Crime & Punishment

Sigh. I knew we would get one of these.

No, you dont pass.

First off, an AF is an exceptional tool for running L3 missions, even up to DED 6/10's. They are fast, tanky, and do plenty of DPS.

I wondered if anyone would ask about the Raven. It was a reference to the "gentleman" who lost a few thousand dollars on a purple Raven a few months back.

If you were daft enough to engage an AF in your Battleship, you can rest assured you will lose it. Why? Because those guys dont work alone. He will get you to aggress, and have someone bring him something to obliterate you with. If you dont beleive me, I am sure the inquisition will happily oblige a learning lesson for you.

In an effort to curb rampant stupidity, I am calling on the New Order to implement a licensing and servicing department, in the interest of the common good. I am sick of traffic jams at Jita, debris from anti-tanked fits, stupidly flown untanked, unscouted frighters clogging up the space lanes, and towing unauthorized equipment such as tractor depots. I mean seriously, when is the last time you saw someone stop on the highway, unhitch a giant magnet, and leave it in the road?!?!

DJ, please incorporate New Order traffic enforcement into New Eden. I dont feel safe on the spacelanes. A pilots license, issued by one of your agents, is the only way to ensure pilots know how to fly!

Question 1

You are flying through high security space. You are stopped by the local police (an Agent of the New Order), and there is a question regarding the validity of your current operational permit. Please remember this is a stressful time for both you and the officer. Both are concerned with your safety. The officer informs you that you will be required to authorize a payment of 10M isk to update your permit, as it is expired.

You:

A) Rage at the officer. Use obscenities, racial slurs, and threats.

B) Attempt to flee the system.

C) Attack the officer, whom MUST be horrible at PVP (not to mention living in his parents basement!).

D) Pay the fine.



Question 2

You have a cargo run to complete. The total distance is somewhere around 20 jumps. You make sure that your hauling permit is in order before undocking, and that your total cargo value is something that will not economically cripple you if it is lost. However, nobody in your corp is willing to scout for you, and you dont dual box. (Because grrr goons, or something.)

You:

A) Use the autopilot feature to make the long trip. Its highsec, afterall, and that means you are safe. Make a sandwich.

B) Contact a New Order agent and rage at them, figuring you may as well get it over with now.

C) Load smaller amounts of cargo into a fast hauler, like a blockade runner, and navigate each jump.

D) Steal billions of ISK worth of materials from your corp, load into your Freighter, and quit. Cause **** those guys.


Question 3

You are flying through a system with no stations, in the middle of your run between two trade hubs. Knowing this is dangerous space, you were smart enough to bring a scout, and fit your hauler for tank. The scout radios in that the next system is densely populated, with several known gankers in local. There is an NPC corp member in a rookie ship orbiting the outgate.

You:

A) Warp to a safe, leave fleet, and safelog, but not before adding the NPC rookie pilot to your watchlist.

B) Crash the gate, YOLO.

C) Contact a New Order agent to rage, assuming you may as well get it over with now.

D) Warp to a safe, leave fleet, and safelog, but not before posting to C&P about how other players are ruining your MMO.

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