Crime & Punishment

Hello Eve Community,

I figured I needed a place gather all those that are affected by my actions as a new -10 pirate. So this thread will serve as a daily journal, sponsoring solicitation, and tear collection location.

As some of you know (anyone in amarr) I have begun my campaign against all Pods.
Basically if you are in just your pod traveling through high sec, mainly the jita-amarr pipe, then you will be hunting and killed.

I have begun to fly a Thrasher set up to kill pods. Its fit contains 280mm Howitzer 1's x7, sensor booster 1's x3, and reactor control unit x1.

This basic fit has generated positive results so far in the area of quick locking and alphing pods.

Inorder to fund this fiasco I am offering each pod to be sponsored you, the Eve Community, for 5 million isk. Now your name will be placed in the comments section of the BC killboard as sponsor and your name will be sent to the victim in my mail informing him that his pod has been killed. Incase he was wondering why he was in a station. This isk will be spent towards fitting more thrashers.

First I will put what the mail I send out to the victim is so you may relish his pain as much as I do. All hate mail responses will be posted into this thread with a link to their death for reference.

Mail:
Dear New Clone,

Happy Birthday, Welcome to Eve.

Since you are just opening your eyes for the first time and might be confused as to where you are I have taken the liberty to ease your transitition by providing you documented records on your last clones 10 seconds of life. Your previous clone was autopiloting through highsec, a thrasher appeared on your overview, and his 280mm Howitzers turned towards you.

(LINK KILLMAIL)

I hope you have a pleasant and wonderful new life.

Sincerely,

Erwin.


Below is my battleclinic killboard so anyone who wishes to keepup or comment on any kill has access to it.

http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/combat_record.php?type=player&name=Erwin+Castle+Jakuard

Please take note at the top kills so far:
Jake Burnz with a low grade slave set:
Techwood with a snake set:

I will post other top kills and rage mails as they come in.

If you are a victim please feel free to post any comments on this thread, your tears sustain me.

Thank You Eve Community and I hope all enjoy this as much as I do.

Sincerely,

Erwin.

DAY ONE

So I know that I started this thread a few days after I began my slaughter of pods, but I will try to keep it in a daily journal form until I catch up.

Being new to going pirate ment that things were not going to work out for a bit. I ended up losing 3 thrashers to concord before I was able to kill my first pod. This was mainly due to a ****** insta warp (sentry gun fire) and using the wrong ammo (miss or weak hit). But I was able to get my first kill none the less.

http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=14740128

it was a blank kill it but still made my heart leap at the thought that some poor sap was now wondering how he got in station. I took a nice break and came back on around 0500 eve time, I was then able to get my second kill which provided a more fruitful return of isk destroyed.

http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=14742927

It was around this time that i started to get everything into a routine and became a pod killing machine. I got my 3rd kill that night as well, also providing quality lulz and a good return of isk killed.

http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=14743083

While not much in the grand scheme of things, these pod kills of 100+ mil isk made me laugh at the poor guys who were now having to purchase new implants and hardwiring simply because they felt the need to autopilot in their pod.

END DAY ONE

Awaiting Isk.

Also, thanks for the attempt at being recruited by another member (or ex member, i was too busy laughing at him).
Im happy that my deposit fee would only be 200 mil due to my negative sec status and age. Its good to see that Goonswarm is still looking for quality pilots.

P.S. Hows fail-Adopt treating you? Arnt you losing against them?
(and yes that was a jab to get adopt to freak out and comment)

How are you fitting all these days into a single 42hrs.

Also, do you know what a blog is?

Days for me are 1500 (early) to 1000 (late), started 12/5/11, its 12/11/11 now, so.... yuppers

Edit: whats a blog?

So how do you prowl through high sec with -10 status yourself? I mean, you can always keep moving, but what if you see an AP'ing pod 15 km from the gate? MWD towards them? Always arrive 15 km from the next gate and burn towards it, scooping pods along the way? What's the mechanics here?

I am not.

o silly rabbits

First I was like... meh, but then I looked at your kb and had a large, robust, chuckle. It's funny because it isn't me on there.

Welcome to the Pod Killing Club. I have done around 150 this year, mostly because I am lazy. If you wnat some tips-hit me up ingame. Keep on killing