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Dear Goon Pets (thats all of you in the CFC who are not in GSF MK 3)
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Maeltstome
Ten Thousand Days
#101 - 2014-08-19 13:49:23 UTC
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
Renter Cats!

Rise up against your Masters!!!!

Your Masters care not for you!

Don't Grrrrrrr Dogs or random birds in the yard! Grrrrrr Goons instead! Drop ALL the catnip! Attack ALL the hands that pet you! Roll on ALL the black garments! Scratch on ALL the furniture! Climb ALL the curtains! Play with ALL the knitted mice! Stare at ALL the ceiling fan! Step on ALL the keyboard! Get in the way of ALL the monitors! Chew on ALL the cables! Go crazy at 2am for ALL the reasons! Kick ALL the litter out of the box! Stare at people until they give you ALL of the food!

There may come a day, when the dont-give-a-**** of cats fade.. but it is not this day!
Today, we lay here in this one sunny spot which happens to be right in the middle of the hallway!!!

::Meow::


UAE has spoken. The uprising has begun.

Seriously though - It's always been the same. IRON/D2 basically just didnt even defend the space they had against BoB/etc.

This is good though - it means that people on the offensive are, once again, vindicated by avoiding the main alliance at the core of a Coalition and killing smaller pet-owned-assets. War of attrition.
Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe
#102 - 2014-08-19 15:10:42 UTC
Maeltstome wrote:
it means that people on the offensive are, once again, vindicated by avoiding the main alliance at the core of a Coalition and killing smaller pet-owned-assets. War of attrition.

You're the main alliance of the N3 coalition?

Triggered by: Wars of Sovless Agression, Bending the Knee, Twisting the Knife, Eating Sov Wheaties, Bombless Bombers, Fizzlesov, Interceptor Fleets, Running Away, GhostTime Vuln, Renters, Bombs, Bubbles ?
RAIN Arthie
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#103 - 2014-08-19 15:14:19 UTC
Goons are stocking assets for an ass whoopin. CFC- when IRC rolled through last week they never came out to play. Therefore all is going well. Big smile
knobber Jobbler
State War Academy
Caldari State
#104 - 2014-08-19 15:17:10 UTC
RAIN Arthie wrote:
Goons are stocking assets for an ass whoopin. CFC- when IRC rolled through last week they never came out to play. Therefore all is going well. Big smile


VFK by August right?
baltec1
Bat Country
Pandemic Horde
#105 - 2014-08-19 15:49:45 UTC
RAIN Arthie wrote:
Goons are stocking assets for an ass whoopin. CFC- when IRC rolled through last week they never came out to play. Therefore all is going well. Big smile


We were honestly surprised IRC was even still around. We thought you lot went extinct when Razor burned down the game reserve.
RAIN Arthie
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#106 - 2014-08-19 16:01:54 UTC
baltec1 wrote:
RAIN Arthie wrote:
Goons are stocking assets for an ass whoopin. CFC- when IRC rolled through last week they never came out to play. Therefore all is going well. Big smile


We were honestly surprised IRC was even still around. We thought you lot went extinct when Razor burned down the game reserve.



Ya know, you guys keep saying those sorts of things like it matters. I was supprised when we rolled through your space, and there was not a soul in sight. You have a lot of real estate you don't use. Shame really.
Andski
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#107 - 2014-08-19 16:05:44 UTC
RAIN Arthie wrote:
baltec1 wrote:
RAIN Arthie wrote:
Goons are stocking assets for an ass whoopin. CFC- when IRC rolled through last week they never came out to play. Therefore all is going well. Big smile


We were honestly surprised IRC was even still around. We thought you lot went extinct when Razor burned down the game reserve.



Ya know, you guys keep saying those sorts of things like it matters. I was supprised when we rolled through your space, and there was not a soul in sight. You have a lot of real estate you don't use. Shame really.


it will still be unused but you will never have that real estate

Twitter: @EVEAndski

"It's easy to speak for the silent majority. They rarely object to what you put into their mouths."    - Abrazzar
RAIN Arthie
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#108 - 2014-08-19 16:09:17 UTC
Andski wrote:
RAIN Arthie wrote:
baltec1 wrote:
RAIN Arthie wrote:
Goons are stocking assets for an ass whoopin. CFC- when IRC rolled through last week they never came out to play. Therefore all is going well. Big smile


We were honestly surprised IRC was even still around. We thought you lot went extinct when Razor burned down the game reserve.



Ya know, you guys keep saying those sorts of things like it matters. I was supprised when we rolled through your space, and there was not a soul in sight. You have a lot of real estate you don't use. Shame really.


it will still be unused but you will never have that real estate



We will see. I like the top of your head btw. Very appropriate for the situation.
Andski
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#109 - 2014-08-19 16:12:50 UTC
RAIN Arthie wrote:
We will see. I like the top of your head btw. Very appropriate for the situation.


if you're optimistic i hate to say but you'll only ever be disappointed

Twitter: @EVEAndski

"It's easy to speak for the silent majority. They rarely object to what you put into their mouths."    - Abrazzar
BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#110 - 2014-08-19 16:15:18 UTC
Sentamon wrote:
Goons are Dying (tm)

I think you have a bad case of mixed up memes.

