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Are you tired of being in a corporation where the pew is lackluster or nonexistent?

Do you want to be able to better yourself as a pilot in EvE Online and get yourself some kills using skill and intelligence rather than relying on forty other guys to back you up?

Do you want leadership that has worked to build an alliance, suffered the drama of corp thieves and other corporation CEOs in the alliance and come out better because of it?

Then we may be what you're looking for!

Insanely Twisted (UL0SE) is a US-timezone corporation specializing in piracy and warfare in low-sec space. Located in scenic Solitude, Insanely Twisted has returned to our home area, and we’re looking to grow to maintain a strong presence in the region! We came back from wormhole space after some silly stuff from people who can no longer be trusted (and I have corpses of theeeeeeeeeem!), and we’re learning from our mistakes to improve ourselves.

We are a small corporation consisting (currently) of five dedicated pilots, including the CEO. We belong to (and own) the alliance D3vil’s Childr3n.

And seriously, we're so epic we logi our enemies!

Obligatory corp killboard

So, what do we offer?

Leadership that gives a damn about the JEW (Junior Enlisted Warrior)

Alliance (and corporation) leadership keeps the core players well-informed about decisions with weekly alliance meetings, so you aren’t some number like in null-sec coalitions. We care about what the people in the alliance think, and your opinion matters!

Low-sec missioning for Federation Navy, among others!

We have access to Level 4 missions just outside of our home system, both in high sec and low sec! Decent LP to convert to ISKies and keep things going. And if missions aren’t your cup of tea, we have contacts with Incursion communities!

And we have people who can pull Level 5 missions for Fed Navy around the area, so there’s lots of opportunities to make ISK in the area.

Intelligent players flying with other intelligent players.

While most groups prefer quantity to quality when it comes to fleets, Insanely Twisted prefers players who can think and take initiative. Each member is expected to be competent by himself and not need twenty other players ready to help him should things go south.

A place where you can cry if you need to. We will make fun of you for being a *****.

Insanely Twisted is run by a Marine, and is veteran friendly. Everyone razzes each other, and no one cries about it! If you’re easily offended, we probably will not be the corporation for you. If you can take some playful banter and you can dish it out as well, give us a shot!

Competent FCs who have been in the thick of battle all over EvE to lead you to kills.

Leadership is key to winning battles, and so the FCs we have are competent at what they do. Look at the individual killboards and see the results of intelligent planning and execution, then look at the killboards of others who claim the same thing but don’t have the proof. Numbers don’t lie, and Insanely Twisted prides itself on being an exception to the rule that numbers are the most important aspect of EvE Online.

And if you want to learn to FC, we offer you that chance! Hell, I’m learning to FC!

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We have players flying every type of ship, from the lowly Rifter to the Nyx supercarrier. We’re looking for more players to grow the corporation and increase our presence.

What do we want?

Minimum 8-mil skill points.

We want you to have the ability to fly a Heavy Assault Cruiser at a minimum, and other niche ships like recons and logistics are an added bonus! Tech 3 ships are also a huge plus!

This is not set in stone and will be upheld on a case-by-case basis.

A track record of excellence.

You don’t have to have the bestest killboard ever, but it’s nice to see that someone is going out and killing stuff, preferably through skill and not numbers. We aren’t looking to teach you the basics, we expect you to know that much!

Commitment to the cause.

We aren’t going to be a corporation for you to join while you wait for PL to take you in. We’re looking for longterm members for ass-kicking adventures!

Ability to use Teamspeak 3 and a working mic.

Self-explanatory. We use TS3 for alliance comms, and we expect you to be on them when you’re logged in so you can help with killing stuff.

Willingness to follow Alliance instructions.

We run specific fits and doctrines for the alliance. Hodge-podge, "kitchen sink" fleets don't work for us. We want properly-fit ships, prepared to be deployed from our home station. We don't have calls to arms or anything like that, but pre-planned operations do happen, and when you're on and those are happening, you're going.

No ninety-minute form-ups, no waiting for the guy in the system to "fit" his ship. It's all about getting in the ship and finding the guys to kill. the less time you spend doing logistics when the operation starts, the more likely you are to catch someone. Violence of action wins battles, and we bring plenty of it to the fight.

Full API ready for ALL characters you have.

And again, a sense of humor and a willingness to razz back. Bitches need not apply.

Interested in more information? Then join our public channel UL0SE Pub and chat with our recruitment officer Quendishir!

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