tilde, am I mermaid-y??

*raises her legs in unison as if waving a flipper

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Tilde Duchateau
The Vendunari
End of Life
#18 - 2014-09-16 13:21:24 UTC
Yes, 7. You are the prettiest, leggiest mermaid I've ever seen.

Jackhammer subtlety. Bitches love cannons. This Is My Jam.
Sivney Quincannon
#19 - 2014-09-16 13:23:03 UTC

Amg! This is the best thread ever with the bestest title ever!

Why is a raven like a writing desk?
Scipio Artelius
Weaponised Vegemite
Flying Dangerous
#20 - 2014-09-16 13:31:39 UTC
Last time I remember, I think I was floating somewhere over Yosemite.

View is quite good, but I think I need some tea.
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