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Dear Goon Pets (thats all of you in the CFC who are not in GSF MK 3)
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RAIN Arthie
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#121 - 2014-08-19 16:51:36 UTC
Mallak Azaria wrote:
Gevlon pets are pretty amusing.



Huh?
Andski
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#122 - 2014-08-19 17:03:09 UTC
RAIN Arthie wrote:
Ok cool, I'll bring the wiz. That way you can say something worth getting banned for. After that you can burn something leaving your space unoccupied longer.Big smile


a smartbombing apoc will do just fine, no need for words

Twitter: @EVEAndski

"It's easy to speak for the silent majority. They rarely object to what you put into their mouths."    - Abrazzar
baltec1
Bat Country
Pandemic Horde
#123 - 2014-08-19 17:07:47 UTC
Andski wrote:
RAIN Arthie wrote:
Ok cool, I'll bring the wiz. That way you can say something worth getting banned for. After that you can burn something leaving your space unoccupied longer.Big smile


a smartbombing apoc will do just fine, no need for words


RLML rattle or five are fun.
RAIN Arthie
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#124 - 2014-08-20 12:00:51 UTC
I actually have a question for you all. What game are you planning on ruining next? Serious question. I heard you came from a different game that you ruined, then decided to play eve and ruin it.
Syn Shi
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#125 - 2014-08-20 12:40:26 UTC
RAIN Arthie wrote:
I actually have a question for you all. What game are you planning on ruining next? Serious question. I heard you came from a different game that you ruined, then decided to play eve and ruin it.



ArcheAge..I hear its very zerg friendly.
Fleischgewehr
4S Corporation
The Initiative.
#126 - 2014-08-20 13:14:02 UTC
Of all the tears in this thread i really favor the Intrepid Crossing ones.

They have the initial taste of "grrr goons", but after that they get a strong "i want to mine" and then "i bring my dead space fitted ratting ship to a pvp fleet and die horrible" as the finishing end.

I am happy you are still around even after Cobalt Edge Incident and provide me and my friends with that delicious tears and kill mails.
Syn Shi
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#127 - 2014-08-20 15:52:11 UTC
Fleischgewehr wrote:
Of all the tears in this thread i really favor the Intrepid Crossing ones.

They have the initial taste of "grrr goons", but after that they get a strong "i want to mine" and then "i bring my dead space fitted ratting ship to a pvp fleet and die horrible" as the finishing end.

I am happy you are still around even after Cobalt Edge Incident and provide me and my friends with that delicious tears and kill mails.



How many times did you push F1? Inquiring minds want to know.
Tinydogg
No tax PVE Corp
#128 - 2014-08-20 19:51:49 UTC
CFC ALL DAY EVERYDAY!!!!!!!!!!
Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe
#129 - 2014-08-20 22:00:14 UTC
Syn Shi wrote:
Fleischgewehr wrote:
Of all the tears in this thread i really favor the Intrepid Crossing ones.

They have the initial taste of "grrr goons", but after that they get a strong "i want to mine" and then "i bring my dead space fitted ratting ship to a pvp fleet and die horrible" as the finishing end.

I am happy you are still around even after Cobalt Edge Incident and provide me and my friends with that delicious tears and kill mails.

How many times did you push F1? Inquiring minds want to know.

Nowdays getting to the login screen is already exciting.

Triggered by: Wars of Sovless Agression, Bending the Knee, Twisting the Knife, Eating Sov Wheaties, Bombless Bombers, Fizzlesov, Interceptor Fleets, Running Away, GhostTime Vuln, Renters, Bombs, Bubbles ?
Mallak Azaria
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#130 - 2014-08-20 22:06:44 UTC
RAIN Arthie wrote:
I actually have a question for you all. What game are you planning on ruining next? Serious question. I heard you came from a different game that you ruined, then decided to play eve and ruin it.


ITT making a game better is ruining it.

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Klyith
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#131 - 2014-08-20 22:28:02 UTC
RAIN Arthie wrote:
I actually have a question for you all. What game are you planning on ruining next? Serious question. I heard you came from a different game that you ruined, then decided to play eve and ruin it.


We had a long and complex plan to ruin Star Citizen, but had to abandon it when we discovered Chris Roberts was doing a fine job of ruining it well in advance.
James Amril-Kesh
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#132 - 2014-08-20 23:41:19 UTC
Fleischgewehr wrote:
Of all the tears in this thread i really favor the Intrepid Crossing ones.

They have the initial taste of "grrr goons", but after that they get a strong "i want to mine" and then "i bring my dead space fitted ratting ship to a pvp fleet and die horrible" as the finishing end.

I am happy you are still around even after Cobalt Edge Incident and provide me and my friends with that delicious tears and kill mails.

