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Jihad for Hire
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Kali Fin
White SANDS SPACE
#1 - 2011-12-06 14:59:40 UTC  |  Edited by: Kali Fin
Miners getting you down? Are hulks raping your bestest asteroid friends? Does the sound of Ice Harvesters infuriate you to an unreasonable degree? Or are there just too many people in local? WELL, look no further.

NON MEA CULPA is now open for contracts for one of the oldest professions in EVE, Suicide Ganking. We will gank your frenemies, grief your rivals, or just pop those boring bots flying around your system.

We offer excellent prices. 20 million per T1 ship, 60 for T2 ships. No cheaper price to get rid of those crazy ol' care bears considering the prices of those cursed exhumers.

Tired of making gank alts that force you to stop your training time on your other toons? NO NEED TO FEAR! WE LOSE SEC STATUS FOR YOU! Have no fear. Our -10.0 pilots are experienced in the ways of the high sec gank.

Corp infiltration is also available upon request.

If interested, please contact Kali Fin.

I have schemed too long to be supplanted by dead gods. If I cannot have this world, no one can.
Felicia D'Arch
Doomheim
#2 - 2011-12-06 15:17:39 UTC
Mail sent.
Calzares
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#3 - 2011-12-07 13:56:15 UTC
So 20m to pop an Abaddon? 60m for a Marauder?
Austneal
Nero Fazione
#4 - 2011-12-07 14:18:48 UTC
Calzares wrote:
So 20m to pop an Abaddon? 60m for a Marauder?

I think he's talking about mining barges
Kali Fin
White SANDS SPACE
#5 - 2011-12-08 05:11:49 UTC
Calzares wrote:
So 20m to pop an Abaddon? 60m for a Marauder?


I could kill other things for you, but that'll cost you a war dec. lol

I have schemed too long to be supplanted by dead gods. If I cannot have this world, no one can.
takedoom
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#6 - 2011-12-10 21:41:12 UTC  |  Edited by: takedoom
Can you kill my ex wife for 20 mil? Also, just so I know you are legit I need kill board stats.

http://spinthatdamnship.ytmnd.com/
Officer Nyota Uhura
#7 - 2011-12-11 09:26:24 UTC
For 20 mil, can you kill my budding interest in LEGO blocks and 19-year old boys?
Luxi Daphiti
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#8 - 2011-12-11 11:06:24 UTC
Shouldn't it be 'Mujahid/Mujahideen for Hire'? Just saying. P (Free bump for justice)
Kali Fin
White SANDS SPACE
#9 - 2011-12-11 14:35:00 UTC
Luxi Daphiti wrote:
Shouldn't it be 'Mujahid/Mujahideen for Hire'? Just saying. P (Free bump for justice)


Indeed. Death to mining infidels.

Linkage to the kb: http://eve-kill.net/?a=pilot_detail&plt_id=936110

I have schemed too long to be supplanted by dead gods. If I cannot have this world, no one can.