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Best victory lines (a haven from the crap content on this front page)
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Diamond Zerg
Taking Solo Away.
#1 - 2014-09-14 08:30:10 UTC  |  Edited by: Diamond Zerg
Greetings. So the mods frown upon forum meta discussion (first rule of the forum: don't talk about the forum?) but nevertheless I thought I'd try to create an island of enjoyable material amidst the sea of crap.

Do you have any good victory lines apart from the obvious "gf (good fight), wp (well played) and gg (good game)"?

I personally am fond of "OWNED (b word)!!!!", "REKT", and "GET DUNKED".
However, I am looking to expand my gloating horizons.
Hi.
Ria Nieyli
Nieyli Enterprises
SL33PERS
#2 - 2014-09-14 08:39:25 UTC
Diamond Zerg wrote:
Greetings. So the mods frown upon forum meta discussion (first rule of the forum: don't talk about the forum?) but nevertheless I thought I'd try to create an island of enjoyable material amidst the sea of crap.

Do you have any good victory lines apart from the obvious "gf (good fight), wp (well played) and gg (good game)"?

I personally am fond of "OWNED (b word)!!!!", "REKT", and "GET DUNKED".
However, I am looking to expand my gloating horizons.


Just send people this form

http://i.imgur.com/C1xIkS8.jpg
Sibyyl
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#3 - 2014-09-14 08:41:32 UTC

Apparently this sort of thing is no longer permissible in EVE. Or it is. Or I have no idea if it is or not.


Either way, if someone told me whether it was permissible or not, I might take every opportunity to abuse this information.. so I couldn't tell you either way.

Joffy Aulx-Gao for CSM. Fix links and OGB. Ban stabs from plexes. Fulfill karmic justice.
Yang Aurilen
State War Academy
Caldari State
#4 - 2014-09-14 08:55:10 UTC
One of mine:

Didn't want that ammo anyways.

Post with your NPC alt main and not your main main alt!
Unezka Turigahl
Det Som Engang Var
#5 - 2014-09-14 11:15:08 UTC
I tend to keep a cold silence. If they shout expletives at me in local or send me a nasty email, I copy and paste it into a note where it can be with he rest of my treasures.
Steppa Musana
Doomheim
#6 - 2014-09-14 11:18:09 UTC
Diamond Zerg wrote:
I personally am fond of "OWNED (b word)!!!!", "REKT", and "GET DUNKED".
However, I am looking to expand my gloating horizons.

Those are just terrible.

"The decommissioning of your vessel was of the utmost enjoyment"

Is more like it.

Hey guys.
Remiel Pollard
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#7 - 2014-09-14 11:50:58 UTC  |  Edited by: Remiel Pollard
I one-shot a ratting manticore I caught in a belt with a cynabal once. I didn't realise how squishy they were.

The first thought that came to mind when he exploded (so fast!) I just typed into local:

"A WILD CYNABAL APPEARS!".

He got his pod out and replied with:

"IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!!"

“Some capsuleers claim that ECM is 'dishonorable' and 'unfair'. Jam those ones first, and kill them last.” - Jirai 'Fatal' Laitanen, Pithum Nullifier Training Manual c. YC104
Derrick Miles
Death Rabbit Ky Oneida
#8 - 2014-09-14 12:05:56 UTC
Silence is golden.
Yourmoney Mywallet
Doomheim
#9 - 2014-09-14 12:08:13 UTC
read this in some Caldari missioning system once a long time ago:

victim: expletives! bad words! y u violence my boat!?
ninja: I just got me a new CNR. Someone has to pay for it, might as well be you.

made me chuckle
Benny Ohu
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#10 - 2014-09-14 12:09:39 UTC
one day i'll win a fight and i'll let you know
baltec1
Bat Country
Pandemic Horde
#11 - 2014-09-14 12:14:02 UTC
Never not Mega.
Aiwha
Infinite Point
Pandemic Horde
#12 - 2014-09-14 12:41:55 UTC
Amarr victor.


