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Earn up to 20B/month by hunting Evil in Branch

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P'tank
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#81 - 2014-09-10 08:38:59 UTC
Forgot one thing: this map shows where all the ratting ships are:

http://evemaps.dotlan.net/map/Branch#npc24
Heavy Met4l Queen
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#82 - 2014-09-10 09:09:42 UTC
Solecist Project wrote:
Heavy Met4l Queen wrote:
Posting for future comical reference.
Hey sexy!
You here too!


I see i find myself in good company even when under gevlons incompetent regime.

Additionally, you don't look too bad yourself when i expand that portrait. Miss the old look though...

In the game of conquest, who cares about the pawns if the king yet reigns?
Solecist Project
#83 - 2014-09-10 09:38:02 UTC
Heavy Met4l Queen wrote:
Solecist Project wrote:
Heavy Met4l Queen wrote:
Posting for future comical reference.
Hey sexy!
You here too!


I see i find myself in good company even when under gevlons incompetent regime.

Additionally, you don't look too bad yourself when i expand that portrait. Miss the old look though...

There's not much left to see on my portrait ...........


Which one was that?
I have lots of images to share, if it's your .... taste .... (:


Was quite surprised when I saw you're a goon.
Guess you have good friends now. :)

That ringing in your ears you're experiencing right now is the last gasping breathe of a dying inner ear as it got thoroughly PULVERISED by the point roaring over your head at supersonic speeds. - Tippia
Solj RichPopolous
Silent Havok.
H A R D L I N E R S
#84 - 2014-09-10 10:10:17 UTC  |  Edited by: Solj RichPopolous
Gevlon Goblin wrote:
Some of you probably know that I'm busy fighting the evil Goons and their minions (the CFC members). I've spent more than 300B in 2014 on this noble quest. For example I've been paying for the wardecs of The Marmite Collective in highsec against all CFC members (that's about 30B/month wardec fees). I'm also financially supporting Mordus Angels who live in an NPC station deep in CFC space and kill lot of minions of Evil. I used to pay the wardecs of Darwins Lemmings, this project was closed due to not be able to outperform Marmite, but they still cost me about 50B and killed 300B+ CFC while they lasted. I'm having a 20B titan bounty in progress. I'm writing these so you won't doubt that this offer is real and not some weird scam attempt.

So, I've been collecting data about CFC activities and after looking at the August ratting data and the August CFC losses data, I've found that there is insane amount of ratting in Branch but relatively low PvP activity. Branch is the home of PBLRD (CFC renter) and FCON (CFC PvE alliance), both have 30-35% ISK ratio against Battlement Coalition (of Mordus Angels and fellow NPC dwellers). So Branch is a perfect place for a coordinated strike against the CFC: there are lot of ratters there with practically no PvP-ers to defend them.

To facilitate the hunt in Branch, I hereby offer 20B every month, starting from September (including the kills already happened this month). The rules:

  • The bounty is paid to corps, to the corp wallet.
  • The bounty is automatic, you don't have to sign up or do anything but killing CFC in Branch. Many corps will be pretty surprised when they get ISK out of the blue.
  • CFC members are obviously not eligible. Nor NPC corps.
  • The kill must be on Zkillboard with API verification. (Hint: submit your corp API to Zkillboard.)
  • Only loss reports over 150M count, as I need to be able to manually check them for T1 haulers full of goods with manipulated prices and other scam attempts. Such kills are obviously disqualified and listed for everyone to see.
  • Only player ships matter, I won't motivate anyone to grind structures in bombless bombers.
  • The kills are de-whored. If your corp scored 0.01% damage on a 100B titan, you get bounty after 10M kills, not 100B.
  • Only bounties over 500M are paid, the long tail is cut off and their share is redistributed among the top killers.


At the beginning of each month, I process the killboard data and create a report and distribute the bounty of the previous month. As an example, here is the imaginary August report (there was no project in August, so don't expect money for your August kills). On the example report you can see that 500M bounty could be earned by killing mere 1.7B CFC. If you think your corp is capable of killing more, it's time to deploy to Branch and participate in the noble contest. Are you a multiboxer? Create a corp, place a bunch of AFK-cloakers with covert cynos and catch ratters! By bringing death and destruction to the minions of Goons, you also contribute to a better nullsec, one without The Evil ruling it. By encouraging PBLRD ratters to change to NA/B0T and by driving FCON out of nullsec, a huge step will be made towards this Goon-free vision.



