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How often do you end up covered in glory when you pvp
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Karn Dulake
Doomheim
#1 - 2011-12-09 14:47:59 UTC
Obviously your milage may vary on this. but i dont mean

1. cap blobbing a one day old
2. 50 man gank gate camp

I mean when you are up against it and the odds are stacked against you. You might die or you might live but you end the night covered in glory.


The only people ive seen do it are the rooks and kings which shows that if the French and the English did not hate each other they would have taken over the galaxy by now.


Although we dont know about R&Bs losses or when a disillusioned American pilot fleeing from his past entered the galaxy and single handedly destroyed a dozen R&B ships for picking on a helpless female miner before uniting the locals through good looks and American Charisma to destroy the R&Bs completely. Bonus points for romancing the local chiefs daughter. Also must be white unless Will Smith (Meme?).

(dont hate me i watch a lot of hollywood junk and the plots are all the same.


After that brief segway do you have any glory stories.


The only ones i have are flying through enemy territory to ninja kill something pretty weak and then leave. Ive never been the commander of a fleet who was fighting a one sided battle when a second even larger force jumped and my number two was shouting "we are being overwhelmed".


Your interesting stories please
I dont normally troll, but when i do i do it on General Discussion.
Bumblefck
Kerensky Initiatives
#2 - 2011-12-09 14:53:21 UTC
Karn Dulake wrote:

Your interesting stories please




How much will you pay us?

Perfection is a dish best served like wasabi .

Bumble's Space Log
Karn Dulake
Doomheim
#3 - 2011-12-09 14:58:28 UTC  |  Edited by: Karn Dulake
Bumblefck wrote:
Karn Dulake wrote:

Your interesting stories please




How much will you pay us?




No merc in the history of EVE has every been covered in glory.

they are normally station camping or killing non pvp players.


but if you want to wardec me ill lead your faggoty epeen warriors on a merry dance of death until you realise that being self important in a computer game is like winning the special olympics. You know the punchline.



EDIT: above rule does not apply to forum warriors
I dont normally troll, but when i do i do it on General Discussion.
Klown Walk
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#4 - 2011-12-09 15:05:45 UTC
I took an arrow to the knee and gave up pvping.
Bumblefck
Kerensky Initiatives
#5 - 2011-12-09 15:09:26 UTC
Karn Dulake wrote:
Bumblefck wrote:
Karn Dulake wrote:

Your interesting stories please




How much will you pay us?




No merc in the history of EVE has every been covered in glory.

they are normally station camping or killing non pvp players.


but if you want to wardec me ill lead your faggoty epeen warriors on a merry dance of death until you realise that being self important in a computer game is like winning the special olympics. You know the punchline.



EDIT: above rule does not apply to forum warriors



You cretin, I'm asking you how much you'll pay for us to tell you our glory stories.

What a dimbulb.

Perfection is a dish best served like wasabi .

Bumble's Space Log
Karn Dulake
Doomheim
#6 - 2011-12-09 15:12:13 UTC  |  Edited by: Karn Dulake
Dont you think i know that halfwit. Stories are 10 a penny just like your pointless forum post. But ill keep you in mind for when i want to grief someone new
I dont normally troll, but when i do i do it on General Discussion.
BrundleMeth
State War Academy
Caldari State
#7 - 2011-12-09 15:12:32 UTC
Bumblefck wrote:
You cretin, I'm asking you how much you'll pay for us to tell you our glory stories.

What a dimbulb.

Dimbulb is an understatement...
Morganta
The Greater Goon
#8 - 2011-12-09 15:12:52 UTC
every time I kill more than I lose in a single roam

glory? meh.. you can get more of that posting in GD Shocked
Zimmy Zeta
Perkone
Caldari State
#9 - 2011-12-09 15:15:06 UTC
Morganta wrote:
every time I kill more than I lose in a single roam

glory? meh.. you can get more of that posting in GD Shocked



Real glory comes from having more clones than the enemy has bullets. Nothing else matters.

I'd like to apologize for the poor quality of the post above and sincerely hope you didn't waste your time reading it. Yes, I do feel bad about it.
Bumblefck
Kerensky Initiatives
#10 - 2011-12-09 15:15:12 UTC
Karn Dulake wrote:
Dont you think i know that halfwit. Stories are 10 a penny just like your pointless forum post. But ill keep you in mind for when i want to grief someone new




What a mook Lol

Perfection is a dish best served like wasabi .

