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Solecist Project
#21 - 2014-09-09 20:12:08 UTC
DJentropy Ovaert wrote:
Voting that you should become a space analyst.

But you also have to be trained in therapy AND offer your services in your bio.

You could call yourself the Analrapist.

(ISD/CCP: MAKING a reference to Arrested Development, please don't be mad)

OR

It's time for a NEW START

Anustart?

Both are very good options.

I'm going to hell.



ROFLMAO! XD

That ringing in your ears you're experiencing right now is the last gasping breathe of a dying inner ear as it got thoroughly PULVERISED by the point roaring over your head at supersonic speeds. - Tippia
CALDARI CITIZEN 14330909
The Conference Elite
The Conference
#22 - 2014-09-09 20:17:46 UTC
Crumplecorn wrote:
CALDARI CITIZEN 14330909 wrote:
Do you think the name Carebear is taken?!
I...

Yes, yes it is.


You had to look right? Either that you just to created it... THIEF!

The Artist Formerly Known As AC. 

The terminal end of the digestive system. 

The Best CSM Candidate
Mallak Azaria
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#23 - 2014-09-09 20:20:04 UTC
Zimmy Zeta wrote:
CALDARI CITIZEN 14330909 wrote:
Zimmy Zeta wrote:
Shocked your name..what happened to it?



That is what I am trying to find out.


Hmm...let me guess..someone found your old name offensive, reported it and it got changed so the person in question would feel less offended than before.

Just a wild guess here....and not discussing moderation or EULA at all.


It was me. I did it.

This post was lovingly crafted by a member of the Goonwaffe Posting Cabal, proud member of the popular gay hookup site somethingawful.com, Spelling Bee, Grammar Gestapo & #1 Official Gevlon Goblin Fanclub member.
Zimmy Zeta
Perkone
Caldari State
#24 - 2014-09-09 20:21:11 UTC
CALDARI CITIZEN 14330909 wrote:
Crumplecorn wrote:
CALDARI CITIZEN 14330909 wrote:
Do you think the name Carebear is taken?!
I...

Yes, yes it is.


You had to look right? Either that you just to created it... THIEF!


Yep..he was multiboxing character creation and created all of them within ten minutes.

I'd like to apologize for the poor quality of the post above and sincerely hope you didn't waste your time reading it. Yes, I do feel bad about it.
CALDARI CITIZEN 14330909
The Conference Elite
The Conference
#25 - 2014-09-09 20:30:44 UTC
DJentropy Ovaert wrote:
Voting that you should become a space analyst.

But you also have to be trained in therapy AND offer your services in your bio.

You could call yourself the Analrapist.

(ISD/CCP: MAKING a reference to Arrested Development, please don't be mad)

OR

It's time for a NEW START

Anustart?

Both are very good options.

I'm going to hell.


Insert medical terms that make people giggle here.

The Artist Formerly Known As AC. 

The terminal end of the digestive system. 

The Best CSM Candidate
CALDARI CITIZEN 14330909
The Conference Elite
The Conference
#26 - 2014-09-09 20:31:32 UTC
Mallak Azaria wrote:
Zimmy Zeta wrote:
CALDARI CITIZEN 14330909 wrote:
Zimmy Zeta wrote:
Shocked your name..what happened to it?



That is what I am trying to find out.


Hmm...let me guess..someone found your old name offensive, reported it and it got changed so the person in question would feel less offended than before.

Just a wild guess here....and not discussing moderation or EULA at all.


It was me. I did it.


Does this then mean you'll be refunding my application fee?

The Artist Formerly Known As AC. 

The terminal end of the digestive system. 

The Best CSM Candidate
Solecist Project
#27 - 2014-09-09 20:45:30 UTC
Anal Canal wrote:
Insert medical terms that make people giggle here.
ROFL! :D

Omg this is the most hilarious sad thread I have ever posted in.....


Anal ... *hugs* ... I'm sorry for your loss. :(


We should just riot.

That ringing in your ears you're experiencing right now is the last gasping breathe of a dying inner ear as it got thoroughly PULVERISED by the point roaring over your head at supersonic speeds. - Tippia
Hannibal Crusoe
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#28 - 2014-09-09 20:59:35 UTC
After a radical total colectomy with a diverting ostomy, you should get some really good meds.

Ride a white mare in the footsteps of dawn
Character Creation Project
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#29 - 2014-09-09 21:07:03 UTC  |  Edited by: Character Creation Project
Hannibal Crusoe wrote:
After a radical total colectomy with a diverting ostomy, you should get some really good meds.
Drugs!


DAMMIT! :O

Wrong char. -.-'


*sighs*


Sol says Hi! :D

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CALDARI CITIZEN 14330909
The Conference Elite
The Conference
#30 - 2014-09-09 21:08:29 UTC
Character Creation Project wrote:
Hannibal Crusoe wrote:
After a radical total colectomy with a diverting ostomy, you should get some really good meds.
Drugs!


They do the body good!

The Artist Formerly Known As AC. 

The terminal end of the digestive system. 

The Best CSM Candidate
Solecist Project
#31 - 2014-09-09 21:10:58 UTC
CALDARI CITIZEN 14330909 wrote:
Character Creation Project wrote:
Hannibal Crusoe wrote:
After a radical total colectomy with a diverting ostomy, you should get some really good meds.
Drugs!