Pursuit of Happiness would love to receive a contract/holy war opportunity for a war dec on CFC from you. We actually specialize in hunting WTs outside of the main hubs and connecting pipes. We will even venture into low/null/WH to find some action. I will contact you ingame about this assuming you aren't just a forum posting alt. IF so just mail me ingame.
Mallak Azaria
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#85 - 2014-09-10 11:00:38 UTC
Solecist Project wrote:
Was quite surprised when I saw you're a goon.
Guess you have good friends now. :)


Yeah HMQ the former raging death threat carebear can get in to Goonwaffe but Gevlon can't, take from that what you will.

This post was lovingly crafted by a member of the Goonwaffe Posting Cabal, proud member of the popular gay hookup site somethingawful.com, Spelling Bee, Grammar Gestapo & #1 Official Gevlon Goblin Fanclub member.
Mallak Azaria
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#86 - 2014-09-10 11:01:25 UTC
Also HMQ I'm sorry for dumpstering your reputation that one time, but you're cool now.

This post was lovingly crafted by a member of the Goonwaffe Posting Cabal, proud member of the popular gay hookup site somethingawful.com, Spelling Bee, Grammar Gestapo & #1 Official Gevlon Goblin Fanclub member.
Harry Juana
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#87 - 2014-09-10 12:45:55 UTC
Lady Spank wrote:
Gevlon, you still havent indicated exactly why Goons are categorically evil. I'm genuinely interested in your motives but just 'evil' doesn't explain much.


He probably is too ashamed to tell us, his butt still hurts
Remiel Pollard
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#88 - 2014-09-10 13:33:26 UTC
P'tank wrote:
...autistic midget...


Wow, two bigotries in one post, congratulations, you just made WBC look like angels.

“Some capsuleers claim that ECM is 'dishonorable' and 'unfair'. Jam those ones first, and kill them last.” - Jirai 'Fatal' Laitanen, Pithum Nullifier Training Manual c. YC104
Retar Aveymone
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#89 - 2014-09-10 14:26:14 UTC  |  Edited by: ISD Ezwal
based on the moa donation board the only group with plenty of people willing to chip in for someone to attack the cfc is the cfc itself

*Snip* Please refrain from personal attacks. ISD Ezwal.
Heavy Met4l Queen
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#90 - 2014-09-10 17:10:24 UTC
Mallak Azaria wrote:
Also HMQ I'm sorry for dumpstering your reputation that one time, but you're cool now.


Past reputation deserves to be dumpstered. But i can honestly say that i'm grateful to the new order (specifically Neltharak Idrissil and Hesperaa in Arctic Dungeon) for chasing me into lowsec. If it wasn't for them, i would probably still be trying to be the CEO of a pathetic highsec corp. I'm glad i got out before i turned gevlon.

Also, i want your coat. kinda badly.

In the game of conquest, who cares about the pawns if the king yet reigns?
Neltharak Idrissil
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#91 - 2014-09-10 17:32:26 UTC  |  Edited by: Neltharak Idrissil
Glad to be of service, evidently good sir !

EDIT : For reference, Hesperaa and i kicked HMQ's corp over and over until the corp members ragequitted and he headed to lowsec for pvp, production, and actually discovering the game.

I was surprised to see after a while that he joined minerbumping and the side of the pirates, pretty much. He's also enjoying the game a lot more, and is a superchill dude.

No (more) mad on HMQ, he's not a shitlord anymore :p
Neltharak Idrissil
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#92 - 2014-09-10 17:45:03 UTC
oh **** a gevlon thread, i didnt even notice

Can someone hand me popcorn ?
Gevlon Goblin
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#93 - 2014-09-10 17:46:29 UTC  |  Edited by: ISD Ezwal
Retar Aveymone wrote:
based on the moa donation board the only group with plenty of people willing to chip in for someone to attack the cfc is the cfc itself

*Snip* Please refrain from personal attacks. ISD Ezwal.

Yes, 0.38B is definitely the majority of 17.66B. 2.1% to be exact. Let me guess. The Mittani told you that a bombless bomber does "majority" of the DPS of a dread and you believed that too.

In the meantime, the Branch killboard start to look pretty nice.

