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Bring me the head of the Prince of Venezuela (aka Gevlon Goblin) !
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Alp Khan
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#1 - 2014-08-16 13:00:20 UTC  |  Edited by: Alp Khan
As you probably know, I'm a member of Goonswarm Federation, the leading entity of the CFC, which in turn controls much of the null space in game and is the top ranking coalition and alliance in this game. We stand undefeated in pretty much everywhere we venture into with serious business in mind. Oh God, why am I telling you this? You already know everything, because it is true unlike some false narrative built on top of a bunch of lies that some nobody station trader that we rejected from Goonswarm earlier might be trying to sell you. Anyway, now it's time to go after some pure, uncut and undilated comedy!

It's plain and simple: Kill Gevlon Goblin in game and you get 1 ISK bounty! The money can be arranged to be held by Chribba, so you can be damn sure you'll get it. He'll post in this thread if I decide to make that happen. To get the money, you must send a mail to me:

*Link to the API verified Zkillboard page of the kill
*The dead pilot must be named Gevlon Goblin (no "I swear from his posting in local he came off to me as autistic" accepted)
*A link to a well readable screenshot of the fight with the Gevlon still alive but damaged, without any masking (minimize your secret channels). Local channel must be open, readable, with transparent background.
*On the local channel of the screenshot at least 5 people must say "Who the hell is Gevlon Goblin again"

The money will be given to the corp of the highest damage dealer.


Spies, spergs, awoxers, get to work! Death to the autism and lies in space! Grr!
Big Lynx
#2 - 2014-08-16 13:11:20 UTC
I like!! Lulz
admiral root
Red Galaxy
#3 - 2014-08-16 15:08:57 UTC
Why would anyone want to kill Gevlon? It'd only make him think he might have a chance of one day being semi-relevant.

No, your rights end in optimal+2*falloff
Gallowmere Rorschach
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#4 - 2014-08-16 15:40:38 UTC
I am a bit confused.
Have we come full circle, to where Gevlon is now the butt of a joke that he unwittingly let loose upon Eve, or did we never actually move, and he was the joke all along?
Talas Dir
Super Happy Fun Corp
#5 - 2014-08-16 19:26:22 UTC
Who?
Leto Thule
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#6 - 2014-08-16 19:56:33 UTC
Gevlon Goblin tried to stick his hands down Serendipity Lost's pants at a bar in Jita. I approve of this bounty.

Bring the Pervert to Justice.

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Mike Adoulin
Happys Happy Hamster Hunting Club
#7 - 2014-08-16 21:06:35 UTC
But he never undocks!!!!

....wait.....

Shocked

Well played , sir. Well played.

Bear

Everything in EVE is a trap.

And if it isn't, it's your job to make it a trap...:)

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Sabriz Adoudel
Move along there is nothing here
#8 - 2014-08-17 01:22:52 UTC
Gevlon is a Goon alt anyway

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Alp Khan
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#9 - 2014-08-17 09:21:53 UTC
Sabriz Adoudel wrote:
Gevlon is a Goon alt anyway


Well, Goons are not THAT stupid.
RubyPorto
RubysRhymes
#10 - 2014-08-17 10:40:22 UTC  |  Edited by: RubyPorto
Alp Khan wrote:
Sabriz Adoudel wrote:
Gevlon is a Goon alt anyway


Well, Goons are not THAT stupid.


Bullshit

Goons are exactly that stupid Blink

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Christian Lionbate
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#11 - 2014-08-18 09:14:43 UTC  |  Edited by: Christian Lionbate
You fool! You've played straight into gelvons hands. He'll just pod himself with a cunningly disguised alt and use the 1 isk to fund yet another goon titan murder Sad
Yokai Mitsuhide
Doomheim
#12 - 2014-08-18 09:35:08 UTC
Alp Khan wrote:
As you probably know, I'm a member of Goonswarm Federation,



Annnnnnd that's where I stopped reading.
Robert Sawyer
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#13 - 2014-08-18 10:39:55 UTC
1 ISK bounty?
I think your head would be worth my while Big smile

"And when, at last, the moment is yours, that agony will become your greatest triumph."
BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#14 - 2014-08-19 19:48:13 UTC
How I would love to collect this bounty...

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