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CCP Bios - You all hide from us.

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Zagdul
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#1 - 2011-12-10 20:28:35 UTC
You guys should put descriptions of who you are in your bio.

Maybe a link to blogs you've written and stuff.

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CCP Please Implement
Lori Dyth
Doomheim
#2 - 2011-12-10 20:34:42 UTC
Stalker.
T' Elk
Strategically Bad
Goonswarm Federation
#3 - 2011-12-10 20:39:53 UTC
I really don't want to know anything personal about devs, that way I can bash and hate on them as much as I want without any moral consequences.

~Badposter since FOOOOREEEEEVAAAAAR~ I come back after 2 years to THIS? ~Now 4 years apparently
Brock Nelson
#4 - 2011-12-10 20:40:42 UTC
OP ask CCP to describe themselves in the bio when he himself has nothing in his bio to describe himself...

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Jita Alt666
#5 - 2011-12-10 20:41:08 UTC
Good idea Zagdul
Zagdul
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#6 - 2011-12-10 20:42:42 UTC
T' Elk wrote:
I really don't want to know anything personal about devs, that way I can bash and hate on them as much as I want without any moral consequences.

I'm not asking for a life story.


"Hi I'm CCP [dev] I work in the UI department developing things for you to interact with in EVE. I spend the majority of my time improving [insert feature here]"

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Feligast
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#7 - 2011-12-10 20:46:28 UTC
Zagdul wrote:
T' Elk wrote:
I really don't want to know anything personal about devs, that way I can bash and hate on them as much as I want without any moral consequences.

I'm not asking for a life story.


"Hi I'm CCP [dev] I work in the UI department developing things for you to interact with in EVE. I spend the majority of my time improving [my alcohol tolerance]"



ftfy bro.
RubyPorto
RubysRhymes
#8 - 2011-12-10 21:22:34 UTC
Zagdul wrote:
T' Elk wrote:
I really don't want to know anything personal about devs, that way I can bash and hate on them as much as I want without any moral consequences.

I'm not asking for a life story.


"Hi I'm CCP [dev] I work in the UI department developing things for you to interact with in EVE. I spend the majority of my time improving [insert feature here]"



I believe one CCP Dev introduced himself once like that

"Hi, I'm Blue"

"It's easy to speak for the silent majority. They rarely object to what you put into their mouths." -Abrazzar "the risk of having your day ruined by other people is the cornerstone with which EVE was built" -CCP Solomon
Rykuss
KarmaFleet
Goonswarm Federation
#9 - 2011-12-10 22:24:47 UTC
Who is CCP Bios and why do they feel the need to hide?

You, too, can be a Solid Gold dancer.
RubyPorto
RubysRhymes
#10 - 2011-12-10 22:41:16 UTC
Rykuss wrote:
Who is CCP Bios and why do they feel the need to hide?



CCP Bios sits in the back, and quietly runs the office so the rest of the Devs can focus on higher level stuff.

"It's easy to speak for the silent majority. They rarely object to what you put into their mouths." -Abrazzar "the risk of having your day ruined by other people is the cornerstone with which EVE was built" -CCP Solomon
CCP Guard
C C P
C C P Alliance
#11 - 2011-12-10 22:45:37 UTC
Good idea.

Here's my bio:

At first I was born and then I slowly grew up (too slowly some would say). Went through school like everyone and was sort of bored by the whole thing most of the time. At one point in my life I owned 52 star wars figures and 8 He Man dudes (not recently).

I've studied opera singing, done some stage acting, worked on a shrimp trawler north of Iceland, chained through poopy diapers when I worked in a kindergarten, carried heavy things for bad pay when I worked as a grunt in construction, taught Taekwondo to kids (my students would have totally wiped the floor with these guys), dabbled in MMA and Jiu Jitsu in my spare time (spent more time watching it than practicing) studied philosophy for 3 months in university (so you should rather go to Xhagen for philosophical discussions). Fell in love with/got hooked on computer games when my mom got a clunky IMB computer for her job when I was 10 back in 1987, finally stumbled upon a job in gaming and haven't looked back since. Was a GM for years and dabbled in all sorts of promotional stuff for CCP on the side until I recently moved over to Community.

That pretty much sums up my life thus far. Oh, yeah...and I've also spent a bunch of time on Facebook and stuff.

