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What would you say if you woke up to the Avatar above you in your bed?

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Lucien Rouen
#10521 - 2014-08-20 03:58:56 UTC
Oh, no! I forgot the safe word!
Ragnar Severasse
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#10522 - 2014-08-20 04:53:52 UTC
Uh... Try "Garbanzo beans"

Speaking of beans, I ordered a bunch of chili, it'll get here soonish.
Jay Foucalt
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#10523 - 2014-08-20 11:44:47 UTC
you had chili last night? okay I'm going to open a window
Solecist Project
#10524 - 2014-08-20 12:27:38 UTC
Jay Foucalt wrote:
you had chili last night? okay I'm going to open a window

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Random McNally
Stay Frosty.
A Band Apart.
#10525 - 2014-08-20 12:52:17 UTC
That leather outfit is a little tough to chew through, but I think I'm up to the task.

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Rezan Tepet
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#10526 - 2014-08-20 13:10:46 UTC
Random McNally wrote:
That leather outfit is a little tough to chew through, but I think I'm up to the task.


Yo. WAKE AND BAAAAAAAKE.

I'm makin' waffles.

oaramos: |oh-WAR-uh-mohs| _n. — _Term given to early Caldarian wormhole explorers. From Rataani language; literally, "Wave-jumper."  _adj. — _[see: "moss" "mossy"] slang— crazy, insane
Lucien Rouen
#10527 - 2014-08-20 13:47:00 UTC
Ragnar Severasse wrote:
Uh... Try "Garbanzo beans"

Speaking of beans, I ordered a bunch of chili, it'll get here soonish.


I don't get it. Are you calling me too thin? :(

And to keep the thread going:

@Rezan, you better bring those waffles to me in bed. I'm not gettin' up.
Ragnar Severasse
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#10528 - 2014-08-20 13:47:49 UTC  |  Edited by: Ragnar Severasse
Smell that? That's the smell of napalm. Ain't nothing in the world like it. I love the smell of napalm in the morning!
Sol Project
Shitt Outta Luck - GANKING4GOOD
#10529 - 2014-08-20 13:50:28 UTC  |  Edited by: Sol Project
Wrong thread, sorry...

Ladies of New Eden YC 117 by Indahmawar Fazmarai

Warning: NSFW! Barely legal girls in underwear!

Diana Kim > AND THIS IS WHY THE FEDERATION MUST BE DESTROYED!!
Lucien Rouen
#10530 - 2014-08-20 13:53:38 UTC
Sol Project wrote:

Half my weight... 3/4 my height ...

How about you give me that shirt and I won't beat the living hell out of you......


You are terrible at foreplay.
Sol Project
Shitt Outta Luck - GANKING4GOOD
#10531 - 2014-08-20 13:55:22 UTC
Lucien Rouen wrote:
Sol Project wrote:

Half my weight... 3/4 my height ...

How about you give me that shirt and I won't beat the living hell out of you......


You are terrible at foreplay.

I apologise for posting in the wrong thread.

Now contract that shirt over, mouse.

Ladies of New Eden YC 117 by Indahmawar Fazmarai

Warning: NSFW! Barely legal girls in underwear!

Diana Kim > AND THIS IS WHY THE FEDERATION MUST BE DESTROYED!!
Lucien Rouen
#10532 - 2014-08-20 13:57:17 UTC
Sol Project wrote:
Lucien Rouen wrote:
Sol Project wrote:

Half my weight... 3/4 my height ...

How about you give me that shirt and I won't beat the living hell out of you......


You are terrible at foreplay.

I apologise for posting in the wrong thread.

Now contract that shirt over, mouse.


You are assuming I don't want to be hit.
Laudenum Hayes
Lucifer's Hammer
A Band Apart.
#10533 - 2014-08-20 14:17:11 UTC
Hmmm, smells like teen testosterone.

Guess I'll just take care of myself while you to go hug, or dance or whatever you do.
Tilde Duchateau
The Vendunari
End of Life
#10534 - 2014-08-20 14:20:46 UTC
While the youngster does that, us ladies can have some fun... together.

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Ragnar Severasse
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#10535 - 2014-08-20 15:45:41 UTC
Not in front of the kid, he'll get all the wrong ideas.
Rezan Tepet
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#10536 - 2014-08-20 16:34:07 UTC
Why do I keep waking up with bald men in my bed?

oaramos: |oh-WAR-uh-mohs| _n. — _Term given to early Caldarian wormhole explorers. From Rataani language; literally, "Wave-jumper."  _adj. — _[see: "moss" "mossy"] slang— crazy, insane
Ila Dace
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#10537 - 2014-08-20 23:35:00 UTC
That's not a bald head... That either.

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Jace Sarice
#10538 - 2014-08-21 01:47:20 UTC
Where's breakfast?
vicuneo
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#10539 - 2014-08-21 02:13:37 UTC
We need to stop doing this Jace... at first it was just fun and games, but now its just too much. Too many emotions, too much hurt.

Hold me.
Derrick Miles
Death Rabbit Ky Oneida
#10540 - 2014-08-21 07:38:16 UTC
Hey there se- ooookay. I need to ease up on the whiskey.