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Mallak Azaria
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#111 - 2014-08-19 16:16:27 UTC
Gevlon's money ain't gonna buy you nothin but public humiliation.

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knobber Jobbler
State War Academy
Caldari State
#112 - 2014-08-19 16:29:53 UTC
RAIN Arthie wrote:
baltec1 wrote:
RAIN Arthie wrote:
Goons are stocking assets for an ass whoopin. CFC- when IRC rolled through last week they never came out to play. Therefore all is going well. Big smile


We were honestly surprised IRC was even still around. We thought you lot went extinct when Razor burned down the game reserve.



Ya know, you guys keep saying those sorts of things like it matters. I was supprised when we rolled through your space, and there was not a soul in sight. You have a lot of real estate you don't use. Shame really.


Jumping into EC in interceptors, and running right out again isn't exactly a tour de force.
RAIN Arthie
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#113 - 2014-08-19 16:32:14 UTC
knobber Jobbler wrote:
RAIN Arthie wrote:
baltec1 wrote:
RAIN Arthie wrote:
Goons are stocking assets for an ass whoopin. CFC- when IRC rolled through last week they never came out to play. Therefore all is going well. Big smile


We were honestly surprised IRC was even still around. We thought you lot went extinct when Razor burned down the game reserve.



Ya know, you guys keep saying those sorts of things like it matters. I was supprised when we rolled through your space, and there was not a soul in sight. You have a lot of real estate you don't use. Shame really.


Jumping into EC in interceptors, and running right out again isn't exactly a tour de force.



I don't remember seeing you anywhere. Hiding?
baltec1
Bat Country
Pandemic Horde
#114 - 2014-08-19 16:33:40 UTC
RAIN Arthie wrote:
baltec1 wrote:
RAIN Arthie wrote:
Goons are stocking assets for an ass whoopin. CFC- when IRC rolled through last week they never came out to play. Therefore all is going well. Big smile


We were honestly surprised IRC was even still around. We thought you lot went extinct when Razor burned down the game reserve.



Ya know, you guys keep saying those sorts of things like it matters. I was supprised when we rolled through your space, and there was not a soul in sight. You have a lot of real estate you don't use. Shame really.


Why would we?

Its not like you could do any damage with those cepters.
knobber Jobbler
State War Academy
Caldari State
#115 - 2014-08-19 16:34:46 UTC
RAIN Arthie wrote:
knobber Jobbler wrote:
RAIN Arthie wrote:
baltec1 wrote:
RAIN Arthie wrote:
Goons are stocking assets for an ass whoopin. CFC- when IRC rolled through last week they never came out to play. Therefore all is going well. Big smile


We were honestly surprised IRC was even still around. We thought you lot went extinct when Razor burned down the game reserve.



Ya know, you guys keep saying those sorts of things like it matters. I was supprised when we rolled through your space, and there was not a soul in sight. You have a lot of real estate you don't use. Shame really.


Jumping into EC in interceptors, and running right out again isn't exactly a tour de force.



I don't remember seeing you anywhere. Hiding?


I was too busy killing the barely space relevant Tri, Moa and Kadeshi in Nightmares to bother waiting around for the completely space irrelevant IRC interceptor fleet.
RAIN Arthie
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#116 - 2014-08-19 16:39:20 UTC


I was too busy killing the barely space relevant Tri, Moa and Kadeshi in Nightmares to bother waiting around for the completely space irrelevant IRC interceptor fleet.
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I would think, as you are the almighty goonswarm, you would better protect your borders. I could have flown a mining fleet through the hole in your security.
knobber Jobbler
State War Academy
Caldari State
#117 - 2014-08-19 16:40:10 UTC
I guess we'll bother when they're under threat.
Andski
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#118 - 2014-08-19 16:43:17 UTC
RAIN Arthie wrote:
I would think, as you are the almighty goonswarm, you would better protect your borders. I could have flown a mining fleet through the hole in your security.


unlike the intrepid warriors of intrepid crossing, former holders of the widely envied region of cobalt edge, we simply aren't too worried about people mining in our space

Twitter: @EVEAndski

"It's easy to speak for the silent majority. They rarely object to what you put into their mouths."    - Abrazzar
RAIN Arthie
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#119 - 2014-08-19 16:47:01 UTC
Ok cool, I'll bring the wiz. That way you can say something worth getting banned for. After that you can burn something leaving your space unoccupied longer.Big smile
Mallak Azaria
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#120 - 2014-08-19 16:50:04 UTC
Gevlon pets are pretty amusing.

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