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Lady Spank
Get Out Nasty Face
#1 - 2014-08-18 05:29:36 UTC
Honestly guys,

I used to be able to punish all sorts of criminals, but now, I am old.

How do I fight these modern baddies in my solo frigates?

Must I step up to greater crime fighting vehichles?

Must I take faith in others and form a possee?

Is there room for an old timer in a lowly Interceptor or worse?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet on their Rifter?

(ಠ_ృ) ~ It Takes a Million Years to Become Diamonds So Lets Just Burn Like Coal Until the Sky's Black ~ (ಠ_ృ)
RubyPorto
RubysRhymes
#2 - 2014-08-18 05:37:16 UTC
At least you still have a hair color

"It's easy to speak for the silent majority. They rarely object to what you put into their mouths." -Abrazzar "the risk of having your day ruined by other people is the cornerstone with which EVE was built" -CCP Solomon
Sabriz Adoudel
Move along there is nothing here
#3 - 2014-08-18 05:38:13 UTC
If your character is too old, you could biomass them and make a new one.

I support the New Order and CODE. alliance. www.minerbumping.com
S'Way
State War Academy
Caldari State
#4 - 2014-08-18 05:41:48 UTC
Lady Spank wrote:

Must I step up to greater crime fighting vehichles?

You should fly police pursuit comets, if only for the flashing lights.
Damon Messer
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#5 - 2014-08-18 05:46:21 UTC
S'Way wrote:
Lady Spank wrote:

Must I step up to greater crime fighting vehichles?

You should fly police pursuit comets, if only for the flashing lights.

while making woopwoop sounds on comms
Lady Spank
Get Out Nasty Face
#6 - 2014-08-18 05:47:42 UTC
I do love comets...

(ಠ_ృ) ~ It Takes a Million Years to Become Diamonds So Lets Just Burn Like Coal Until the Sky's Black ~ (ಠ_ృ)
Mike Adoulin
Happys Happy Hamster Hunting Club
#7 - 2014-08-18 05:49:46 UTC
Nothing like a Cop Comet for dispensing Hard Justice!!!!


Everything in EVE is a trap.

And if it isn't, it's your job to make it a trap...:)

You want to know what immorality in EVE Online looks like? Look no further than Ripard "Jester" Teg.

Chribba is the Chuck Norris of EVE.
RubyPorto
RubysRhymes
#8 - 2014-08-18 06:36:13 UTC
Crazy cop comets cruising the cosmos in Crius catching cruel criminals

"It's easy to speak for the silent majority. They rarely object to what you put into their mouths." -Abrazzar "the risk of having your day ruined by other people is the cornerstone with which EVE was built" -CCP Solomon
StonerPhReaK
Herb Men
#9 - 2014-08-18 12:57:04 UTC  |  Edited by: StonerPhReaK
Police Comet = WeeWoo wonderfully while wandering wormholes wondering where Willy Wonka went wrong.


Old... 25 is the new 18. Havent you heard?

Signatures wer cooler when we couldn't remove them completely.
Zero Sum Gain
FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOM
#10 - 2014-08-18 13:07:11 UTC
StonerPhReaK wrote:
where Willy Wonka went wrong.


The scary tunnel.
Tengu Grib
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#11 - 2014-08-18 15:43:44 UTC
RubyPorto wrote:
Crazy cop comets cruising the cosmos in Crius catching cruel criminals

say that 5 times fast.

Rabble Rabble Rabble

Praise James, Supreme Protector of High Sec.
Bronson Hughes
The Knights of the Blessed Mother of Acceleration
#12 - 2014-08-19 13:05:52 UTC
I personally would love to see an all Police Comet Fleet. They wouldn't even have to go anywhere or do anything, just sit in close proximity so I can stare at the pretty lights.

Psychedelic light shows aside, having an all PoCo roam would be cool.

Relatively Notorious By Association

My Many Misadventures

I predicted FAUXs
Christian Lionbate
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#13 - 2014-08-19 13:25:42 UTC
I'm all for players joining concord as a career option. The good cop bad cop scenarios would be delicious and the amount of isk generated through scams, bribes and protection rackets.......Lol
Gallowmere Rorschach
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#14 - 2014-08-19 13:31:57 UTC
Damon Messer wrote:
S'Way wrote:
Lady Spank wrote:

Must I step up to greater crime fighting vehichles?

You should fly police pursuit comets, if only for the flashing lights.

while making woopwoop sounds on comms

I just had the sudden desire to listen to KRS-One. Thanks for that.
Rabe Raptor
The Conference Elite
Safety.
#15 - 2014-08-19 16:27:28 UTC
Christian Lionbate wrote:
I'm all for players joining concord as a career option. The good cop bad cop scenarios would be delicious and the amount of isk generated through scams, bribes and protection rackets.......Lol


CODE. is basically player-controlled CONCORD.

Together we can make Highsec a better place! www.lawofhighsec.com

Read it, share it, learn it, quote it, memorize it,  live it, breathe it!
Lady Spank
Get Out Nasty Face
#16 - 2014-08-19 18:24:20 UTC
Rabe Raptor wrote:
CODE. is basically player-controlled CONCORD.

No it isn't. It's a thinly veiled crime racket of babbies that are too scared to shoot targets that would shoot back. They couldn't even handle a tournament fight.

(ಠ_ృ) ~ It Takes a Million Years to Become Diamonds So Lets Just Burn Like Coal Until the Sky's Black ~ (ಠ_ృ)
iob ccuf azu
#17 - 2014-08-19 19:35:00 UTC
LOL

somethingawful.com 4 life membership x 400 years forever
Rabe Raptor
The Conference Elite
Safety.
#18 - 2014-08-19 20:01:31 UTC  |  Edited by: Rabe Raptor
Lady Spank wrote:
Rabe Raptor wrote:
CODE. is basically player-controlled CONCORD.

No it isn't. It's a thinly veiled crime racket of babbies that are too scared to shoot targets that would shoot back. They couldn't even handle a tournament fight.


How would you know? We didn't end up doing it :) Last couple times I got on all we did is kill stuff in lowsec.

Together we can make Highsec a better place! www.lawofhighsec.com

Read it, share it, learn it, quote it, memorize it,  live it, breathe it!
Talas Dir
Super Happy Fun Corp
#19 - 2014-08-19 21:31:15 UTC
Lady Spank wrote:
Rabe Raptor wrote:
CODE. is basically player-controlled CONCORD.

No it isn't. It's a thinly veiled crime racket of babbies that are too scared to shoot targets that would shoot back. They couldn't even handle a tournament fight.


They can only fly two ships well, too. I can fly, like, eight of them. And fit them with offensive modules as well.
RubyPorto
RubysRhymes
#20 - 2014-08-19 23:17:34 UTC
Rabe Raptor wrote:
Lady Spank wrote:
Rabe Raptor wrote:
CODE. is basically player-controlled CONCORD.

No it isn't. It's a thinly veiled crime racket of babbies that are too scared to shoot targets that would shoot back. They couldn't even handle a tournament fight.


How would you know? We didn't end up doing it :) Last couple times I got on all we did is kill stuff in lowsec.


I think that's the point.

What I mean to say is if 90% of success is showing up I'm just happy there's someone standing up for the other 10.*


*Shamelessly stolen from the West Wing

"It's easy to speak for the silent majority. They rarely object to what you put into their mouths." -Abrazzar "the risk of having your day ruined by other people is the cornerstone with which EVE was built" -CCP Solomon
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