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Cruel joke from CCP (not a rant :))

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Antihrist Pripravnik
Cultural Enrichment and Synergy of Diversity
Stain Neurodiverse Democracy
#1 - 2014-09-15 14:33:01 UTC
I recently had one of those "What the hell is going on" moments in the game. I had some stuff in Illuin that I wanted to pick up for a while. I was trying to remind myself to do it every time I log in to the game for a couple of days until I wasn't feeling lazy enough to delay it for next time.

Anyway, I decided to log in specifically to pick the stuff up. So, I typed Iluin in the search, clicked set destination and off I was, traveling semi afk (just jumping manually) while reading the forums. I've entered the destination system and the weirdest thing happened.

Usually when I arrive in a system where I have to pick up something, I just open the Assets window and dock in whichever the station is listed in the "Solar system" tab. There was no station listed there.

I thought, OK... that's strange. Went to the "All items" window just to confirm and there it was - Illuin with listed items that are supposed to be there. Right click... no "Dock"... just "Set destination"Ugh

So, OK... it must be a bug. Lets see if I can find it in the overview.... Nope... no stations there!?

Ok, my overview got bugged, "obviously". I'm opening my overview settings and looking for stations. They sure are checked.

The next step... open the system info to find a station there. It's Iluin... check... it's Metropolis region... check... scroll down to celestial list to find stations... nope. There were no stations in this system at all. I was starting to become a bit worried for my mental health at this point.

I typed Iluin, set destination to Iluin, arrived at Iluin, but I was not in Iluin? Twilight Zone moment already kicked in a minute or two ago and it was quickly turning into "This is getting weirder and weirder" situation Johnny Bravo style.

I've finally opened Dotlan looked at the connecting gates and found out that I ended up in ILUIN and that my destination system should have been ILLUIN from the beginning.



It might not be the most entertaining story on the forums, but after what I've experienced there for a couple of minutes I just felt the need to share it with someone.
Solecist Project
#2 - 2014-09-15 14:35:00 UTC
There's Dodixie and Odixie too ...

... weird, but I like it.



Good post, btw. (:

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Jenn aSide
Soul Machines
The Initiative.
#3 - 2014-09-15 14:35:45 UTC
Antihrist Pripravnik wrote:
I recently had one of those "What the hell is going on" moments in the game. I had some stuff in Illuin that I wanted to pick up for a while. I was trying to remind myself to do it every time I log in to the game for a couple of days until I wasn't feeling lazy enough to delay it for next time.

Anyway, I decided to log in specifically to pick the stuff up. So, I typed Iluin in the search, clicked set destination and off I was, traveling semi afk (just jumping manually) while reading the forums. I've entered the destination system and the weirdest thing happened.

Usually when I arrive in a system where I have to pick up something, I just open the Assets window and dock in whichever the station is listed in the "Solar system" tab. There was no station listed there.

I thought, OK... that's strange. Went to the "All items" window just to confirm and there it was - Illuin with listed items that are supposed to be there. Right click... no "Dock"... just "Set destination"Ugh

So, OK... it must be a bug. Lets see if I can find it in the overview.... Nope... no stations there!?

Ok, my overview got bugged, "obviously". I'm opening my overview settings and looking for stations. They sure are checked.

The next step... open the system info to find a station there. It's Iluin... check... it's Metropolis region... check... scroll down to celestial list to find stations... nope. There were no stations in this system at all. I was starting to become a bit worried for my mental health at this point.

I typed Iluin, set destination to Iluin, arrived at Iluin, but I was not in Iluin? Twilight Zone moment already kicked in a minute or two ago and it was quickly turning into "This is getting weirder and weirder" situation Johnny Bravo style.

I've finally opened Dotlan looked at the connecting gates and found out that I ended up in ILUIN and that my destination system should have been ILLUIN from the beginning.



It might not be the most entertaining story on the forums, but after what I've experienced there for a couple of minutes I just felt the need to share it with someone.


You know you can set destination from the assets tab right?
Doc Fury
Furious Enterprises
#4 - 2014-09-15 14:35:51 UTC
In a harsh universe, spelling is everything.

There's a million angry citizens looking down their tubes..at me.

Antihrist Pripravnik
Cultural Enrichment and Synergy of Diversity
Stain Neurodiverse Democracy
#5 - 2014-09-15 14:38:41 UTC  |  Edited by: Antihrist Pripravnik
Jenn aSide wrote:

You know you can set destination from the assets tab right?

Having multiple pages of items listed in the assets window, it's faster for me to just type the system name than to scroll and search for it in the list Smile

edit: plus I'm a creature of habit.
Caviar Liberta
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#6 - 2014-09-15 14:39:03 UTC  |  Edited by: Caviar Liberta
Seems someone beat me the the assets window already. Then you might want to double check the system name before you start flying to it.
Jenn aSide
Soul Machines
The Initiative.
#7 - 2014-09-15 14:40:41 UTC
Antihrist Pripravnik wrote:
Jenn aSide wrote:

You know you can set destination from the assets tab right?

