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I won eve!

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Foodpimp
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#1 - 2014-09-09 05:16:02 UTC
Everyone just log off now. Game over man.
Liviticus Osbourne
Team Domino
#2 - 2014-09-09 05:18:51 UTC
Log in to find magical space pony's.
Foodpimp
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#3 - 2014-09-09 05:20:18 UTC
Liviticus Osbourne wrote:
Log in to find magical space pony's.


don't need to find em! I got a BPO
Arancar Australis
Dead Sun Rising Enterprises
#4 - 2014-09-09 05:23:11 UTC
The committee has reviewed your performance and on a count back, have determined that the last NPC that you killed was indeed a suicide and thus points have been deducted and you have been relegated to 2nd place.

Please do not let this hinder you in any way or form from attempting to win EVE Online, as we fully support all attempts to win at this wonderful game (please ensure subscription and/or PLEX purchasing is kept up to date to ensure you are considered in the next round of awards).
Decian Cor
Stronghelm Corporation
Solyaris Chtonium
#5 - 2014-09-09 05:36:16 UTC
DO NOT PASS JITA, DO NOT COLLECT 200 ISK

[u]Unfiltered for the masses.[/u]

http://imgur.com/mzSl1Ie
Torneach Structor
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#6 - 2014-09-09 05:38:44 UTC
So in celebration, you should contract me all your stuff, seeing as how you don't need it anymore.
Remiel Pollard
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#7 - 2014-09-09 05:51:24 UTC
Decian Cor wrote:
DO NOT PASS JITA, DO NOT COLLECT 200 ISK


I thoroughly endorse an EVE version of Monopoly, as long as I can still play as teh thimble. Although, a shiny silver Ishkur piece would be a nice option from time to time...

“Some capsuleers claim that ECM is 'dishonorable' and 'unfair'. Jam those ones first, and kill them last.” - Jirai 'Fatal' Laitanen, Pithum Nullifier Training Manual c. YC104
Decian Cor
Stronghelm Corporation
Solyaris Chtonium
#8 - 2014-09-09 06:30:25 UTC
Remiel Pollard wrote:
Decian Cor wrote:
DO NOT PASS JITA, DO NOT COLLECT 200 ISK


I thoroughly endorse an EVE version of Monopoly, as long as I can still play as teh thimble. Although, a shiny silver Ishkur piece would be a nice option from time to time...


This is actually a much more entertaining idea than I originally planned with that little quip.


Landed on chance? WHAM - 75% Pirate Bounty Tax

Community chest? BAM - Take a trip on the nearest Smuggler's Route and pay the Sov Holder double the typical rate.

And just wait til you see prices on System Properties...

HED-GP just got listed at over 10B isk with a blue card.

Barleguet is at a record low for the sh*t*y light blue cards, available for 2 units of Tritanium and 3 Exotic Dancers.

HERO systems are fluctuating in price, somewhere between a yellow and red card, mostly due to the fact that nobody really knows what the **** is going on over there.

[u]Unfiltered for the masses.[/u]

http://imgur.com/mzSl1Ie
Remiel Pollard
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#9 - 2014-09-09 06:37:38 UTC
Decian Cor wrote:
Remiel Pollard wrote:
Decian Cor wrote:
DO NOT PASS JITA, DO NOT COLLECT 200 ISK


I thoroughly endorse an EVE version of Monopoly, as long as I can still play as teh thimble. Although, a shiny silver Ishkur piece would be a nice option from time to time...


This is actually a much more entertaining idea than I originally planned with that little quip.


Landed on chance? WHAM - 75% Pirate Bounty Tax

Community chest? BAM - Take a trip on the nearest Smuggler's Route and pay the Sov Holder double the typical rate.

And just wait til you see prices on System Properties...

HED-GP just got listed at over 10B isk with a blue card.

Barleguet is at a record low for the sh*t*y light blue cards, available for 2 units of Tritanium and 3 Exotic Dancers.

HERO systems are fluctuating in price, somewhere between a yellow and red card, mostly due to the fact that nobody really knows what the **** is going on over there.


When I play Monopoly, I quietly slip money that I've earned legitimately under the board when no one is watching, just a little bit at a time. Everyone thinks I'm losing then BAM, I buy everything.

“Some capsuleers claim that ECM is 'dishonorable' and 'unfair'. Jam those ones first, and kill them last.” - Jirai 'Fatal' Laitanen, Pithum Nullifier Training Manual c. YC104
DJentropy Ovaert
The Conference Elite
The Conference
#10 - 2014-09-09 06:49:28 UTC
Remiel Pollard wrote:


When I play Monopoly, I quietly slip money that I've earned legitimately under the board when no one is watching, just a little bit at a time. Everyone thinks I'm losing then BAM, I buy everything.


omg I used to do that when I was a kid and my bother and sisters would get so angry.

EXPLOITS! NO MONOPOLY BUSHIDO! COWARD! They would cry.

But I just kept winning :P
Remiel Pollard
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#11 - 2014-09-09 06:57:26 UTC
DJentropy Ovaert wrote:
Remiel Pollard wrote:


When I play Monopoly, I quietly slip money that I've earned legitimately under the board when no one is watching, just a little bit at a time. Everyone thinks I'm losing then BAM, I buy everything.


omg I used to do that when I was a kid and my bother and sisters would get so angry.

EXPLOITS! NO MONOPOLY BUSHIDO! COWARD! They would cry.

But I just kept winning :P


And it's not even an exploit, there is absolutely nothing in Monopoly's TOS rules that says you can't hide money under the board.

******* whiners.

“Some capsuleers claim that ECM is 'dishonorable' and 'unfair'. Jam those ones first, and kill them last.” - Jirai 'Fatal' Laitanen, Pithum Nullifier Training Manual c. YC104
Decian Cor
Stronghelm Corporation
Solyaris Chtonium
#12 - 2014-09-09 07:03:00 UTC
What about an Eve based game of Risk?

[u]Unfiltered for the masses.[/u]

http://imgur.com/mzSl1Ie
Kaely Tanniss
The Conference Council
The Conference
#13 - 2014-09-09 07:04:23 UTC
It was always helpfull to have the dirt on my brothers too...with the threat of disclosure it's a very effective way to secure the railroads...and if need be, Boardwalk...it's not cheating..it's using what you have to secure a win :) ...or I'd just pretend to cry and they'd let me win :P

If I had a nickel for every time someone said women don't play eve, I'd have a bag of nickels to whack the next person who said it..
Derrick Miles
Death Rabbit Ky Oneida
#14 - 2014-09-09 07:45:05 UTC
Nope, sorry Chribba already won it.
ISD Ezwal
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
ISD Alliance
#15 - 2014-09-09 10:33:18 UTC
Foodpimp wrote:
I won eve!
No you didn't.

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