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Where should I go to blow some dudes...

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Lady Spank
Get Out Nasty Face
#1 - 2014-09-05 00:05:41 UTC
up?

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Ralph King-Griffin
New Eden Tech Support
#2 - 2014-09-05 00:23:09 UTC
Charax Bouclier
Silvershield Universal
#3 - 2014-09-05 00:31:02 UTC
Lady Spank wrote:
up?


Thanks for the clarifying word. I was otherwise going to suggest the back alley. Twisted
Sabriz Adoudel
Move along there is nothing here
#4 - 2014-09-05 01:08:06 UTC
There are no bad trolling attempts.

Only bad people.

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Mallak Azaria
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#5 - 2014-09-05 02:23:17 UTC
Brothel

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Boom Boom Longtime
EVE Corporation 6908469858
Heroes and Villains.
#6 - 2014-09-05 02:33:17 UTC
Blue Oyster Bar with High tower from police academy?

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RubyPorto
RubysRhymes
#7 - 2014-09-05 05:09:46 UTC
Go down to blow dudes, not up.

"It's easy to speak for the silent majority. They rarely object to what you put into their mouths." -Abrazzar "the risk of having your day ruined by other people is the cornerstone with which EVE was built" -CCP Solomon

Christian Lionbate
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#8 - 2014-09-05 06:04:41 UTC  |  Edited by: Christian Lionbate
Mmmm, those lips....Big smile

Also, in before prudish, overzealous, killjoy people who's function and/or parentage we are not allowed to discuss, come in and do their thing.
James Nikolas Tesla
Tesla Holdings
#9 - 2014-09-05 11:41:52 UTC
Press B to Blow
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CODE is just a bunch of pirates; smart, organized pirates. It doesn't help to rage at them because that is exactly what they want. Dust yourself off and get back on your feet, you don't even have to talk to them.

Bronson Hughes
The Knights of the Blessed Mother of Acceleration
#10 - 2014-09-05 13:26:09 UTC
You, ma'am, almost owed me a new keyboard as I spewed my drink all over it upon reading the title. (Fortunately, I'm quite skilled at cleaning up sticky messes.)

For those looking for a real answer, find a pipe between two tradehubs, go to the lowest security system along that pipe, and wreak havoc.

Alternatively, find pockets of hisec that are isolated by losec systems and wreak havoc on the people coming in and out.

Go forth and blow dudes...up....

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Muadd Dibb
Legendary Gentlemen's Club
Fraternity.
#11 - 2014-09-05 13:30:49 UTC
To quote Full Metal Jacket Lady Spank

"I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose"

Frostys Virpio
State War Academy
Caldari State
#12 - 2014-09-05 13:31:24 UTC
Boom Boom Longtime wrote:
Blue Oyster Bar with High tower from police academy?


I don't know what you are talking about. This bar obviously only has dancing party.
Muadd Dibb
Legendary Gentlemen's Club
Fraternity.
#13 - 2014-09-05 13:36:27 UTC
Frostys Virpio wrote:
Boom Boom Longtime wrote:
Blue Oyster Bar with High tower from police academy?


I don't know what you are talking about. This bar obviously only has dancing party.


I heard from a friend of a mate of a relative who is a son of a third in line cousin that they dance a lot.

In mankinis, gimp masks and hose pipes
Boom Boom Longtime
EVE Corporation 6908469858
Heroes and Villains.
#14 - 2014-09-06 00:48:26 UTC
Muadd Dibb wrote:
Frostys Virpio wrote:
Boom Boom Longtime wrote:
Blue Oyster Bar with High tower from police academy?


I don't know what you are talking about. This bar obviously only has dancing party.


I heard from a friend of a mate of a relative who is a son of a third in line cousin that they dance a lot.

In mankinis, gimp masks and hose pipes

I've heard rumours about the parties at the back door bins of tesco supermarkets.

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Mike Adoulin
Happys Happy Hamster Hunting Club
#15 - 2014-09-06 01:01:27 UTC
I believe Amarr Undock is the hip-hop happening place right now.

Cool

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And if it isn't, it's your job to make it a trap...:)

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IIshira
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#16 - 2014-09-06 02:10:06 UTC
Big smileI like this thread. I mean who doesn't want to blow some dudes... up
Solecist Project
#17 - 2014-09-08 00:03:53 UTC
10/10, dare I say a classic spank but my memory is bad.

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