Having multiple pages of items listed in the assets window, it's faster for me to just type the system name than to scroll and search for it in the list Smile


Maybe you and I are looking at different asset windows or something. No way typing is easier than "right click, set destination".
Caviar Liberta
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#8 - 2014-09-15 14:42:48 UTC
Jenn aSide wrote:
Antihrist Pripravnik wrote:
Jenn aSide wrote:

You know you can set destination from the assets tab right?

Having multiple pages of items listed in the assets window, it's faster for me to just type the system name than to scroll and search for it in the list Smile


Maybe you and I are looking at different asset windows or something. No way typing is easier than "right click, set destination".


And the option to expand and collapse the items list in each system/station also.
Antihrist Pripravnik
Cultural Enrichment and Synergy of Diversity
Stain Neurodiverse Democracy
#9 - 2014-09-15 14:44:35 UTC
Jenn aSide wrote:
Antihrist Pripravnik wrote:
Jenn aSide wrote:

You know you can set destination from the assets tab right?

Having multiple pages of items listed in the assets window, it's faster for me to just type the system name than to scroll and search for it in the list Smile


Maybe you and I are looking at different asset windows or something. No way typing is easier than "right click, set destination".

Well, I'm not complaining Smile I could have set the destination when I found it in the Assets list during the "debugging" of my problem. But I'm a damn software engineer. I have to get to the bottom of the "bug" before using the first available solution.Lol
Jandice Ymladris
Aurora Arcology
#10 - 2014-09-15 15:23:27 UTC
Inaro & Inari are fun too Lol And they're close together! There's some more of those near-similar ones that can get you ending up somewhere else then your intended destination..

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CCP Falcon
#11 - 2014-09-15 15:36:20 UTC
[img]https://warosu.org/data/g/img/0431/15/1405890449975.gif[/img]

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cpu939
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#12 - 2014-09-15 15:41:59 UTC
so how many exttra jumps did you have to do?
Alphea Abbra
Project Promethion
#13 - 2014-09-15 15:50:25 UTC
CCP Falcon wrote:
[img]https://warosu.org/data/g/img/0431/15/1405890449975.gif[/img]
This is a cruel joke in and of itself due to the picture.
Falcon should be punished by having to eat white chocolate with hazel nuts.

That, or be subjected to the modern EVE Online recruitment process.
Antihrist Pripravnik
Cultural Enrichment and Synergy of Diversity
Stain Neurodiverse Democracy
#14 - 2014-09-15 16:01:45 UTC
cpu939 wrote:
so how many exttra jumps did you have to do?

Just eight Big smile
Makari Aeron
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#15 - 2014-09-15 16:31:04 UTC
And where I live, Providence, there's two systems that start with "TU", two systems that start with "AY", and two systems next to each other "R3" and "X-R3". Needless to say it's confusing for new players. I feel whoever decided on system names or created the generator for nullsec system names was a cruel, cruel individual.

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Ptraci
3 R Corporation
#16 - 2014-09-15 16:43:02 UTC
11+ years and they still haven't gotten the overview code right.
Nariya Kentaya
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#17 - 2014-09-15 17:18:25 UTC
CCP Falcon wrote:
[img]https://warosu.org/data/g/img/0431/15/1405890449975.gif[/img]

Theres a reason they stopped making movies with those horrible abominations.
Ranger 1
Ranger Corp
Vae. Victis.
#18 - 2014-09-15 18:07:57 UTC
Antihrist Pripravnik wrote:
Jenn aSide wrote:
Antihrist Pripravnik wrote:
Jenn aSide wrote:

You know you can set destination from the assets tab right?

Having multiple pages of items listed in the assets window, it's faster for me to just type the system name than to scroll and search for it in the list Smile


Maybe you and I are looking at different asset windows or something. No way typing is easier than "right click, set destination".

Well, I'm not complaining Smile I could have set the destination when I found it in the Assets list during the "debugging" of my problem. But I'm a damn software engineer. I have to get to the bottom of the "bug" before using the first available solution.Lol

Ahh, but often using the solution to the problem allows you to extrapolate the exact nature of the defect more quickly and precisely... thereby avoiding re-inventing the wheel (so-to-speak) in your troubleshooting process.

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Crumplecorn
Eve Cluster Explorations
#19 - 2014-09-15 18:20:27 UTC
Jenn aSide wrote:
You know you can set destination from the assets tab right?
Doing this too much has made me typing-averse.

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Wacktopia
Fleet-Up.com
Keep It Simple Software Group
#20 - 2014-09-15 18:24:00 UTC
Funny :)

Hey there are some cool names out there. Like there is this system called Poitot....

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