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The Dickwad Squad- For Hire
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Cyclo Hexanol
Stimulus
Rote Kapelle
#1 - 2014-09-04 02:06:44 UTC  |  Edited by: Cyclo Hexanol
Are you looking for a classy personalized touch to your contractor?
Tired of hiring mercs that dont actively hunt for your Targets?

We at The Dickwad Squad believe that active hunting practices and tactics should be the core of any paid Highsec war. We also specialize in corporate takeovers.

All information is strictly confidential between you and the point of contact.

For more information on our services or to get a quote, contact one of our agents today!

Agents
Jake Makbema
Cyclo Hexanol

Though we cannot share details of past contracts you can take a look through our killboard.
https://zkillboard.com/corporation/98332586/

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Seraph IX Basarab
Outer Path
Seraphim Division
#2 - 2014-09-04 02:29:54 UTC
I have your selling phrase. "We'll whip it out, for a price."

You're welcome.
Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#3 - 2014-09-04 02:31:46 UTC
Oh how I'm eager to wardec...

MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!
Cyclo Hexanol
Stimulus
Rote Kapelle
#4 - 2014-09-04 04:30:41 UTC
Seraph IX Basarab wrote:
I have your selling phrase. "We'll whip it out, for a price."

You're welcome.



^^^ This

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Don Purple
Snuggle Society
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#5 - 2014-09-04 05:08:43 UTC  |  Edited by: Don Purple
Take down your kb, its not pretty.

I am just here to snuggle and do spy stuff.
Valkin Mordirc
#6 - 2014-09-04 14:34:13 UTC
Don Purple wrote:
Take down your kb, its not pretty.



Not empty quoting,




But good luck with it.

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Cannibal Kane
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#7 - 2014-09-04 16:05:50 UTC
Oh hey...

More competition.

"Kane is the End Boss of Highsec." -Psychotic Monk
Serendipity Lost
Repo Industries
#8 - 2014-09-04 16:12:23 UTC
Ignore these nay sayers. With those sunglasses and that little patch of hair on your chin - Dudes will be lining up to give you cash to perform dirty deeds. I smell success here.
Ralph King-Griffin
New Eden Tech Support
#9 - 2014-09-04 16:22:04 UTC
that Miasmos kill is hilarious.

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Zeus Maximo
Mentally Assured Destruction
#10 - 2014-09-04 23:19:10 UTC
Cyclo Hexanol wrote:

Tired of hiring mercs that dont actively hunt for your Targets?


Well that's offensive....

Nonetheless good luck.

"It is not possible either to trick or escape the mind of Zeus."

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Buhhdust Princess
Mind Games.
Suddenly Spaceships.
#11 - 2014-09-05 00:24:58 UTC
Very little proof u could actually complete a decent contract.. but, i wish u good luck and i hope u prove me wrong.
Cyclo Hexanol
Stimulus
Rote Kapelle
#12 - 2014-09-05 02:11:08 UTC
Zeus Maximo wrote:
Cyclo Hexanol wrote:

Tired of hiring mercs that dont actively hunt for your Targets?


Well that's offensive....

Nonetheless good luck.



Different tools for different tasks. Camping central systems and trade hubs is very effective against a larger portion of groups.
Some groups learn how to avoid those areas and evade camps. We like those groups. :)

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Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#13 - 2014-09-05 02:33:42 UTC
Cyclo Hexanol wrote:
Zeus Maximo wrote:
Cyclo Hexanol wrote:

Tired of hiring mercs that dont actively hunt for your Targets?


Well that's offensive....

Nonetheless good luck.



Different tools for different tasks. Camping central systems and trade hubs is very effective against a larger portion of groups.
Some groups learn how to avoid those areas and evade camps. We like those groups. :)

Sound like a pack of noobs with no hope... Oh I want to Dec.

MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!
Eugene Kerner
TunDraGon
Goonswarm Federation
#14 - 2014-09-05 10:28:29 UTC  |  Edited by: Eugene Kerner
Ralph King-Griffin wrote:
that Miasmos kill is hilarious.


That ship name sounds like a diȼk-injury.

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Ralph King-Griffin
New Eden Tech Support
#15 - 2014-09-05 11:04:12 UTC
Eugene Kerner wrote:
Ralph King-Griffin wrote:
that Miasmos kill is hilarious.


That ship name sounds like a diȼk-injury.

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