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One Man's Stand Against the Finless Thrasher
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Bronson Hughes
The Knights of the Blessed Mother of Acceleration
#1 - 2014-08-28 04:49:36 UTC
So I recently discovered that the Thrasher's signature solar panel fins are no longer visible in game. You can see them there briefly as the ship decloaks, but once visible in space they disappear.

I consider this to be a travesty. In order to protest this abomination, and because I feel that no Thrashers deserve to live without their solar panels, I am launching a campaign to destroy all of my Thrashers. Since this desecration is so vile, I feel that only CONCORD and Faction Police can muster the firepower to purge the evil.

Behold, my first Thrasher Purging!

Unfortunately, the gate sentry guns killed my Thrasher before CONCORD could arrive and apply damage so the full purging doesn't appear to be showing up on killboards. But I assure you, the Thrasher WAS purged.

2014.08.28 04:32:00

Victim: Bronson Hughes
Corp: The Knights of the Blessed Mother of Acceleration
Alliance: Unknown
Faction: Unknown
Destroyed: Thrasher
System: Madirmilire
Security: 0.6
Damage Taken: 2876

Involved parties:

Name: Amarr Sentry Gun / Amarr Empire (laid the final blow)
Damage Done: 2876

Destroyed items:

280mm Howitzer Artillery II
Republic Fleet Phased Plasma S, Qty: 19
280mm Howitzer Artillery II
280mm Howitzer Artillery II
280mm Howitzer Artillery II
Republic Fleet Phased Plasma S, Qty: 19
Republic Fleet Phased Plasma S, Qty: 19
Republic Fleet Phased Plasma S, Qty: 19
280mm Howitzer Artillery II
Warp Disruptor I

Dropped items:

Republic Fleet Phased Plasma S, Qty: 19
280mm Howitzer Artillery II
Republic Fleet Phased Plasma S, Qty: 19
Republic Fleet Phased Plasma S, Qty: 19
Gyrostabilizer II
Gyrostabilizer II
Sensor Booster II
Scan Resolution Script
280mm Howitzer Artillery II

How many more Thrashers will I have to purge before CCP addresses this grievous oversight?

Please CCP....

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Kaely Tanniss
Black Lotus Society.
#2 - 2014-08-28 04:56:38 UTC
This is a travesty. It looks so naked :( Poor little naked thrashers flying around completely exposed in cold space. Sad

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Ilithyia Borgia
The Conference Elite
Safety.
#3 - 2014-08-28 05:04:37 UTC
Why would you strip the ugly-beautiful thrasher of it's wings? WHY CCP? WHY? Sad
Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#4 - 2014-08-28 05:37:10 UTC
I can help you purge, undock accept dual, and boom death of nude thrasher.

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Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#5 - 2014-08-28 10:30:39 UTC  |  Edited by: Jonah Gravenstein
CCP Sledgehammer wrote:
This was completely unintended. Sorry about how naked the Thrasher looks, we are fixing it up today.


CCP Sledgehammer wrote:
Hey guys.

We have fixed up the Thrasher and Cyclone, but the Saber and Claymore were not as straightforward and will be addressed as soon as possible. Look out for the fixed Thrasher and Cyclone tomorrow.

Sorry this slipped through!



Hopefully the Thrasher is getting its fins back after DT today

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Bronson Hughes
The Knights of the Blessed Mother of Acceleration
#6 - 2014-08-28 12:24:10 UTC
Glory be to CCP! My very last Thrasher has it's fins back!

So concludes what was arguably the shortest, one-man suicide gank campaign in the history of EvE. Lol

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Rabe Raptor
The Conference Elite
Safety.
#7 - 2014-08-31 22:25:07 UTC
Bronson Hughes wrote:
Glory be to CCP! My very last Thrasher has it's fins back!

So concludes what was arguably the shortest, one-man suicide gank campaign in the history of EvE. Lol


I can actually say "cool story, bro" for once and not be sarcastic.

Cool story bro :D

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Bronson Hughes
The Knights of the Blessed Mother of Acceleration
#8 - 2014-09-02 11:14:45 UTC
Rabe Raptor wrote:
Bronson Hughes wrote:
Glory be to CCP! My very last Thrasher has it's fins back!

So concludes what was arguably the shortest, one-man suicide gank campaign in the history of EvE. Lol


I can actually say "cool story, bro" for once and not be sarcastic.

Cool story bro :D

The CODE always wins....

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