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what would you kill for a Klondike bar?
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Don Purple
Snuggle Society
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#21 - 2014-08-26 06:19:53 UTC
I would awox my RL ....wait done that..

I am just here to snuggle and do spy stuff.
Immortal Chrono Pimpin
Codename-47
Avocado Cartel
#22 - 2014-08-26 16:25:11 UTC
Well yesterday i had two boxes of oreo flavor, Now there 3 boxes of reces sitting in there,

These buy one get one free sells are killn me.
Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#23 - 2014-08-26 18:51:52 UTC
Immortal Chrono Pimpin wrote:
Well yesterday i had two boxes of oreo flavor, Now there 3 boxes of reces sitting in there,

These buy one get one free sells are killn me.

But they are just so good, especially when its hot out, or in if your PC is blowing out hot air. Best cheap snack.

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Sol epoch
HELVEGEN
#24 - 2014-08-26 22:49:32 UTC
Saeger1737 wrote:
Immortal Chrono Pimpin wrote:
Well yesterday i had two boxes of oreo flavor, Now there 3 boxes of reces sitting in there,

These buy one get one free sells are killn me.

But they are just so good, especially when its hot out, or in if your PC is blowing out hot air. Best cheap snack.


That's not your PC blowing out hot air!

Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#25 - 2014-08-26 23:03:22 UTC
Sol epoch wrote:
Saeger1737 wrote:
Immortal Chrono Pimpin wrote:
Well yesterday i had two boxes of oreo flavor, Now there 3 boxes of reces sitting in there,

These buy one get one free sells are killn me.

But they are just so good, especially when its hot out, or in if your PC is blowing out hot air. Best cheap snack.


That's not your PC blowing out hot air!


Your right, what are you doing out from under the desk?

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Griff Hardstone
Capricornus Industries
#26 - 2014-08-28 04:21:49 UTC  |  Edited by: Griff Hardstone
I'm ashamed of what I did for a Klondike Bar™ Oops
Zarek Moesia
The Mobius Project
#27 - 2014-08-28 04:33:13 UTC
I'd pay CCP Fozzie to awox CCP Guard in the yearly fleet up devs with Fedos, for an Reeses Klondike bar.
Nicolai Xperte
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#28 - 2014-08-29 06:20:03 UTC
I now have that theme music in my head, gawd thanks alot. Also for some odd reason I have a craving for said Klondite Bar, ugh!Blink

I don't always bring out my Absolution.

But when I do it makes the Blue's rage, lol.
Anal Canal
The Conference Elite
Safety.
#29 - 2014-08-29 07:50:25 UTC
Saeger1737 wrote:
Anything goes, eve or real life, like I'd take out the koolaid man he's destroyed enough walls or the guy who made sexy underwear for grannies. I'll take my Klondike with blue pill chips please.



Did it. Noise complaint served.

Please contact my alliance diplo regarding delivery for said frozen ice cream chocolate covered bar.

BTW, Persian music is odd.

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Tora Bushido
The Marmite Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#30 - 2014-08-29 11:01:43 UTC  |  Edited by: Tora Bushido
Anal Canal wrote:
Persian music is odd.
But people with Persian roots rock ! Big smile ...yan

DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !

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Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#31 - 2014-08-30 18:37:35 UTC
Visited code in uedama and they said a few things that made me chuckle when I asked this question, waiting to see if they post it here.

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Omar Alharazaad
New Eden Tech Support
#32 - 2014-08-30 19:36:36 UTC
Never fly sober. Never feel bad for the hooker you stuck in that shallow desert grave. Never say never. Never check ID when she says she's 18. And if they say they have a Klondike bar and they don't deliver, never let mercy enter your vocabulary.
Bury dem bitches up to their necks, cover em in honey and let the ants and the sun do the rest. No chocolate covered ice cream treat means slow death for the welchers. Hardcore sweet tooth is hardcore.

Come hell or high water, this sick world will know I was here.
Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#33 - 2014-09-03 10:15:38 UTC
I might have to take out the guy whose not feeding the server hamster, just letting it die with everything close.

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Lady Spank
Get Out Nasty Face
#34 - 2014-09-03 11:15:58 UTC
Anal Canal wrote:
The person who moved in next to me and thinks loud Persian music late night it perfectly acceptable.

Oh, or is this meant to be more like something EVE related.... in that case, something expensive in Jita.


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Savnire Jacitu
Undead Retirement Crypt
#35 - 2014-09-04 04:43:32 UTC
I might unwrap it. Unless it was the fudge one. Then I would kill every last panda just to lick it. I'd use my hands too do it too.
Luwc
State War Academy
Caldari State
#36 - 2014-09-04 06:50:03 UTC
your sisters virginity

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Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#37 - 2014-09-05 21:20:25 UTC
Luwc wrote:
your sisters virginity

Hmmm, do you have time traveling capabilities? Cause I dunno if this is possible...

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Luwc
State War Academy
Caldari State
#38 - 2014-09-08 06:53:29 UTC
Saeger1737 wrote:
Luwc wrote:
your sisters virginity

Hmmm, do you have time traveling capabilities? Cause I dunno if this is possible...


I can helicopter **** faster than light creating a distortion in space and time allowing my rotating genital to generate a wormhole leading back to your sisters virginity.

So yes.

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Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#39 - 2014-09-09 16:36:11 UTC
Luwc wrote:
Saeger1737 wrote:
Luwc wrote:
your sisters virginity

Hmmm, do you have time traveling capabilities? Cause I dunno if this is possible...


I can helicopter **** faster than light creating a distortion in space and time allowing my rotating genital to generate a wormhole leading back to your sisters virginity.

So yes.

Just take your spaceship and warp around the sun like in star trek... Much much simpler.

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Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#40 - 2014-09-11 19:50:29 UTC
What would you kill for the European equivalent of a Klondike bar? This is now worldwide friendly since I was getting mails about how I only deal my ice cream goodness to Americans....





Not selling a damn thing by the way just a question of what you would kill.(for all you TOS nay-sayers)

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