I read this post before I even noticed who you were. Big smile

Enjoying the rain today? ;)
Bohneik Itohn
10.K
#133 - 2014-08-21 00:01:58 UTC
Klyith wrote:
RAIN Arthie wrote:
I actually have a question for you all. What game are you planning on ruining next? Serious question. I heard you came from a different game that you ruined, then decided to play eve and ruin it.


We had a long and complex plan to ruin Star Citizen, but had to abandon it when we discovered Chris Roberts was doing a fine job of ruining it well in advance.


Can I step in here and make a suggestion real quick?

Why doesn't Goonswarm go and metagame the SC forums?

No really, don't think too hard about this, this isn't some puerile "go fetch the stick" comment.

The SC forums are brimming with a bunch of pompous entitled whingers who pop a blood vessel every time someone makes a comment or suggestion that doesn't fall within their vision of the holy ark that is Star Citizen and how it is going to deliver them unto the heavens bountiful in bread and manna as promised by the dear lord Chris Roberts. They have driven off nearly every reasonably minded person and just sit around in their incestuous circle-jerk while waiting for the next screenshots to drift their way.

If a couple thousand goons made it an objective to actively participate in the forums and spam it with suggestions that turn the game against everything that the whales are spending thousands of dollars in anticipation of it being, unequivocally drowning out their nasally demands, so that the game is declared a complete flop on launch, the entire internet would cheer.

Really, even I would give a slow clap for this, and I hate you sorry bastards. Big smile

I mean isn't this the next big challenge? Driving a game into the ground before it is even released?

Wait, CCP kills kittens now too?!  - Freyya

Are you a forum alt? Have you ever wondered why your experience on the forums is always so frustrating and unrewarding? This may help.
James Amril-Kesh
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#134 - 2014-08-21 00:05:38 UTC
Bohneik Itohn wrote:
so that the game is declared a complete flop on launch

Your entire plan assumes that the game will launch at all, something that most of us find unlikely.

Enjoying the rain today? ;)
Bohneik Itohn
10.K
#135 - 2014-08-21 00:38:14 UTC
James Amril-Kesh wrote:
Bohneik Itohn wrote:
so that the game is declared a complete flop on launch

Your entire plan assumes that the game will launch at all, something that most of us find unlikely.



Oh it will, it's just a matter of how much of what's promised is delivered, and how well it functions. They've got enough to "release" it now. I've seen worse put up for sale on Steam.

But that's just going to show how little it takes to call something a game and put it up for sale nowadays.

Dare I speak of Air Control?

Wait, CCP kills kittens now too?!  - Freyya

Are you a forum alt? Have you ever wondered why your experience on the forums is always so frustrating and unrewarding? This may help.
Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe
#136 - 2014-08-21 01:16:39 UTC
James Amril-Kesh wrote:
Bohneik Itohn wrote:
so that the game is declared a complete flop on launch

Your entire plan assumes that the game will launch at all, something that most of us find unlikely.

Oh snap, this is now a callout thread of another game....

Triggered by: Wars of Sovless Agression, Bending the Knee, Twisting the Knife, Eating Sov Wheaties, Bombless Bombers, Fizzlesov, Interceptor Fleets, Running Away, GhostTime Vuln, Renters, Bombs, Bubbles ?
Rhes
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#137 - 2014-08-21 02:11:26 UTC
Bohneik Itohn wrote:
Why doesn't Goonswarm go and metagame the SC forums?

Don't worry...some of us have big plans for SC if it ever gets released.

EVE is a game about spaceships and there's an enormous amount of work to do on the in-space gameplay before players (or developers) are ready to sacrifice it for a totally new type of gameplay - CCP Rise
Rhes
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#138 - 2014-08-21 02:12:21 UTC
RAIN Arthie wrote:
Mallak Azaria wrote:
Gevlon pets are pretty amusing.



Huh?

Probably referring to the fact that Gevlon is bankrolling your new #wreakingcrew coalition.

EVE is a game about spaceships and there's an enormous amount of work to do on the in-space gameplay before players (or developers) are ready to sacrifice it for a totally new type of gameplay - CCP Rise
Ireland VonVicious
Vicious Trading Company
#139 - 2014-08-21 02:24:31 UTC
Anyone who is willing to be in renter alliance for any coalition has no spine.

Peace is made in such ways?

Slaves are made in such ways!!!
Arkady Romanov
Whole Squid
#140 - 2014-08-21 02:27:11 UTC
How exactly could we make SC worse than it already is? Enterprising as we are, even we have limits.

Elite, on the other hand seems to be full of shellshocked ex EVE players who are already terrified of a potential goonrush on release. It's almost Pavlovian. I can't wait.

Whole Squid: Get Inked.