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Crime & Punishment

 
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Bring me the head of RenRenRenNagusaranRensia Rurunnren!!

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Renegade Heart
Doomheim
#1 - 2014-08-17 02:24:37 UTC
Firstly, his name is just ridiculous. Come on!

Also, he was following me about earlier, and my mate thought it was my alt, but I think he's an alt of an enemy WT or something.

1 mil for this dude's corpse P
Talas Dir
Super Happy Fun Corp
#2 - 2014-08-17 06:08:46 UTC
This will truly be a challenge for all who aspire to cash in on this contract. RenRenRenNagusaranRensia Rurunnren is a notable and established pirate, who has killed a hundred thousand other players in the low sec faction warfare. Fighters in the 24th Imperial Legion, State Protectorate, Federal Defence Union and Tribal Liberation Force always speak his name in hushed tones as to not relive the torment that had been inflicted on to them at the hands of RenRenRenNagusaranRensia Rurunnren. It can be said that he lit the system of Huola alight, along with Innia, Heydieles and OMS. All at the same time. You, my friend, are lucky that he has decided against pulling the trigger on you.

Not even the mighty empires of null-sec space are safe from the blight of RenRenRenNagusaranRensia Rurunnren. Northern CoalitionDot, Pandemic Legion and the CFC have all had personal experience with RenRenRenNagusaranRensia Rurunnren, as he has caused massive amounts of damage to them all. His presence has become common knowledge to all who claim their own space.

"Hes a jerk i swear if i ever sawed him again i will shooti at him in my ship in space." -LadyScarlet, Northern Coalition Dot director

"We have relinquished the title of Kings of Lowsec to RenRenRenNagusaranRensia Rurunnren. Truly, he is a force that cannot be stopped." Elise Randolph, Pandemic Legion director

"who" - Andski, Goonswarm Federation director

You have no idea what you have just unleashed upon yourself, noble space pilot Renegade Heart. RenRenRenNagusaranRensia Rurunnren will stop at nothing to get his retribution. All of your assets may as well just be gone now, because he will find them, and he will destroy them. I say this all as a friend, because you're going to need all the friends you can get to take on this extremely influential Eve Online power player.
Renegade Heart
Doomheim
#3 - 2014-08-17 11:21:07 UTC
RenRenRenNagusaranRensia Rurunnren if you are reading this, I want you to know I am truly sorry that my pet ferret Barry was able to gain access to my keyboard last night and post that horrible thing about you. You see, I forgot to feed Barry, and he was mad at me. I see now that if I do not feed Barry on time, there will be serious consequences, like now.

Rose are red
Violets are blue
RenRenRenNagusaranRensia Rurunnren
I love you!

Please do not bring me his head people!
Valkin Mordirc
#4 - 2014-08-18 00:14:35 UTC
It's just so...fun to say.


RenRenRenNagusaranRensia Rurunnren!

\o/ \o\ /o\ /o/ \o/

RenRenRenNagusaranRensia Rurunnren!
#DeleteTheWeak