CCP Guard | EVE Community Developer | @CCP_Guard
Buzzmong
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#12 - 2011-12-10 23:11:05 UTC
Tbh Guard, when you went "At first I was born and then slowly grew up" I was expecting an epic tale involving playgrounds, a couple of guys who weren't totally kosher, a taxi and a suitcase.

I'm surprised you didn't take the opportunity.
Jenshae Chiroptera
#13 - 2011-12-11 01:19:14 UTC
He didn't add any of that to his bio. Cry

CCP - Building ant hills and magnifying glasses for fat kids

Not even once

EVE is becoming shallow and puerile; it will satisfy neither the veteran nor the "WoW" type crowd in the transition.
non judgement
Without Fear
Flying Burning Ships Alliance
#14 - 2011-12-11 01:57:55 UTC
I remember someone saying once that they should get the rest of the people they work with the put their job title (or dev team) in their forum sig (eg like ccp guard has). I could look for the thread but it might take awhile. That sort of thing has been suggested before.
Zagdul
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#15 - 2011-12-11 03:45:45 UTC
Jenshae Chiroptera wrote:
He didn't add any of that to his bio. Cry


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Occupy Jita.

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CCP Punkturis
C C P
C C P Alliance
#16 - 2011-12-11 09:59:12 UTC
Zagdul wrote:
T' Elk wrote:
I really don't want to know anything personal about devs, that way I can bash and hate on them as much as I want without any moral consequences.

I'm not asking for a life story.


"Hi I'm CCP [dev] I work in the UI department developing things for you to interact with in EVE. I spend the majority of my time improving [insert feature here]"



Are you writing my bio?Smile

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Lors Dornick
Kallisti Industries
#17 - 2011-12-11 10:45:44 UTC
CCP Punkturis wrote:
Zagdul wrote:
T' Elk wrote:
I really don't want to know anything personal about devs, that way I can bash and hate on them as much as I want without any moral consequences.

I'm not asking for a life story.


"Hi I'm CCP [dev] I work in the UI department developing things for you to interact with in EVE. I spend the majority of my time improving [insert feature here]"



Are you writing my bio?Smile

He's doing the heavy lifting for you this time.

(Runs and hides to avoid getting hit with a court order for repeating a bad joke).

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Velicitia
XS Tech
#18 - 2011-12-11 12:51:35 UTC  |  Edited by: Velicitia
CCP Guard wrote:
Good idea.

Here's my bio:

At first I was born and then I slowly grew up (too slowly some would say). Went through school like everyone and was sort of bored by the whole thing most of the time. At one point in my life I owned 52 star wars figures and 8 He Man dudes (not recently).

I've studied opera singing, done some stage acting, worked on a shrimp trawler north of Iceland, chained through poopy diapers when I worked in a kindergarten, carried heavy things for bad pay when I worked as a grunt in construction, taught Taekwondo to kids (my students would have totally wiped the floor with these guys), dabbled in MMA and Jiu Jitsu in my spare time (spent more time watching it than practicing) studied philosophy for 3 months in university (so you should rather go to Xhagen for philosophical discussions). Fell in love with/got hooked on computer games when my mom got a clunky IMB computer for her job when I was 10 back in 1987, finally stumbled upon a job in gaming and haven't looked back since. Was a GM for years and dabbled in all sorts of promotional stuff for CCP on the side until I recently moved over to Community.

That pretty much sums up my life thus far. Oh, yeah...and I've also spent a bunch of time on Facebook and stuff.


you forgot "telling people to HTFU" Cool

edit --

this is all they need:

We're CCP! We march on fearlessly!
Excellent is what we strive to be!

If you're going to follow us to the top

HARDEN THE **** UP!

One of the bitter points of a good bittervet is the realisation that all those SP don't really do much, and that the newbie is having much more fun with what little he has. - Tippia
CCP Nullarbor
C C P
C C P Alliance
#19 - 2011-12-11 15:29:51 UTC
I started writing my bio but accidentally wrote the lyrics to a Top40 Australian song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h85hqvskiCw

CCP Nullarbor // Senior Engineer // Team Game of Drones
oldbutfeelingyoung
Perkone
Caldari State
#20 - 2011-12-11 16:49:55 UTC
hmmmm another CCP can safefy answer thread.

R.S.I2014
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