Crime & Punishment

Sit down, shut up, and listen to my story.

It all started about 3 weeks ago, when I re-subbed after a 1 year break from the game. I had just finished flying back to Oursulaert and sorting through my ships that needed to be re-fit. I started looking in local for my first war target when I see there's a suspect. Without looking at who the suspect was I undock in my thorax only to find them sitting stationary in an ishkur on the station undock... I think to myself "well... guess this is my first kill" and switch to my volly ship. I undock it, stop next to him, take the 40s to lock and BOOM! my first kill since re-subbing only 12 hours in :D
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Little did I know this was the CEO of Lords.Of.Midnight which is a member of The Devil's Warrior Alliance. Well within about 10 mins they had declared war on me. Now at this point I'm thinking "Lol ok... free war 12 hours into my re-sub."

Life goes on for the next few days and as usual, the big bad alliance brings the fight to me... with rather good results (for me)
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They finally give up playing my station games and decide to taunt me saying "It's easy to kill people on station with artillery, but you can't kill us off station." So ... I obviously had to accept their challenge by the rules of e-honor, thus resulting in this...
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After which a strange thing occurred. They stopped fighting me!?! about a day after that kill I was contacted by a fairly new member who told me "Well they told us not to fight you, so I'm out of the alliance" and he promptly quit. I was surprised by this (well not that much) and decided to test it. I took out my combat Velator for a fight and started hunting them down. Sure enough, every time I jumped into a system with one of them they would dock up and some even logged off (only to log back on 15 mins later). Over the coarse of the remaining war I was contacted by 2 other members who told me the same thing "they told us not to fight you ... so I quit". pretty ******* hilarious over all.

So now the wars been over for about 2 weeks and I really havn't thought about it much. I've been busy with the 20+ other corps/alliances that I have dec'ed. But last night a funny thing occured. One of their (former) members contacted me and sent me a mail... apparently I put such a scare into them that they have a new corp doctrine, ANY 1 man corp that dec's them MUST be me! and as such should not be fought. The mail is attached below... feel free to LOL.


FW: BlinDeamon's 1 Man Wardec
From: XXXXXXX
Sent: 2014.08.29 23:01
To: BlinDeamon,

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BlinDeamon's 1 Man Wardec
From: XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
Sent: 2014.08.23 15:02
To: XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

War: XXXXXXXXXXXXX vs. The Devil's Warrior Alliance

For those of you that have recently joined our ranks and also for everyone else... BlinDeamon has formed a 1-man corporation and declared war on our Alliance. Effectively this will be a continuation of our recent war with him.

A few things to consider...

- ignore his smack talking in Local, if you're too tempted to post in Local just Block him. keep in mind that the entire star system will be able to read the two of you making asses out of yourselves. don't do it.

- do not post [not even with an alt] to the Forums calling for other groups to kill him for you. it makes our entire Alliance look weak and incompetent. don't do it.

- if you're in the Oursulaert III area with BlinDeamon make sure you're using the 396km instawarp bookmark to undock safely

- do not engage this guy solo on a station or on a stargate, he's proven himself to be wiley enough by now for us to know that it's a trap

- fly smart, scout your way with an alt [preferred] or use a fast aligning frigate if you must fly solo

If you have additional questions reach out to XXXXXXXXXXXX or myself.


XXXXXXXXXXX











PS: <3 u Feyd, you made my coming back to EvE

read "Sit down" and thought B (Cough) S (Cough)

Confirming blaping newbies and then shiteing up local fo the next two hours about it from the undock is indeed the telling of 1337 pvp.

Thank you for the compliments 'F', but I would like to point out that this post Isn't about ME " pwning Devils' " It's about how they turn tail and run when ANYONE kills a few of them.

I would also like to compliment your alliance on their displays of PVP prowess while camping the Amarr pipe and baiting missioners into fights (I mean hell I only ran 4 of your camps during our war). It seems you're alliance has mastered this and is only second to Marmite in it's prowess.

~ Definitely Not BlinDeamon

Thx, but I'm not trying to troll here. I'm just pointing out how pathetic some corporations of your alliance are. (I'm giving you the benefit of the doubt and not thinking your whole alliance is like them).

I've actually been loving the attention " F " has been paying me :D all for popping his crappy deadspace fit Ishkur.

~ Definitely Not Blindeamon

Hey, notBlinD, is notReisen coming back too?

Just asking..:)

Damn, that's harsh, saying " F ", and Petur Martin are low skilled... I'm sure that hurts.

hehe, I'm sure they can handle it :P
And havent you and Feyd discussed that ishkur in detail by now?

Its an ishkur man... its not like you actually did something impressive :)
Everyone can have a bad day, and some are lucky.

Could I ask what you where in? Anything worth chasing?
Aw.. I thought you just said you loved the attention? what else can you expect?
Please make up you mind...

Still did'nt answer my question, was your ship worth the effort?

but yeah.. short story of this thread is that you killed some frigs and went through some gate camps?
Want a medal?

PS: The youngest pilot you killed have done more amazing things than you are ranting about here..