Crime & Punishment

Section two will deal with operation of extra-independent modules such as tractor units and also govern the discharge of weaponry in civilized (empire) space. Why do we need this?
Well, when is the last time you saw a Department of Natural Resources cop allow a fisherman to use an "Automatic fisher"?
And I dont know about you, but im not allowed to discharge a weapon within the city limits! As such, I give you section two.

For the following questions, assume that you are a mission runner. You are planning to make some ISK running complexes for the faction of your choice. Before undertaking the mission, you complete the following:


Question 4:

Before you undock, youll need a ship! You will be running a level 3 mission, so you jump into:

A) An assault frigate. Exceptional tank and good DPS will allow you to skillfully and efficiently eliminate the rats.

B) A battleship with a full compliment of drones. Setting your drones on "Aggressive" will allow you go to AFK during the mission.

C) A mining barge. Because you are a moron.

D) An Assault frigate, AND a logi or ECM ship, flown by a buddy, because you never know who may show up to your mission pocket.

Question 5:

Your next mission is a level 4. The agent advises you to bring a battleship based on the threat level and difficulty of the mission. You elect upon a Navy Raven to accomplish your mission, but not before checking your skills to see that you can fly one without substantial powergrid modifications, and also ensure that you are able to cover the loss if something goes wrong. For fittings, you choose:

A) In EvE, more expensive is always better. Purchase a PLEX with real money, and buy all officer torpedo launchers.

B) In EvE, it is easy to substitute proper skillpoints with faction gear. Who needs training? Purchase Blue-and-Green equipment for your tank.

C) Both A and B. Nothing will stop an officer fit Navy Raven with a deadspace and faction Tank. NOTHING.

D) I refuse to undock and fly a Navy Raven without proper training. I will tank for all possible encounters, including those involving other players.

Question 6:

Lucky you! While missioning, you have had a visit from a holy Inquisitor of HTFU. Much like the Spaniards of ancient Earth where he derives his namesake, his mission is to ensure no Heresy exists. He engages and destroys your tractor unit, flagging himself as suspect. Hey! He cant do that! You decide to turn your torpedoes towards him, and fire off a few shots. Surely torpedoes will kill a small ship such as his, right? What the hell is an "Ishkur" anyhow?

You:

A) Quickly realize that your torpedoes are not designed to hit fast orbiting, small ships. Your DPS is extremely minimal. How misleading! Radio your corp for help, and tell them to bring destroyers, not battleships.

B) You are not a member of any corp, and have no spacefriends to speak of. Die in a fire.

C) Rage at the inquisitor, informing him that you have the right to play as you wish, and that hisec is safe. Unbeknownst to you, you have added another tick to the kill-it-forward program.

D) Contact a New Order Agent to rage. Because all things blown up in Highsec are because of the New Order.

Question 7:

Upon returning from your mission, your ship is confiscated on the undock of your home station by a New Order agent. He informs you that due to your illegal rampant use of military grade ordinance in Empire space, he had no other choice. Please remember that this is a stressful time for both you and the officer, and both are concerned for your safety. He offers his regrets for the loss of your ship, but also offers to issue a weapons permit so that the misunderstanding can be prevented in the future.

You:

A) Report the issue to a GM. All losses in Highsec should be reimbursed, because you didnt consent to PVP. Where is the "flag" button, anyhow?

B) Realize that the appearance of "USS GANKNADO" on DSCAN should have predicated use of a warp-to-zero bookmark at your station. This would prevent your loss, but still leave you non-compliant for future incidents.

C) GF in local, and thank the Agent for his service. This is a stressful time for both you and the Agent, and both are concerned for your safety. You purchase a weapons permit for future use, and inquire how YOU can help keep Highsec safe in the future.

D) Inform the Agent that you have important Alts in Nullsec ( you dont ) and that you will get him back! ( You wont )

// End of section 2. A 100% score is required for completion of this section. Please proceed to section 3 //

Clearly the answer to all of the questions is to rage, because suicide gankers are all sociopathic bullies, right?

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Section 3 is knowledge based. All pilots should know how to use essential ship functions, and all functions of the ship are essential. It wouldnt be there if you didnt need it.

Question 8:

You just purchased a new Buzzard-class Covops ship to run a few exploration zones. After fitting it up to run the sites, you adeptly scan down your first, and start to hack a few cans, all the while both spamming DSCAN and thanking GOD that CCP took out that dumbshit "scatter" mechanic. However, you cant make heads or tails of DSCAN, because there is too much to keep track of.

You:

A) Contact a New Order Agent to rage. This is clearly his fault, and you shouldnt need to worry about him anyhow. **** him.

B) Correctly setup your overview, using filters and making sure the correct boxes are marked. This has allowed you to see only incoming ships (threats), and will assist greatly if you must make a hasty departure.

C) You dont even know what DSCAN is, much less how to use it. WTF is "AU" anyhow?

D) I dont run exploration sites. You cant do those while AFK.

Question 9:

You are wardecced! Your aggressors have you station camped, and have JUST destroyed a fellow corpie that foolishly thought he could run the blockade. You NEED to get to the fleet in order to provide support one system over. Time is ticking.

You:

A) Would never be wardecced because you are in an NPC corp. Playing with others is too complicated and risky.

B) Scoff at the ignorance of the corpie who was killed, undock, and use your insta-undock bookmark to evade the station camp. You also know that the aggressors cannot jump with you, because your knowledge of game mechanics assures you they are on a combat timer.

C) Undock and attempt to warp out. You never needed bookmarks to fly before, so why now?

D) Contact a New Order Agent to rage, because all wardecs are grief-based, and never have tactical objectives, and therefore the fault of the New Order.

Question 10:

You are in combat with another player. (I know, WOW!) He is an MWD fit Scram-Kiter, and is orbiting you at high velocity. Your tank is not holding, and you cant get away, your only option to destroy him.

You:

A) Use the "slingshot" maneuver to bring him into web/scram range, overheating as you do so.

B) Use your manual piloting skills to cut his orbit.

C) I dont fly with webs, scrams, or points (whats the difference anyhow?) I will die in a fire.

D) Contact a New Order Agent to rage.

Please submit your test answers to my evemail along with a 10M ISK deposit. 10M additional ISK will be required for each incorrect answer, and must be received before Pilots License will be issued.

Fly safe.

"Crash the gate. YOLO!" is only an option on one question.

I am the sad.

This is an excessively difficult test, I'm not sure if the answer to question 2 is C or D.

This is awesome. I want to do this quiz! I just need to find some time, which might happen soon.

John E Normus is a known liar and scoundrel.

I would suspect New Order agents are cops.

1) According to google cops are police officers
2) Police Officers enforce the law of the land
3) The law of the land is what James315 says it is.

So new order agents are cops.