They do the body good!
Me too! ^_^

That ringing in your ears you're experiencing right now is the last gasping breathe of a dying inner ear as it got thoroughly PULVERISED by the point roaring over your head at supersonic speeds. - Tippia
PotatoOverdose
Handsome Millionaire Playboys
Sedition.
#32 - 2014-09-09 21:13:59 UTC
Mallak Azaria wrote:

It was me. I did it.

Proof that goons are evil.

In all seriousness though, somebody should probably read Everybody Poops by notable sociological studies commentator Tarō Gomi.

Not directing this at any overzealous individuals in particular, just a general suggestion for anyone wishing to broaden their horizons.
Mallak Azaria
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#33 - 2014-09-09 21:17:44 UTC
CALDARI CITIZEN 14330909 wrote:
Mallak Azaria wrote:
Zimmy Zeta wrote:
CALDARI CITIZEN 14330909 wrote:
Zimmy Zeta wrote:
Shocked your name..what happened to it?



That is what I am trying to find out.


Hmm...let me guess..someone found your old name offensive, reported it and it got changed so the person in question would feel less offended than before.

Just a wild guess here....and not discussing moderation or EULA at all.


It was me. I did it.


Does this then mean you'll be refunding my application fee?


Yeah but you need to pay the release deposit.

This post was lovingly crafted by a member of the Goonwaffe Posting Cabal, proud member of the popular gay hookup site somethingawful.com, Spelling Bee, Grammar Gestapo & #1 Official Gevlon Goblin Fanclub member.
CALDARI CITIZEN 14330909
The Conference Elite
The Conference
#34 - 2014-09-09 21:24:20 UTC
Mallak Azaria wrote:



Yeah but you need to pay the release deposit.


Well fine. Can I expect this to accrue interest at 2.75% as my previous application fee had?

The Artist Formerly Known As AC. 

The terminal end of the digestive system. 

The Best CSM Candidate
Solecist Project
#35 - 2014-09-09 21:37:12 UTC  |  Edited by: Solecist Project
PotatoOverdose wrote:
Mallak Azaria wrote:

It was me. I did it.

Proof that goons are evil.

In all seriousness though, somebody should probably read Everybody Poops by notable sociological studies commentator Tarō Gomi.

Not directing this at any overzealous individuals in particular, just a general suggestion for anyone wishing to broaden their horizons.
I have ... in all seriousness ... read the whole article.
It's s ******* blowing my meta-mind.

I'll go on, now, with ... The Gass We Pass.


Seriously people ... read this crap. It's ... I don't know how to describe it.
It just blows me away with obviousness, openness and honesty.

I mean ... really absolutely everyone ...

Hell, if there is one time when the word literally literally fits literally perfectly, it's here.


Literally everyone poops. Even dead people poop.
When you die and your body completely relaxes,
there are no more muscles that literally hold the **** together ... so to speak.



Damn ............................. blown away ............................................................

That ringing in your ears you're experiencing right now is the last gasping breathe of a dying inner ear as it got thoroughly PULVERISED by the point roaring over your head at supersonic speeds. - Tippia
DJentropy Ovaert
The Conference Elite
The Conference
#36 - 2014-09-09 21:52:42 UTC
you guys are NOT doing it right

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQTW7Pd1vqc

Everybody poops and if they don't they are an ANDROID and should be DESTROYED.

Duh :)
Solecist Project
#37 - 2014-09-09 21:54:52 UTC
DJentropy Ovaert wrote:
you guys are NOT doing it right

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQTW7Pd1vqc

Everybody poops and if they don't they are an ANDROID and should be DESTROYED.

Duh :)
That **** is AMAZING!!! :O

That ringing in your ears you're experiencing right now is the last gasping breathe of a dying inner ear as it got thoroughly PULVERISED by the point roaring over your head at supersonic speeds. - Tippia
Chad Ramsbottom
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#38 - 2014-09-09 22:02:55 UTC
Any name having to do with butts is offensive and I take offense

mfw your bottom
Solecist Project
#39 - 2014-09-09 22:07:23 UTC  |  Edited by: Solecist Project
This thread is like a gift that keeps on giving.


Like ... imagine you constantly eat ...
... like ... all the time .................................
..... and ... like ... it just keeps on moving ......
............ and moving ...................................................
......................................... and moving ...............................
....... and eventually the whole digestive tract .....................
............. which actually starts in the mouth, btw ........................
..................... is full .............................................................................................

That ringing in your ears you're experiencing right now is the last gasping breathe of a dying inner ear as it got thoroughly PULVERISED by the point roaring over your head at supersonic speeds. - Tippia
CALDARI CITIZEN 14330909
The Conference Elite
The Conference
#40 - 2014-09-09 22:08:12 UTC
Solecist Project wrote:
This thread is like a gift that keeps on giving.


Like ... imagine you constantly eat ...
... like ... all the time ...
..... and ... like ... it just keeps on moving ......
............ and moving ...................................................
......................................... and moving ...............................
....... and eventually the whole digestive tract .....................
............. which actually starts in the mouth, btw ........................
..................... is full .............................................................................................
... and ... it just keeps flowing .................


Would you say that it would end up at the terminal end of the digestive system?

The Artist Formerly Known As AC. 

The terminal end of the digestive system. 

The Best CSM Candidate
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