Bumble's Space Log
Brooks Puuntai
Solar Nexus.
#11 - 2011-12-09 15:16:01 UTC
So many sexual innuendos could be made right now about this thread.. However I think I'll take the high road for now. Also CCP Phantom seems have a fetish for deleting my posts.

CCP's Motto: If it isn't broken, break it. If it is broken, ignore it. Improving NPE / Dynamic New Eden
Karn Dulake
Doomheim
#12 - 2011-12-09 15:18:05 UTC
Bumblefck wrote:
Karn Dulake wrote:
Dont you think i know that halfwit. Stories are 10 a penny just like your pointless forum post. But ill keep you in mind for when i want to grief someone new




What a mook Lol



Hey dude i just realised that you live in Shuria. thats my home system. And your war record is killing hulks.

This is great. Perhaps its time to fight someone who can shoot. Back

two things

1. Nice work for posting on your main. Most forum warriors wont do that
2. Thats enough of my epeen
I dont normally troll, but when i do i do it on General Discussion.
Bumblefck
Kerensky Initiatives
#13 - 2011-12-09 15:26:30 UTC
Karn Dulake wrote:
Bumblefck wrote:
Karn Dulake wrote:
Dont you think i know that halfwit. Stories are 10 a penny just like your pointless forum post. But ill keep you in mind for when i want to grief someone new




What a mook Lol



Hey dude i just realised that you live in Shuria. thats my home system. And your war record is killing hulks.

This is great. Perhaps its time to fight someone who can shoot. Back

two things

1. Nice work for posting on your main. Most forum warriors wont do that
2. Thats enough of my epeen




Hey "dude", I just realised that your Internet detective skills are so leet, my head has just exploded.



**** it


fake edit: I was just going to leave it at that but

I
Just
Cant Resist

Perfection is a dish best served like wasabi .

Bumble's Space Log
Muad 'dib
State War Academy
Caldari State
#14 - 2011-12-09 15:27:41 UTC
so you have a gang together waiting for a fight even or otherwise, and you expect 50 guys not to kill one guy who might be packing a cyno?

yeah, okay.

everyone fair pvp only, okay guys, no killing whne its too easy?

well im glad thats all cleared up.

Cosmic signature detected. . . . http://i.imgur.com/Z7NfIS6.jpg I got 99 likes, and this post aint one.
Karn Dulake
Doomheim
#15 - 2011-12-09 15:29:56 UTC
[/quote]



Hey "dude", I just realised that your Internet detective skills are so leet, my head has just exploded.



**** it


fake edit: I was just going to leave it at that but

I
Just
Cant Resist[/quote]



Sweet Sweet SuperSweet +1 
I dont normally troll, but when i do i do it on General Discussion.
Brooks Puuntai
Solar Nexus.
#16 - 2011-12-09 15:33:00 UTC
Karn Dulake wrote:




Sweet Sweet SuperSweet +1


You two should get a room. Probably with a wall and a hole in it. You can use your imagination for the rest.

CCP's Motto: If it isn't broken, break it. If it is broken, ignore it. Improving NPE / Dynamic New Eden
Taiwanistan
#17 - 2011-12-09 15:33:19 UTC
Bumblefck wrote:
Karn Dulake wrote:
Bumblefck wrote:
Karn Dulake wrote:
Dont you think i know that halfwit. Stories are 10 a penny just like your pointless forum post. But ill keep you in mind for when i want to grief someone new




What a mook Lol



Hey dude i just realised that you live in Shuria. thats my home system. And your war record is killing hulks.

This is great. Perhaps its time to fight someone who can shoot. Back

two things

1. Nice work for posting on your main. Most forum warriors wont do that
2. Thats enough of my epeen




Hey "dude", I just realised that your Internet detective skills are so leet, my head has just exploded.



**** it


fake edit: I was just going to leave it at that but

I
Just
Cant Resist


behold the foul deeds of the dot alliance so called space knights of hi-sec rights activist

TA on wis: "when we have a feature that is its own functional ecosystem of gameplay then hooks into the greater ecosystem of EVE as a whole, and it provides good replayability."
Bumblefck
Kerensky Initiatives
#18 - 2011-12-09 15:36:28 UTC
If you think these are tears my poor man, you are grossly mistaken.

Perfection is a dish best served like wasabi .

Bumble's Space Log