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A public apology to flakeys

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Companion Trollin
Doomheim
#1 - 2011-09-12 11:57:40 UTC
Some of my recent posts may have publicly called into question flakeys' sexual orientation.

In light of certain recent factual revelations I feel it necessary to apologize publicly to flakeys and to set the record straight.

flakeys is not a homosexual - certain exerpts from public banter between Amarr Citizen 155 and flakeys lead me, erroniously, to believe flakeys enjoyed sexual activities involving orifices of the digestive system, that are not the mouth, writ large.

I only recently have come to understand that this is not the case. It has become apparent to me that flakeys has a particularly potent man-crush on Amarr Citizen 155 and only enjoys these behaviours with him.

In the porn industry there exists the concept of "gay for pay" - where a straight male actor will engage in homosexual acts for money.

I believe this concept can be adapted to explain the banter I've witnessed - I'd like to term this behaviour "gay for AC155."

Now that the facts are plain: flakeys; please accept this apology with my most heartfelt regret for any embarassment I may have caused you.
flakeys
Doomheim
#2 - 2011-09-12 12:01:13 UTC
I AM NOT GAY .....





on a sidenote , AC this does not mean our 'dates' needs to end here though Oops

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.

MailDeadDrop
Archon Industries
#3 - 2011-09-12 12:53:28 UTC
Companion Trollin wrote:
In the **** industry there exists the concept of "gay for pay" - where a straight male actor will engage in homosexual acts for money.

I'm slightly concerned that you apparently have such a deep understanding of things in the pornography business...

MDD
Cyniac
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#4 - 2011-09-12 16:11:09 UTC
flakeys wrote:
I AM NOT GAY .....



Quote:
Definition Gay : Showing or characterized by cheerfulness and lighthearted excitement; merry.



Aww....

We'll try to make you merry and cheerful again Flakeys don't worry.
flakeys
Doomheim
#5 - 2011-09-12 16:27:35 UTC
Cyniac wrote:
flakeys wrote:
I AM NOT GAY .....



Quote:
Definition MARRIAGE : Never Showing or characterized by cheerfulness and lighthearted excitement; merry.




We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.

flakeys
Doomheim
#6 - 2011-09-12 16:28:07 UTC  |  Edited by: flakeys
flakeys wrote:
I AM NOT GAY .....



Cyniac wrote:
Definition MARRIAGE : Never Showing or characterized by cheerfulness and lighthearted excitement; merry.




Too late ... too bloody late cyniac




Edit: Did i mention i hate this frikking forum yet?No?I frikking HATE this forum.

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.

CCP Zymurgist
C C P
C C P Alliance
#7 - 2011-09-12 17:48:32 UTC
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