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Crime & Punishment

 
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Bring me a shrubbery!

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Author
Ssabat Thraxx
DUST Expeditionary Team
Good Sax
#1 - 2014-08-16 06:38:20 UTC
Ni

\m/ O.o \m/

"You're a freak ..." - Solecist Project

Mike Adoulin
Happys Happy Hamster Hunting Club
#2 - 2014-08-16 06:51:25 UTC
Ok, now this is just getting silly.

*waits for Ezwal to leap from the Batcave and set things right*

Everything in EVE is a trap.

And if it isn't, it's your job to make it a trap...:)

You want to know what immorality in EVE Online looks like? Look no further than Ripard "Jester" Teg.

Chribba is the Chuck Norris of EVE.

Talas Dir
Super Happy Fun Corp
#3 - 2014-08-16 10:15:37 UTC
It looks like C&P has turned into something entertaining!

"Something entertaining?"

It got better.
Shederov Blood
Deadly Viper Kitten Mitten Sewing Company
#4 - 2014-08-16 11:45:38 UTC
... then you must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest... WITH A HERRING!

Who put the goat in there?

Leto Thule
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#5 - 2014-08-16 12:21:42 UTC
Golden!

Ten likes.

Thunderdome ringmaster, Community Leader and Lord Inquisitor to the Court of Crime and Punishment

Omar Alharazaad
New Eden Tech Support
#6 - 2014-08-16 12:38:09 UTC
I want to be Bedevere when I grow up... but I think Tippia's got that on lockdown.

Come hell or high water, this sick world will know I was here.

Kaarous Aldurald
Black Hydra Consortium.
#7 - 2014-08-16 12:56:31 UTC
Wrong game, the shrubbery is from Star Citizen.

"Verily, I have often laughed at the weaklings who thought themselves good because they had no claws."

One of ours, ten of theirs.

Best Meltdown Ever.

Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#8 - 2014-08-16 13:20:49 UTC
Will the OP accept a Groot?

Ekke Ekke Ekke Ekke Ptangya Zoooooooom Boing Ni!

In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.

New Player FAQ

Feyd's Survival Pack

Desivo Delta Visseroff
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#9 - 2014-08-16 15:46:13 UTC
Is this the Shrubbery you've been looking for:

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=69iB-xy0u4A

I was hunting for sick loot, but all I could get my hands on were 50 corpses[:|]..............[:=d]

Mike Adoulin
Happys Happy Hamster Hunting Club
#10 - 2014-08-16 21:11:05 UTC
Shederov Blood wrote:
... then you must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest... WITH A HERRING!



No..no......then they must mine a thousand units of Veldspar.......

In a Kestrel.

Cool

Everything in EVE is a trap.

And if it isn't, it's your job to make it a trap...:)

You want to know what immorality in EVE Online looks like? Look no further than Ripard "Jester" Teg.

Chribba is the Chuck Norris of EVE.

Jess Tanner
Bangworks Systems Inc.
#11 - 2014-08-16 23:03:35 UTC
Sabriz Adoudel
Move along there is nothing here
#12 - 2014-08-17 01:18:31 UTC
You have to admit, the Star Citizen creators are on to a hell of a scam with that shrub.

They'd do well in EVE.

I support the New Order and CODE. alliance. www.minerbumping.com

Seraph Essael
Air
The Initiative.
#13 - 2014-08-17 06:09:18 UTC
Ekki-ekki-ekki-ekki-ptang. Zoom-Boing, z'nourrwringmm.

Quoted from Doc Fury: "Concerned citizens: Doc seldom plays EVE on the weekends during spring and summer, so you will always be on your own for a couple days a week. Doc spends that time collecting kittens for the on-going sacrifices, engaging in reckless outdoor activities, and speaking in the 3rd person."

Avi Shekelstien
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#14 - 2014-08-17 08:05:19 UTC
"Help, help I'm being repressed"
Said every miner who saw his ship go boom.
Alaekessa
Matari Combat Research and Manufacture Inc.
#15 - 2014-08-17 18:37:21 UTC
Avi Shekelstien wrote:
"Help, help I'm being repressed"
Said every miner who saw his ship go boom.

Wouldn't "come see the violence inherent to the system" be more appropriate coming from them?
ISD Dorrim Barstorlode
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
ISD Alliance
#16 - 2014-08-17 21:29:21 UTC
Cross game item transfers are not allowed.

Also, removed a post discussing forum moderation.

Also, closed the thread due to lack of content.

ISD Dorrim Barstorlode

Senior Lead

Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs)

Interstellar Services Department