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Lucas Kell
Solitude Trading
S.N.O.T.
#94 - 2014-09-10 18:07:55 UTC
Gevlon Goblin wrote:
Retar Aveymone wrote:
based on the moa donation board the only group with plenty of people willing to chip in for someone to attack the cfc is the cfc itself

that's some fine work there mr. goblin not an embarrassment at all

Yes, 0.38B is definitely the majority of 17.66B. 2.1% to be exact. Let me guess. The Mittani told you that a bombless bomber does "majority" of the DPS of a dread and you believed that too.

In the meantime, the Branch killboard start to look pretty nice.
First off, he didn't say majority, you did, he said "plenty of people". Secondly, even if he did say majority, more than half of the donators are CFC. This is a good example of where you take an incorrect bit of information and single piece of a stat and leap to a conclusion.

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ISD Ezwal
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
ISD Alliance
#95 - 2014-09-10 20:19:08 UTC
I have removed some rule breaking posts and those quoting them. As always I let some edge cases stay.
Please people, keep it on topic and above all civil!

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4. Personal attacks are prohibited.

Commonly known as flaming, personal attacks are posts that are designed to personally berate or insult another forum user. Posts of this nature are not beneficial to the community spirit that CCP promote and as such they will not be tolerated.

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Trolling is a defined as a post that is deliberately designed for the purpose of angering and insulting other players in an attempt to incite retaliation or an emotional response. Posts of this nature are disruptive, often abusive and do not contribute to the sense of community that CCP promote.

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Retar Aveymone
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#96 - 2014-09-10 20:51:52 UTC  |  Edited by: ISD Ezwal
Gevlon Goblin wrote:
Retar Aveymone wrote:
based on the moa donation board the only group with plenty of people willing to chip in for someone to attack the cfc is the cfc itself

*Snip* Please refrain from personal attacks. ISD Ezwal.

Yes, 0.38B is definitely the majority of 17.66B. 2.1% to be exact. Let me guess. The Mittani told you that a bombless bomber does "majority" of the DPS of a dread and you believed that too.

In the meantime, the Branch killboard start to look pretty nice.

*Snip* Please refrain from discussing forum moderation. ISD Ezwal., i would politely suggest that you carefully ponder the difference between people and isk, a difference I was careful to make in my post, and that makes your reply look poorly considered

i would furthermore like to politely suggest that the only non-cfc group donating to moa is moa itself, which is probably laundering the money through npc alts like test did when test politely abused your perfectly well thought out plan to match any donation made to test by funneling their own isk through an npc alt, a loophole anyone could have forgotten to think about and i'm sure anyone would have fallen for

in all, i offer my sincere apologies for needing to be so impolite as to correct you in public but i do hope you will accept my apology and make the correction i have suggested

sincerely

retar aveymone
admiral root
Red Galaxy
#97 - 2014-09-10 22:13:45 UTC
Gevlon Goblin wrote:
Some of you probably know that I'm busy fighting the evil Goons and their minions (the CFC members). I've spent more than 300B in 2014 on this noble quest.


Have you considered firing whoever you got to proof-read your post?

No, your rights end in optimal+2*falloff
Mr Omniblivion
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#98 - 2014-09-10 23:50:31 UTC
Step up your game, Gevlon, according to MoA we've already cost them more money in 5ZXX in 5 days than has been donated by your program.
Subject 4927
DPS INC
Probably Up to No Good
#99 - 2014-09-11 02:00:07 UTC
Can't hate on a guy for doing what he loves. RP.

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Gevlon Goblin
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#100 - 2014-09-11 04:23:35 UTC  |  Edited by: Gevlon Goblin
Retar Aveymone wrote:

i would politely suggest that you carefully ponder the difference between people and isk, a difference I was careful to make in my post, and that makes your reply look poorly considered
So you claim that dozens of Goons trolling with a few million is important.


Retar Aveymone wrote:
i would furthermore like to politely suggest that the only non-cfc group donating to moa is moa itself,
Like Carl Stonewall of Dirty Old Bastards of Nulli Secunda with 3B donation

Retar Aveymone wrote:
which is probably laundering the money through npc alts like test did when test politely abused your perfectly well thought out plan to match any donation made to test by funneling their own isk through an npc alt, a loophole anyone could have forgotten to think about and i'm sure anyone would have fallen for

Which is completely pointless as I already donated 3B/week since June and will do, regardless of the board. Also, the 5B donation came from this guy

I understand that the possibility that people give money away to hurt you is too hurtful, but you should have considered this possibility when you ganked, trolled, recruitment scammed and ridiculed them for lols. Or maybe you didn't, but joined a group that do these as its defining criteria.

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