Is there anything else to post after any victory?

Sanity is fun leaving the body.
WASPY69
Xerum.
#13 - 2014-09-14 12:54:15 UTC
I'm gay.

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Crumplecorn
Eve Cluster Explorations
#14 - 2014-09-14 13:14:04 UTC
Victory lines pretty much have to top out at two letters if I want to be able to type them correctly just after PvP.

Witty Image - Stream

Not Liking this post hurts my RL feelings and will be considered harassment
Absolutely Not Analt
Carebears on Fire
#15 - 2014-09-14 13:34:14 UTC
I pretend to be Canadian and type out "I'm sorry"

Eve is a multi player game. And you are the content. - Ralph King-Griffin Being meh at two things is not better than being great at one. - Lugh Crow-Slave
Erufen Rito
The Dark Space Initiative
Scary Wormhole People
#16 - 2014-09-14 13:54:22 UTC
I would [uncloak more bombers/cyno in reinforcements/triage my carrier], but by that point, you'll be torn to pieces.

This is as nice as I get. Best quote ever https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=4137165#post4137165
Hiasa Kite
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#17 - 2014-09-14 14:16:46 UTC
Remiel Pollard wrote:
I one-shot a ratting manticore I caught in a belt with a cynabal once. I didn't realise how squishy they were.

The first thought that came to mind when he exploded (so fast!) I just typed into local:

"A WILD CYNABAL APPEARS!".

He got his pod out and replied with:

"IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!!"

Posts like this are the reason we should be able to 'like' more than once.

"Playing an MMO by yourself is like masturbating in the middle of an orgy." -Jonah Gravenstein
Remiel Pollard
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#18 - 2014-09-14 14:33:34 UTC  |  Edited by: Remiel Pollard
Hiasa Kite wrote:
Remiel Pollard wrote:
I one-shot a ratting manticore I caught in a belt with a cynabal once. I didn't realise how squishy they were.

The first thought that came to mind when he exploded (so fast!) I just typed into local:

"A WILD CYNABAL APPEARS!".

He got his pod out and replied with:

"IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!!"

Posts like this are the reason we should be able to 'like' more than once.


I've got another one I just remembered. On my KB, from some time back, there's a dude I killed in a Stratios in my Gnosis. He snuck up on me cloaked and I kid you not, my heart just went straight from 60 to 60,000 bpm in seconds. It was a FIERCE fight. If you look it up, you'll see his fit was terribad but he used it well, just not well enough. I won't link it, but it happened 2014.02.13 13:10 in the Cabeki system.

I had no idea how he was fit, all I knew was, he didn't have me pointed and if it went bad, I could warp. Maybe. Unless he was keeping a point in reserve or something, idk. It would turn out that he had no point, so he was a bit of a nobbit. Anyway, I fought not knowing which way it would go, fought damn hard, it was an incredible battle. Eventually, I realised I was winning. You know that moment in a fight where you realise the other guy doesn't stand a chance? Yeah, I got to that point and I calmed down substantially, and on coms, my mates were doing "roses are red" ditties, and it clicked.....


I typed it into local as we were still fighting, but didn't push enter right away. Once he popped, I hit enter:

"Roses are red, violets are horrid, never sneak up on Remiel Pollard"

“Some capsuleers claim that ECM is 'dishonorable' and 'unfair'. Jam those ones first, and kill them last.” - Jirai 'Fatal' Laitanen, Pithum Nullifier Training Manual c. YC104
Glathull
Warlock Assassins
#19 - 2014-09-14 17:25:53 UTC
Crumplecorn wrote:
Victory lines pretty much have to top out at two letters if I want to be able to type them correctly just after PvP.



Ctrl + v is an awfully terrible thing to have to type while you're getting your pod out.

I honestly feel like I just read fifty shades of dumb. --CCP Falcon
Veers Belvar
Swordmasters of New Eden
#20 - 2014-09-14 17:39:31 UTC
Derrick Miles wrote:
Silence is golden.


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