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Best victory lines (a haven from the crap content on this front page)
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Ralph King-Griffin
New Eden Tech Support
#21 - 2014-09-14 17:49:45 UTC
the kill it forward mail is pretty standard for us, i had this particularly glorious one a while backPirate

Murderers of Negotiable Motivations

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Glathull
Warlock Assassins
#22 - 2014-09-14 18:48:15 UTC
I never win fights, so I don't have a thing that I say.

But if I ever do win, I'm totally going to be all, "f*** you, clown! How does it feel when my 22 billion ISK solo pvp battlemaurader tongue-punches your fart box?? Yeah? Did you like that? You want some more?"

Trust me, if I ever win a fight, it's going to be epic. Epic Clown Smaktalk.

I honestly feel like I just read fifty shades of dumb. --CCP Falcon
Solecist Project
#23 - 2014-09-14 19:36:03 UTC
The one I used last for bottomless dresses and tights,
my personal favourite ....


OP SUCCESS!!! \o/ :D


Not original, but I don't care.

Zerg.. haven't seen you in ages!

That ringing in your ears you're experiencing right now is the last gasping breathe of a dying inner ear as it got thoroughly PULVERISED by the point roaring over your head at supersonic speeds. - Tippia
ShahFluffers
Ice Fire Warriors
#24 - 2014-09-14 20:15:35 UTC  |  Edited by: ShahFluffers
When we win: "OP Success!!"

When we lose: "Cultural Victory!"

When there is neither a clear winner or loser (both in terms of holding the field and ISK-efficiency): "GF"

How did you Veterans start?
AkJon Ferguson
JC Ferguson and Son Ltd
Ferguson Alliance
#25 - 2014-09-14 20:31:02 UTC
Ralph King-Griffin
New Eden Tech Support
#26 - 2014-09-14 20:38:44 UTC
ShahFluffers wrote:
When we win: "OP Success!!"

When we lose: "Cultural Victory!"

When there is neither a clear winner or loser (both in terms of holding the field and ISK-efficiency): "GF"

Shamelessly stealing that bear ,
when camping a target in a station or pos http://whatgifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/funny-gifs-internet-food.gif
And/or
http://i.imgur.com/NotXI8N.gif

Murderers of Negotiable Motivations

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Crumplecorn
Eve Cluster Explorations
#27 - 2014-09-14 21:17:54 UTC
Glathull wrote:
Ctrl + v is an awfully terrible thing to have to type while you're getting your pod out.
I honestly never thought of holding a conversation, even so brief a one, using copypaste.

Witty Image - Stream

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Lugia3
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#28 - 2014-09-14 21:31:35 UTC
FOR THE KRUSTY KRAB

"CCP Dolan is full of shit." - CCP Bettik
Hiply Rustic
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#29 - 2014-09-14 21:54:23 UTC
Absolutely Not Analt wrote:
I pretend to be Canadian and type out "I'm sorry"



We only pretend to be sorry.

Consider that Canada is the country that foisted both Celine Dion and Justin Bieber off on the US. Trust me, we are not the least bit sorry.

Ralph King-Griffin wrote: "Eve deliberately excludes the stupid and the weak willied." EvE: Only the strong-willied need apply.
Grog Aftermath
Doomheim
#30 - 2014-09-14 22:06:28 UTC
I just find it amusing that you feel you have to gloat.
Yarda Black
The Black Redemption
#31 - 2014-09-14 22:16:19 UTC
I don't like people going "PEWNED" etc on me. I get worried that their mother will be on the doorstep when it goes the other way around. Demanding why I caused such emotional distress with their offspring.

My favorite local reference to my demise sofar came from a dude that sneaked up on me with a bunch of cloakie bombers friends:

"You've been hit by a smooth criminal"

Vyl Vit
#32 - 2014-09-15 00:17:10 UTC
And...how is this thread not "crap" (as you say)?

Paradise is like where you are right now, only much, much better.
Diamond Zerg
Taking Solo Away.
#33 - 2014-09-15 00:54:20 UTC
Vyl Vit wrote:
And...how is this thread not "crap" (as you say)?

Because it's fun and educational.
Hi.
Remiel Pollard
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#34 - 2014-09-15 03:44:27 UTC
Vyl Vit wrote:
And...how is this thread not "crap" (as you say)?


There's no such thing as a crap thread. At least, not until the cynics show up Roll

“Some capsuleers claim that ECM is 'dishonorable' and 'unfair'. Jam those ones first, and kill them last.” - Jirai 'Fatal' Laitanen, Pithum Nullifier Training Manual c. YC104
Sobaan Tali
Caldari Quick Reaction Force
#35 - 2014-09-15 04:38:55 UTC
SPAZ has some interesting lines. Not really victory lines per say, but they are fun non the less.

"The hull's been breached and the science is leaking out!"

"You actually made me **** my own blood!"

"That little **** actually took a swing at me...I'm gonna kick his ass!"

"The other day, while I was mining an asteroid, I boarded a derelict spacecraft and noticed there was **** all over the walls. So I got in my ship and got the hell out of there!"

"Just say no to cannibalism, dude. Zombies are REEEAAAL!"

"Tomahawks?"

"----in' A, right?"

"Trouble is, those things cost like a million and a half each."

"----, you pay me half that and I'll hump in some c4 and blow the ---- out of it my own damn self."
Jason Butte
#36 - 2014-09-15 04:50:18 UTC
I AM A SERIOUS MAN
Ilyana Nehla
Caldari Supply and Armament Inc.
#37 - 2014-09-15 05:42:32 UTC
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Infrequent
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#38 - 2014-09-15 11:45:51 UTC
Erufen Rito wrote:
I would [uncloak more bombers/cyno in reinforcements/triage my carrier], but by that point, you'll be torn to pieces.



Was that what I thought it was?
I Love Boobies
All Hail Boobies
#39 - 2014-09-15 12:36:07 UTC
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Wacktopia
Fleet-Up.com
Keep It Simple Software Group
#40 - 2014-09-15 13:13:13 UTC
I am fond of a good "huzzah".

Kitchen sink? Seriousy, get your ship together -  Fleet-Up.com
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